Street performing is either the hardest or easiest profession. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss socialism, Friday Night Lights, Pioneer Day parades, statues, drum carts, and tap dancing.

BYU students are at war with one another. Why tho? Chris and Clint are again joined by a very special guest in New Orleans. They discuss Kinko's, grammar, parades, handbooks, ice cream, and hiking.

Cops still ride around on horses. Why tho? Chris and Clint are joined by a special guest in New Orleans. They discuss horses, segways, fecal matter, debate winners, and Bourbon Street.

People voluntarily become politicians. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss baggy suits, sex machines, small town mayors, unlimited funds, computer science scandals, and cow milking.

Utah people act like Utah is the best state in the US. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss California, farming, kissing, hard workers, soda porn, mountains, and assets.

Nobody can agree what Presidents Day is actually for. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss group therapy, private jets, recycling, Twitter analyzers, cherry pie, Herbert, Woodrow, Dick, and Big Bush.

Valentine's Day exists. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss clogging, moist mustaches, clammy hands, double dates, restraining orders, and capitalistic love.

People lose their minds when they are shown on a jumbotron. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss trout, powerbait, gender neutrality, attractive people, and CNN.

Male TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss homework, college credit at UVU, umami, the #cerealchallenge, and TikTok.

Celebrities give Oscars speeches about issues of the day. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Joaquin Phoenix, artificial insemination, dairy farmers, Moab, Clint's greatest hits, punditry, and New Hampshire.