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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 214 of The Chumpcast! Let’s make some bad NFL picks, very stupid and unfortunate bets, and review Enola Holmes, new on Netflix as of this week.

TIMESTAMPS:

0:45 – Fantastic meats and where to find them

2:45 – Sure to Lose NFL picks for week 3, plus painful stakes for your favorite hosts!

9:00 – Brick shot a 56 on a par 9(???) and maybe we weren’t actually live

11:00 - Mark blames everyone, and shit gets REAL awkward

13:00 – TRAILERS! WandaVision and false reality, The Haunting of Bly Manor and why dolls are always in horror movies, Toy Story was actually a ghost flick, and Sound of Metal

20:45 – The Boys is getting a spinoff starring college-aged supes and their habits of debauchery

22:45 – Samuel L Jackson signed up for a Nick Fury Disney+ series that might someday actually get made. Are we going to get a period of movies and TV where we’re flooded with delayed content?

25:05- For the first time since 2009, we will not be getting a Marvel movie in this calendar year

27:45 – The sequel to Borat has a very long and inflammatory title

29:10 – John Cena’s Peacemaker TV show is coming to HBO Max, directed by James Gunn

31:00 – BEST MAN ALIVE! A Thom Brenneman is an idiot check-in, Israel Adesanya is a KING of shit-talking, giant skeletons in your front yard, and re-packaged prophylactics

39:45 – Enola Holmes on Netflix, starring Millie Bobbie Brown and Henry Cavill. Let’s do a deep dive on the plot and speculate on potential sequels!

56:45 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick makes weird jokes, #Alive is a Korean Zombie flick, Ratched on Netflix, Brick finally watches Lovecraft Country, skip The Social Dilemma, and CHUMPCAST BEANIES!

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 213 of The Chumpcast! It was an early morning with coffee kinda Chumpcast, but there was plenty of hype to go around. Let’s talk about hidden villains, Shia LeBouf being high as a kite, Big Brother Chuck E Cheese, and The Devil All the Time, streaming on Netflix.

TIMESTAMPS!

1:00 – Who wants to be a DEGENERATE GAMBLER starring BRICK AND SMITHERS! Let’s get UNLIIIIIIMITTED.

6:10 – Mark’s male model photo shoot, plus bonking babies by accident and getting bonked as a child

10:00 – Mark skirts responsibility like an absolute professional

10:50 – VOICEMAIL! Kyle wants to know which villains are masquerading as heroes in your favorite movies and Brick has 3 heads

 19:15 – TRAILERS including S2 of The Madalorian, big babies who can’t wait a week between episodes, Synchronic is trippy as hell with Anthony Mackie, WB doesn’t want to share TENET box office numbers, and Love and Monsters

33:30 – Jonathon Majors of Da 5 Bloods and Lovecraft Country is your new Kang the Conqueror, plus what that could mean for the MCU

37:45 – RIP in peace to the DC Universe app, we hardly knew ye

40:50 – We have our future Jennifer Walters aka She-Hulk, Tatiana Maslany!

44:45 – Best Man Alive of the week, featuring a stoned Shia LeBouf, The Rock doing The Rock things, Chuck E Cheese hoarding tickets, and freakishly giant 6 year old football stars

54:00 – The Devil All the Time on Netflix, starring Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, Bill Skarsgard, Riley Keough, Sebastian Stan and many others

1:06:25 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Archer is back for another season, Challenger: The Final Flight on Netflix, and a Civilization expansion pack called New Frontier

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 212 of The Chumpcast! We have so much to discuss this week that it literally ruined my microphone even though it’s CLEARLY fine now. Normally I wouldn’t blame anyone, but it’s clearly Mark’s fault. Also, we talk The Boys season 2, Bill and Ted, and people booing unity. What’s not to love?

Timestamps:

1:15 – Scat, poop, and other excrement talk. Also, imagine booing unity

6:45 – TRAILERS! Dune is a thing that no one understands but we’re still excited, Monsterland coming to Hulu, Save Yourselves! is full of hipsters, and Adam Sandler is full Adam Sandler in Hubie Halloween.

21:50 – RIP in Peace to one of the baddest bitties ever, Lady Dianna Rigg

25:25 – How many times can they delay Wonder Woman?

26:45 – New Xbox system announcements if you want to sell a kidney, plus game sharing and the future of physical media

31:15 – Why is #CancelNetflix trending?

36:35 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Remy is adorable, a woman tried to cut her hand off to get workman’s comp forever, Brick hates pawn shops, and Skip Bayless can fuck off to Jupiter

51:10 – The Boys Season 2, directed by Eric Kripke and released weekly on Amazon Prime

1:07:15 – Bill and Ted Face the Music, aka the nostalgia grab

1:16:30 – Recommendations: Woke on Hulu starring our good friend Lamorne Morris, a High Score docuseries update, and Get Organized on Netflix, and balancing children with being a nerd

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 211 of The Chumpcast! It’s probably been a while since you’ve heard me and Mark argue about whether a movie sucked. If you’re into that kind of thing, hold on to your butts, because we finally got Christopher Nolan’s TENET.

TIMESTAMPS:

1:00 – Mooses and meeses, gooses and geeses

2:15 – Brick is the Jerry Jones of fantasy football

7:10 - The DMV is a real life energy vampire

9:20 – TRAILERS! The Haunting of Bly Manor (Chris D’elia stinks, wear a mask), Possessor (Cronenberg talk), Welcome to Blumhouse (ghosts aren’t real and neither is their goo), No Time to Die is the next New Mutants

24:44 – Season 2 of The Mandalorian is coming in October

25:35 – Batman probably caused COVID-19, and Pattinson and The Rock caught it

27:00 – Snyder’s Army of the Dead is getting a prequel and an anime style spin-off

23:45 – Lord and Miller are kicking off their Spider-Verse spinoffs with Silk

36:20 – Best Man Alive featuring Mitch Trubisky for some reason, a young drumming prodigy, WAPLuigi, and Aroldis Chapman tried to kill a guy

43:45 – Christopher Nolan’s TENET spoiler free review

58:15 – SPOILERS FOR TENET! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

1:16:20 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remaster, High Score docuseries on Netflix, and the new Avengers game

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Whaaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 210 of The Chumpcast! This week, we crashed the Guy at the Movies film festival to discuss the much discussed and delayed film,The New Mutants. Check @GutAtTheMovies on Instagram for links to all the other great panels from this weekend!

TIMESTAMPS:

1:00 – There has never been a bad Fast and Furious movie

4:05 - We’re back in theaters, for better or worse

8:45 – Movie theaters have found a new way to track you! YAY! How will Dave Franco use it to manipulate us?

13:35 – TRAILERS! Enola Holmes is coming to wreck your shit. Also, my neighbor Steve.

16:50 – Will the Netflix strategy change now that theaters are reopening?

18:15 – Prepare yourselves for a Nutty Professor reboot coming from Project X Studios

21:15 – Who guessed that 2020 would bring you a live-action Power Puff Girls?

25:30 – Pick a Nickelodeon show that actually deserves a revival.

26:30 – RIP in peace to Altered Carbon. We barely understood thee.

29:45 – Actual Rest in Peace to Chadwick Boseman, a man taken from us far too soon.

31:35 – Let’s talk about The New Mutants, directed by Josh Boone

48:20 – Recommendations, including Lovecraft Country, Knives Out, and Among Us

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 209 of The Chumpcast! To celebrate Brick physically being in Chicago, we moved this episode into my backyard. Unfortunately, that produced some less-than-stellar audio, but I hope that doesn’t turn you off from a DC-packed discussion. Honestly….it was all Mark’s fault. Also…Umbrella Academy!

TIME STAMPS:

1:00 – Smithers is here to barf all over Brick, who is actually in Chicago and has no gag reflex

4:00 – Yes, Eddie Lacy likes to party. Is the NFL going to play? Is fantasy worth it?

7:35 – Mark LIVES in the DC Fandome

11:10 - Are we ready to go back to theaters yet, or will it take a real blockbuster?

16:05: TRAILER FRENZY! Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League doesn’t have gameplay but still looks sick

20:40 - Gotham Knights, where they pretend that Batman is dead and he definitely is not

26:00 – Millie Bobby Brown is hitting it big and producing Enola Holmes

28:05 - Suicide Squad announcements and a star-studded cast

33:00 – THE BATMAN, starring emo Robert Battinson and directed by Matt Reeves

41:10 – Sinbad is going to blow up the world in Shazam 2: Fury of the Gods

42:25 – Lebron’s TuneSquad jerseys suck

43:25 – Olivia Wilde is signed on to direct what will probably be Spider-Woman

44:40 – Stranger Things is going longer than 4 seasons, per Ross Duffer

45:40 – Is Ben Affleck out of money? Why else would he come back for The Flash?

46:40 – The Kraven the Hunter movie is going to be directed by the same guy that did Triple Frontier. Cool, I guess?

47:30 – The Snyder cut is 4 hours long for no goddamn reason

49:35 – BEST MAN ALIVE featuring gross strippers and Covid-19, Robert Battinson as an actual decent actor, and Thom Breneman is a piece of shit.

56:15 – Umbrella Academy S2 breakdown and always coming armed to the strip club

1:11:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Luther starring Idris Elba, finding a new Golf video game, Lovecraft Country, and Dungeons & Daddies.

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 208 of The Chumpcast! The whole crew is here and inebriated in some fashion, but that won’t stop us from running our mouths about eye pokes, Covidiot breakdowns, gangster shrimp, and Project Power starring Jamie Foxx and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

TIMESTAMPS:

0:52 – High Guy Houdini and birds are a lie

3:00 – UFC 252 stunk and everyone is blind now

6:30 – Mark is super hungover guy, but at least he WEARS A DAMN MASK unlike THESE IDIOTS

13:00 – The gangster of the sea

15:35 – Does anyone else have really useless super powers?

18:35 – TRAILERS! The Devil All the Time, Attack of the Unknown, and a MacGruber TV show

25:30 – Shawn Ashmore (Iceman from X-Men) is joining S2 of The Boys as Lamplighter

27:45 – DC Comics and DCU has fired a whole bunch of their editors and staff

29:45 – A Spongebob spinoff for Patrick as a talk show host?

31:30 – Smithers sells you on his favorite beers from Off Color Brewing

33:50 – Avatar: The Last Airbender’s original creators are stepping away from the live action Netflix show

36:55 – Blumhouse has inked a deal with Amazon Prime to bring 8 new horror flicks to the platform

39:20 – Jurassic World is moving production overseas and leaving old actors at home

42:25 – Tig Notaro is replacing Chris D’elia in Zach Snyder’s Army of the Dead

45:15 – BEST MAN ALIVE ft Tony Hawk renaming tricks to honor creators, Kemah Siverand sneaking girls into his Seahawks team hotel, and old bitties getting tattoos

52:45 – Project Power starring Jamie Foxx and Joseph Gordon Levitt

1:05:45 – Recommendations! Brick and Mark finally started Umbrella Academy, Unsolved Mysteries reruns on Hulu, Hard Knocks, and Lovecraft Country inebriation

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 207 of The Chumpcast! It’s just me and Brick this week, but we still have plenty of stupid internet videos to break down and movie news to discuss. Also, we cram in some love for Shia LeBeouf, regardless of whether we liked his new movie The Tax Collector.

TIMESTAMPS

0:53 – Let’s get CRANK’d for this week and a new baby Darryl

3:05 – When you have to find a new best man for your wedding…

9:00 – Smithers sucks at video games and is a bullet sponge

10:40 – TRAILERS! The Sleepover and I’m Thinking of Ending Things. Also, least hated foods and Toni Collette appreciation

17:40 – Is it difficult for actors who are good people to play characters who are pieces of shit?

19:20 – The Devil all the Time, featuring Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, and Sebastian Stan

23:45 – Disney has gone crazy, thinks that people will pay $30 to stream Mulan

27:00 – The return of Ren & Stimpy, the show that my dad hated more than anything

28:20 – Jonas Cuaron is going to make an adorable Chupacabra movie for Netflix

31:10 – Ryan Reynolds is teaming up with Lord and Miller for a “family” monster movie

33:50 – Arkham video game creators Rocksteady announced a Suicide Squad game

35:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A cheeky boar versus a fat naked man, and Hasbro made some really suspect Troll dolls

43:50 – The Tax Collector, starring Bobby Soto and Shia LeBeouf

58:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! An American Pickle, Umbrella Academy and Fall Guys

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 206 of The Chumpcast! Sports are back, ghosts aren’t real, baboons have chainsaws, and Dave Franco directed a bad movie.

TIME STAMPS:

0:50 – Sports are ALL THE WAY BACK and Florida sucks

2:15 – What are the most pirated TV shows during the pandemic?

6:40 – George RR Martin is going to volcano prison

10:15 – TRAILERS! Archenemy (remember Crank?), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous, Batman: Death in the Family, and Host.

19:00 – Ghosts aren’t real

21:20 – The Witcher: Blood Origin prequel series coming to Netflix, Witcher S2 delayed

24:50 – Emmy nominations announced with The Watchmen leading the pack

26:40 – Splinter Cell anime being developed at Netflix

30:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE featuring a full breakdown of a psychopath, real life shinies, and chainsaw-wielding baboons.

49:30 – Review of Dave Franco’s directorial debut, The Rental

1:02:10 – Recommendations: Jeep Grand Cherokees (?) and Umbrella Academy S2

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 205 of The Chumpcast! Let’s welcome Brick back to the land of the living with a roof over his head, explore a weird return to baseball, and review the latest Tom Hanks war thriller, Greyhound.

TIME STAMPS:

1:00 – BASEBALL IS BACK AND IT’S WEIRD AND WE DON’T CARE!

7:00 – Listener submissions for coolest movie props

13:45 – Voicemail: What toxic traits do you have, you worthless piece of garbage?

18:45- Trailers: Bill and Ted update, Brick’s return, Truth Seekers, and Helstrom

29:10 – The Microsoft gaming conference kinda sucked.

31:55 John Stankey (lol) says TENET definitely HAS TO go to theaters

35:30 – The Boys has been picked up for a third season, and the writers hate whales

36:45 – Mark’s weekly check-in for Snyder Cut news featuring Black Suit Superman                    

37:45 – The return of G4

39:30 – Best Man Alive: Michael Lorenzen, giant dildo thieves, and stupid people hiring hitmen

45:10 – Greyhound, starring Tom Hanks

57:30 – Did Minkus from Boy Meets World grow up to become Chanel West Coast?

59:20 – Recommendations: Fear City: New York vs The Mafia, Palm Springs, Rogue Company, and Busch Light Apple

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