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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 224 of The Chumpcast! Gotta be honest. This one went off the rails fairly quickly, but I guess that’s why you’re here. Also, we watched The Sound of Metal starring Riz Ahmed.

TIMESTAMPS!

0:50 – Remy the Goob is 2 years old and definitely is not and has never been fat and raw denim was the worst idea of all time

4:50 – Let’s do some bad reminiscing about college and exhibitionism

5:55 – Nate Robinsons is a disgrace to professional athletes and might have lost us some money

13:55 – Cyberpunk on us is coming to an end! Make sure you slide into our DMs…

15:35 – TRAILER ALERT! We Can Be Heroes is probably Best Picture of 2021

18:05 – Announcing bi-weekly trivia and prize giveaways!

20:40 – Mark is horny for Oscar Isaac playing Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid flick

22:50 – Is someone blackmailing The Chumps? Are scammers getting dumber?

27:20 – What is your favorite single-player story video game?

30:45 – Tyrion Lannister AKA Peter Dinklage has signed on for a Toxic Avenger reboot

31:50 – First look at Jeremy Renner and Hailee Steinfeld on set for Hawkeye

33:20 – The big news of the week is that HBO Max is here to save our boring lives with theatrical releases coming straight to streaming

42:00 – Are theaters dead? What’s your fondest theater memory?

47:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring a monolith check-in, some balls, the McRib McReturn, a South African politician with an infamous name, and big time fart talk

59:40 – REVIEW! The Sound of Metal starring Riz Ahmed and Olivia Cooke, streaming now on Amazon Prime

1:12:30 - RECCOMENDATIONS! The Undoing on HBO, Your Honor starring Bryan Cranston, Matthew McConaughey’s book, and The Clone Wars on Disney+

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 223 of The Chumpcast! Let’s pound our coffees and talk about “celebrity” boxing matches, Clifford and his big red appendages, and Sarah Paulsen’s latest thriller RUN now streaming on Hulu.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:50 – Smithers is a cheery Grinch boi today, while Brick is sober and mopey

2:30 – The NFL is definitely boned after Thanksgiving and now everyone has COVID, and Tuesday is the worst day of the week

5:00 – Vanderbilt Kicker Sarah Fuller is set to be the first female kicker in a power 5 NCAA conference, which would be cool if kickers belonged in football

10:30 – VOICEMAIL! Uncle Kyle asks what food you’ve seen on the big screen that looked the most delicious

16:45 – Brick is going to drive to the middle of Utah to find the alien reset button

20:30 – The Simpsons have predicted anything, so aliens probably look just like Kang and Kodos

21:30 – TRAILERS! Clifford the Big Red Dog and Clifford’s Big Red Dong

26:45 – Streaming services are reportedly in a bidding war for the rights to Godzilla vs Kong. What’s coming directly to streaming next?

30:20 – Remember when Choose Your Own Adventure sued Netflix for making Bandersnatch?

32:20 – Netflix is producing The Adam Project, a sci-fi time travel flick starring Ryan Reynolds, Zoe Saldana, Mark Ruffalo, and Jennifer Garner

33:40 – Do you sandwich punching dinguses want to play Cyberpunk 2077 for free?

36:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Marshawn Lynch, a lame Fugging decision, Stan Lee is still the man even in death, a pervert’s dream pool, and a small Belgian town with some large holiday decorations

48:30 – REVIEW! Run, starring Sarah Paulsen is now streaming on Hulu

58:00 – RECOMMENDATIONS! A Shawn Mendes doc on Netflix, potential Black Friday deals to be had, and Population 1 for VR headsets

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 222 of The Chumpcast! We’re here to pay homage to the greatest actor of all time. The man, nay, THE LEGEND that is Nicolas Kim Coppola aka Nic Cage. See his movies so that he can pay taxes.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:50 – Introducing the “Brick’s Finest Moment” green screen background

3:30 – Babies are evil and must be stopped at all costs

4:45 – We’re still giving away a copy of cyberpunk to a lucky listener! Also, poo brains.

8:35 – RIP to legendary voice actor Kirby Morrow of Dragonball Z and Stargate fame

10:15 – Did anyone bother watching the live-action Mulan movie?

14:20 – TRAILERS! Live-action Tom and Jerry is an unnecessary reboot, Godmothered has potential but would be better as an R-Rated romp, and Chaos Walking can’t be saved by Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland.

27:25 – HBO Max is (mercifully) releasing Wonder Woman 84 on Christmas Day for no extra charge. Will other studios follow suit?

32:15 – Which Universal Monster has Channing Tatum signed on to play and why is it definitely The Creature from the Black Lagoon?

36:10 – Black Panther 2 is set to start filming this summer in Atlanta

41:30 – Deadpool 3 is happening at Disney! Early reports are that it will follow its R-Rated predecessors and will be written by the minds behind Bob’s Burgers

44:55 – BEST MAN ALIVE featuring the Mormon Machine Taysom Hill, a man who blamed the family dog for his atrocious farts, and two very special video breakdowns

54:45 – REVIEW! The masterpiece that is Jiu Jitsu starring Nic cage, Frank Grillo, and Tony Jaa

1:18:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS featuring The Queen’s Gambit starring Anya Taylor Joy, Holidate on Netflix, and Mark loves Tekashi 69 and his Hulu documentary

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 221 of The Chumpcast! Brick got into some meth this episode, but we can still have adult conversations about movies and stuff. Also, we watched G Butt himself Gerard Butler try to run away from asteroids in Greenland.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:45 – Brick pours big boy sized glasses of wine, and that really rustles Mark’s jimmies

2:50 – Mark is a coronaboy who licks public toilet seats

5:35 – VOICEMAIL! Darion asks about our favorite spoof movies

13:10 – Brick calls Austin Powers the greatest movie trilogy of all time, is clearly smoking meth

16:00 – DUMB QUESTION! If aliens showed up tomorrow, what film character would you send to greet them?

25:15 – TRAILERS! Big Mouth season 4, Superintelligence has Melissa McCarthy falling down, and Cyst is the best movie of 2020

34:45 – Space Force starring Steve Carrell and John Malkovich has been renewed for another season

37:20 – Lilo and Stitch is getting a live action remake while Brick rips a bowl and that’s a deep drive to left by Castellanos…..

40:40 – Darkwing Duck is being rebooted by Seth Rogen, plus the best Gizmo Duck cosplay ever

43:40 – The new Spider-Man: Miles Morales game is dope

45:00 – Star Lord will show up in Thor: Love and Thunder

49:20 – WandaVision has been delayed until January of 2021, which is probably smart

50:50 – Who’s ready for more Scorpion King?!?!

52:45 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Brick’s horrible wine addiction, big game hunters with tiny wieners, Tony La Russa is a drunk idiot who will now manage the Chicago White Sox, and cooking chickens in erupting geysers

1:06:00 – REVIEW! Let’s talk about Greenland, starring Gerry Butler and Morena Baccarin

1:20:30 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Miles Morales rules, Brick recommends METH, and Mark is giving away Cyberpunk 2077 using his own money

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 220 of The Chumpcast! This week we really pulled an episode out of thin air, but there’s still plenty to argue about and many sandwiches to assualt. Also, Joel Kinnaman is a damn rockstar in The Informer.

TIMESTAMPS

0:45 – The bags under Mark’s eyes have bags under their eyes, Brick thinks it’s Christmas time, and Smithers is going to heck

6:35 – The new video game console era is upon us, and so is Miles Morales!

13:00 – A journalist does his civic duty and deals with a conspiracy theorist live on air

15:10 – Week 9s NFL picks to bet against while someone hammers furniture in the background

18:20 – Did Brick leave to hurl in the toilet? An investigation ensues

20:20 – Brick/Smithers unveil the platform for their 2028 presidential platform, while Mark thinks pets should be a requirement, and we should make them fight like Pokemon

23:50 – What’s the meanest prank you’ve pulled on a drunk person?

26:45 – TRAILERS! Nic Cage versus Chuck E. Cheese in Willy’s Wonderland, Blood Vessel just throws “Nazi” into a movie theme and runs with it, and why do Star Wars characters celebrate Christmas?

32:55 – Netflix is testing linear programming for those of us who can’t make decisions on what to watch

37:00 – Remember the Harry Potter movie universe? It just got smaller

39:00 – There is a certain bad movie being released for purchase on December 15th

40:45 - Free Guy and Death on the Nile have been bumped to 2021, signaling a likely shut down for theaters for the rest of this year

43:05 - BEST MAN ALIVE! The annual Texas Mullet Championship winners, a man pays money for a tiger to maul his face off, and someone jacked Marshmello’s monster truck

48:45 – REVIEW! The Informer, starring Joel Kinnaman, Ana de Armas, Clive Owen, and Common

1:05:10 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers made it through season 2 of The Leftovers, Mark started Mr. Robot, and Brick is a history dork

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 219 of The Chumpcast! This week we caught a sleeper of a movie in Love and Monsters, debate the shitbag level of Michael Bay, and get a surprise visit from my sometimes lovely wife…

TIMESTAMPS!

0:45 - Mark is hungover and the mustache still rides despite everyone’s better judgment

4:00 – Baby and dog Halloween costumes are torture devices

5:30 – Mark thinks he’s a choo choo train conductor

8:30 – The Mothman is terrorizing O’Hare Airport in Chicago. We’re trying to book him as a guest.

12:15 – Let’s prepare for the riots that are coming this week because your insurance company doesn’t give a shit about you

16:00 – TRAILERS! Jackie Chan in VANGUARD, Michael Bay is cashing in on a global pandemic with SONGBIRD, Maisie Williams is a badass in TWO WEEKS TO LIVE, this STARDUST biopic doesn’t even have the rights to David Bowie’s music, and THE MIDNIGHT SKY shows us that George Clooney is still alive.

31:45 – Next generation consoles and games will be here in about 2 weeks, including Miles Morales! Also, Mrs. Smithers might be a jerk.

37:05 – The cartoon reboot trend continues as HBO Max is working on Tiny Toon Adventures

38:35 – PSA: 3 Ninjas is now available on Hulu and Mark is Tum Tum

40:15 – Cyberpunk 2077 may not actually exist, but if it does, we’re DEFINITELY giving a copy to a lucky listener

43:45 – Netflix + Assassin’s Creed. Who is your Ezio or other main character? Should they cast new actors for each different time period?

46:50 – Another Adam Sandler Netflix movie, this time where his best friend is a space spider?

48:25 – Keanu cut all of his hair off

49:00 – Oscar Isaac will be your very first live-action Moon Knight, assuming this gets made some day

51:00 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Brick loves Erica for punching a sandwich, a child Halloween version of DJ Marshmello, and Big Jon Lester buying everyone in Chicago beers all weekend

57:30 – LOVE AND MONSTERS movie review, including why you should absolutely go watch it

1:07:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Kraken Dice available at krakendice.com, The Leftovers is interesting and mysterious, drinking candles when you’re shitfaced, and Truth Seekers on Amazon Prime starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 218 of The Chumpcast! This week we discuss sandwich fisting, Jared Leto’s awful joker, and the sequel we didn’t know needed in Borat’s Subsequent Movie Film.

TIMESTAMPS!

0:40 – Hey, baseball is still happening. Wasn’t that game crazy?

4:10 – Bad NFL picks and the fantasy showdown between Mark and Brick

8:40 – Smithers is going to disappear to the Philippiness so he can finally sleep

11:00 – VOICEMAIL! Kyle asks which famous people we share birthdays with

16:10 – Paul Revere was a SNITCH!

18:25 – We’re giving away Cyberpunk 2077 and YOU could get a free copy

23:25 – TRAILERS! Margot Robbie in Dreamland, Mark fists sandwiches, Sarah Paulsen in Run, and Tom Hanks in News of the World

37:20 – Tom Holland as Nathan DRAAAAKE!??!?

40:30 – Tim Burton is set to produce and direct a live-action Addams Family TV show. Who belongs in the cast?

47:15 – DC stays fuckin’ up, so we’re getting more of the Jared Leto Joker

52:00 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Sandwich fisters, tight ends, and the Reese’s Robot delivering Halloween…eggs?

57:00 – Borat: Subsequent Movie Film very nice I like how much

1:07:45 – RECOMMENDATIONS! Seinfeld??? Fargo, Love and Monsters, and My Next Guest on Netflix

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 217 of The Chumpcast! Brick is back even as his house is about to burn down, I grew a terrible mustache, and Mark pretends to know things. Who cares, let’s talk about season 2 of The Boys!

TIMESTAMPS!

0:50 – Mark drinks Bud Light Platinums and Smithers is an evil magician

3:30 – Brick’s house is going to burn down and he doesn’t seem to give a shit because it’s almost ski season

5:50 – Android versus Apple might as well be a gang war with idiots on both sides, plus Mark pretends to know about computers

11:00 – Mark versus Brick in the Fantasy Football Dipshit Bowl, and Smithers finally finished Outer Banks to pay off a lost bet

16:00 – A Chinese Professional Baseball League player pulled the ultimate move of disrespect while robbing a home run

19:00 – TRAILERS! Animaniacs are making their triumphant return, SOUL finally makes some sense even though Pixar loves death, Monster Hunter looks Bad and T.I. > Machine Gun Kelly, and Nic Cage is here to save us from Spaceman

30:50 – Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson, and Common will star in Super High, a movie where weed gives you powers. Let’s equate pot strains to super heroes!

38:05 – What show do you NEVER want to see remade or extended, and why is it definitely Dexter?

44:45 – Netflix is teaming up with Adam McKay for Don’t Look Up starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence

47:05 – Amazon Prime needs to bring back Freddie Prinze Jr. for this I Know What You Did Last Summer show/reboot

51:20 – BEST MAN ALIVE featuring a childish Elon Musk, a very petty baseball fan sticking it to the cheating Houston Astros, and a real life Bart Simpson

59:00 – THE BOYS! Season 2 is not complete and streaming on Amazon Prime

1:21:20 – RECOMMENDATIONS! What We Do in the Shadows seasons 1 & 2 on Hulu, Brick loves Virtual Reality, COD Cold War beta, and Save Yourselves

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 216 of The Chumpcast! Brick is still hiding in the mountains from the IRS, Mark has Hobbit feet and drinks baby boogers, and I’m still terrible at gambling. Also, we discuss the newest Adam Sandler comedy Hubie Halloween, now available on Netflix.

TIMESTAMPS!

1:00 – Mark has hobbit feet and is jealous of Smithers’ slippers.

3:30 – Are babies actually flesh-eating monsters and why is the answer “Yes”? Do all babies hate Mark’s NAMBLA mustache?

4:55 – The NFL is boned because players and coaches all think they’re invincible.

7:05 – We’re really tired of people thinking that they can gaslight us on obvious lies, Tom Brady.

11:25 – Lovecraft Country is giving me the heebie jeebies, and that’s a good thing.

12:50 – TRAILERS! Our first look at INVINCINBLE coming to Amazon Prime, FATMAN shows us that dirtbag Mel Gibson is still getting work as Santa Claus, Joe Mangy looks great in Archenemy, and MODOK is a stop-motion Marvel Harley Quinn clone.

24:00 – First look at Henry Cavill’s armored abs and Ciri as a badass in season 2 of The Witcher on Netflix

27:45 – Noted comic Lumberjanes has been optioned for HBO Max. Let’s talk about why all of these indie comics are getting shows and movies.

31:00 – Disney/Pixar’s latest flick Soul is reportedly coming straight to Disney+ for no extra fee. Maybe a sign of things to come?

35:00 – Remember when we could make jokes about Coronavirus? That was fun.

36:40 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Mark’s tiny pregnant woman bladder, Joaquin Buckely’s INSANE knockout, and the man who biked from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek.

42:30 – MOVIE REVIEW! Hubie Halloween starring Adam Sandler is exactly what you expect it to be. Do as you please with this information.

57:25: - RECOMMENDATIONS! Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix, The Addams Family animated flick now streaming on Hulu and Amazon, and early access for Baldur’s Gate 3

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Whaaats up everyone and welcome to episode 215 of The Chumpcast! The NFL is on the verge of collapse, theaters are closing, and Mark hates Rick Moranis for some reason. Also, holy shit Cronenberg. Possessor was insane. Spoilers at 50:30!

TIMESTAMPS:

1:30 – The NFL is on the thinnest ice ever, including Smithers’ bad NFL picks for week 4

8:15 – Caffeine fueled rage mixed with conspiracy theories

12:40 – TRAILERS! Frank and Zed is a zombie puppet fever dream, The Witches looks less horrifying than the 1990 version, Borat Subsequent movie film shows a true master of disguise, Echo Boomers says “How do you do, fellow kids?”, and Monster Hunter is probably a movie

25:30 – No Time to Die has been delayed to 2021 and now Regal Cinemas is closing their theaters until next year

26:55 – Kobra Kai is getting two more seasons on Netflix after staying in their top 10 for a month, and hiding your podcast from co-workers

31:45 – Big time casting news for Ms. Marvel and Black Adam

35:35 – BEST MAN ALIVE! Featuring Hocus Pocus and Mark agrees with the inexplicable attack on pop culture icon Rick Moranis

41:20 – Brandon Cronenberg’s Possessor, which…holy shit. This movie was insane.

50:30 – SPOILERS FOR POSSESSOR!

1:03:40 – Weekly recommendations, including how Outer Banks is possibly the worst television show ever and American Murder: The Family Next Door on Netflix. Plus, beanies and slippers!

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