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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 264 of The Chumpcast! We’re coming to you live from new...chairs? Anyways, Jake Gyllenhaal stars in The Guilty

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - New lair new chairs who dis and be wary of sneaky drinks

7:00 - TRAILERS! The Muppets are all the way back (Muppets: Haunted Mansion), Megan Fox keeps making cringey movies (Night Teeth), alien recycling (Invasion), a new way to sniff Shakespeare’s farts (The Tragedy of Macbeth), a monkey hitman (Hitmonkey, duh), and Tom Hanks has weird priorities (Finch)

21:40 - Corporate Disney does whatever it takes to retain the rights to the characters that make them rich

25:20 - A Super Mario movie that will require zero advertising to sell us on it

27:55 - Disney+ is coming up on their 2nd birthday, and they have presents for us

29:10 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is thinks The Foundation is GoT in space, Mark is reading the Chew omnibus, and Smithers is caught up in Squid Game

35:00 - DRAFT TIME! Let’s pick the worst jobs from tv and film

49:25 - A very brief check in on a former Worst Person Alive 

50:05 - REVIEW! The Guilty has a mean Jake Gyllenhaal with a really crappy job, but maybe he deserves it?

59:45 - Next week on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 263 of The Chumpcast! Raise your hand if you’re ready to watch Mark lose another draft. Also, Nic Cage’s mildest movie of all time, Prisoners of the Ghostland.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:45 - Hurricanes hate Mark because he has bad drafts and Brick is masquerading as an adult

2:10 - Rest in peace to a real one, one of the greatest comedians ever, Norm McDonald

5:00 - TRAILERS! Nightmare Alley from Guillermo del Toro, The Humans is a weird A24 flick, and Hawkeye is here to save Xmas

11:30 - HBO Max versus Amazon Prime is the fight that I didn’t know we needed

12:40 - Anthony Mackie will play the lead in the upcoming Twisted Metal TV show

16:15 - Colin Farrell is in talks to continue his role as The Penguin in a spinoff HBO Max series

18:15 - Dan Levy just got PAAAIIID by Netflix

20:05 - Arnold and Danny Devito are coming back for a Twins sequel, Triplets, with Tracy Morgan

21:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A lot of documentaries from Smithers, Brick enjoyed Lady of the Manor, and Mark watched Minari

26:45 - DRAFT TIME! Pick an action movie hero to protect you from the alien mob!

38:55 - REVIEW! Nic Cage and Sofia Boutella in Prisoners of the Ghostland

47:30 - Next week, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 262 of The Chumpcast! Football is back and we’ve got a REAL wild ride of a movie to discuss in James Wan’s Malignant.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:50 - Having people over to watch football is literally just allowing for someone to fart on your couch for hours

7:00 - TRAILERS! Ron’s Gone Wrong, more Spider-Mans (plus some Wolverine), DC’s animated Injustice flick, Don’t Look Up (winner of the week), The Guilty, and a brand new Matrix

22:05 - Marvel has locked up movie weekends all the way into 2024 with 13 new releases planned

24:45 - DRAFT TIME! Who’s your choice for the greatest whacky elderly character?

36:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick can’t quite Game of Thrones, Mark is in on Cruella, and Smithers is going to watch Y the Last Man

40:35 - BEST MAN ALIVE! A heroic kitty cat deflection, Taco Bell requests your empty sauce packets, and the TRUE heroes of science get some recognition

47:10 - REVIEW TIME! James Wan’s latest (and most ridiculous) attempt at a horror thriller, Malignant

58:05 - SPOILERS FOR MALIGNANT! Consider yourselves warned

1:05:40 - Coming next week...

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 261 of The Chumpcast! An early morning episode this week full of arguments about bets, stupid opinions, and of course...Simu Liu as Marvel’s latest hero, Shang Chi.

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TIMESTAMPS!

1:00 - Babies are made of rubber. Meanwhile, we’re all old and dying

3:15 - A Lannister always pays his debts, even when they’re based on stupid things that shouldn’t be bet on

9:45 - Do we dare hint at a bad movie that a bet loser needs to watch, or should we maintain the element of surprise?

11:55 - All the kids these days are rippin’ packs and losing their inheritance, and the return of the NFL has soiled Brick’s pantaloons

22:40 - TRAILERS! Moonfall shows what would happen if the moon….fell…? Humperdinck is a bastard in The Power of the Dog, and Red Notice blends The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot

31:30 - IT BEGINS. Top Gun: Maverick, Mission Impossible 7, and Jackass 4 move to 2022

37:20 - DRAFT TIME! What fictional characters are worthy of swinging Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir? Let’s destroy all of Mark’s picks. 

53:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Let’s regroup on What If?, Brick Loves See on AppleTV, Army of Darkness is available on Amazon Prime, and Mark thinks he might like Vacation Friends on Hulu

1:03:00 - BEST MAN ALIVE! The Feds are finally working a worthwhile case, an illiterate person tries to forge a vaccine card, Bugs Bunny breaks ankles, and fuck hurricanes

1:10:45 - REVIEW TIME! Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings was killer

1:22:40 - SPOILERS FOR SHANG-CHI! Consider yourselves warned

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 260 of The Chumpcast! It’s Sunday night and we’ve got the scaries, but we also have some hot takes comin your way regarding Candyman!

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 259 of The Chumpcast! We’re getting right back on schedule here with Hugh Jackman’s latest crime/noir/retro futuristic thriller, Reminiscence.

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TIMESTAMPS!

1:00 - The Best/Worst names in college football for the 2021 season

8:40 - OnlyFans makes a VERY bold choice and now Mark has to sell physical copies of his feet pics

12:00 - TRAILERS! THE ETERNALS finally tells us what the hell their movie is about and FOUNDATION is eating more of Apple’s production money

18:05 - DC continues to not know what people want, will produce a Black Canary movie

21:40 - Did you know that Disney+ is producing an Armor Wars series? Me either.

23:00 - Anthony Mackie will star in Captain America 4 and, well...meh

26:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! I guess it’s Madden szn? Brooklyn 99 returns, Marvel’s What If? continues to please Mark, and Hard Knocks blows now

34:40 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Nude man knife fight, people making VERY wrong investments, the peak of internet, Jeff Bezos continues to suck, a man remasters a childhood favorite, a woman who is very unafraid of snakes, and the nerdiest arms race 

46:15 - REVIEW! Reminiscence has us all very split with three very different viewpoints

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Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 258 of The Chumpcast! After some slight tech issues last night, we’re back with massive spider bites all over our feet and Brick sploogegroovin’ through music festivals. Also, Ryan Reynolds in Free Guy.

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TIMESTAMPS!

1:00 - Brick probably has the rona. Also, pick one and the other goes away forever: music or sports

4:15 - Against our wills, Mark shows us his submission for Wikifeet.com 

10:20 - VOICEMAIL! Since we’re old and never going to a concert again...what’s the best live set you ever saw?

23:00 - TRAILERS! Nic Cage pitches us on the “wildest movie he’s ever made” and the return of What We Do in the Shadows

30:15 - Danny DeVito is writing comic books now, and we would like signed copies please

33:15 - Tom Hardy seems to think we’ll be getting a third Venom movie, plus a first look at Moon Knight?

38:15 - HBO Max has confirmed that they will release a reconfigured (fixed) app….in 2022

41:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is 3 episodes deep into Reservation Dogs, Mark caved for Ted Lasso, and Smithers has a doc on a famous sports brawl

48:25 - BEST MAN ALIVE! We lament the return of the No Fun League, a hero fights off Darth Gator, and a nerd bringing us the inventions we actually need

55:55 - REVIEW! Ryan Reynolds is a free guy in Free Guy

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Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 257 of The Chumpcast! Sorry for the late release this week, ya boy was out making an ass of himself at a wedding. Anywho, THE SUICIDE SQUAD!

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Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 256 of The Chumpcast! So heads up, we’re working with some new software. I’m hoping you don’t notice, but you’d be a lot cooler if you did. Anyways, you get a DOUBLE FEATURE this week with The Green Knight and Jungle Cruise. You’re welcome. 

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:50 - Brick thinks about football 24/7 and doesn’t want to change

3:30 - TEXTUAL QUESTIONS - Panda Claws asks our opinion on ScarJo suing Disney for more Black Widow $

12:45 - TRAILERS! New footage from GHOSTBUSTERS, a dude bangs a sheep and now we have to watch LAMB, potential banger tunes in VIVO, a farewell to Jessica Walters via ARCHER S12, and a fun twist on horror from BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOR

    29:20 - NEWS! Lakeith Stanfield and Tiffany Haddish will star in the HAUNTED MANSION reboot, and SWEET TOOTH has been renewed for season 2

34:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark definitely doesn’t want to lead off. Brick is an F-BOY and has an ISLAND, Smithers prints a retraction on MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, also WHITE LOTUS, THE MORNING SHOW, SWAMP THING, and THE GRAND TOUR

44:55 - BEST MAN ALIVE! - Brick rambles about Madden ratings (I promise I trimmed it down), Mark is the only person on the planet that does not hate geese, and Smithers butchers an Olympian’s name

52:35 - THE GREEN KNIGHT sure was a movie that we watched and had opinions about

1:06:40 - JUNGLE CRUISE has The Rock and Emily Blunt...but does Jesse Plemons steal the show?

1:19:30 - Mark is moving to Montana. Wave goodbye!

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Whhhhaats up everyone and welcome to episode 255 of The Chumpcast! I know that we have been facetious about the excellence of Nicolas Cage in the past. I assure you, this is no joke. Pig is amazing, and everyone should see it. More on that later...

TIMESTAMPS!

0:55 - Monday is not the worst day of the week, and we have the facts to prove it.

4:00 - Do you smell chili and shitty beer? Football is almost back!

7:00 - The new Chucky trailer drops mid-show and we have no idea if we can stream reactions or not

9:10 - Is anyone surprised that Mark is going to Heck this week?

12:30 - TRAILERS! More of THE WITCHER, John Cena is coked out in VACATION FRIENDS, DEMONIC asks what happens if you just shoot demons, THE LAST DUEL is intriguing but lack Jesse Plemons, and JACKASS is all the way back!

39:00 - NEWS! Jungle Cruise 2 is happening before Jungle Cruise 1 is released, Jordan Peele blessed us with a new movie poster, and Colin Farrel is barely in Batman

45:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick loves Ted Lasso like a fat kid loves cake, Smithers shills a show he produces (plus Wellington Paranormal) and Moves that Made Us), and Mark is being a weeb and watching Demon Slayer

 49:20 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Brick deprives us of dinosaurs somehow, Mark laments the shortage affecting Taco Bell, and another shitty news broadcaster gets busted

1:00:00 - The BEST movie of 2021 stars Nicolas Cage and a pig

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