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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 285 of The Chumpcast! Like everyone else on the planet, we have opinions on The Batman. Also, we murder a beloved franchise and butcher your financial dreams. Enjoy!

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:15 - We might have been the final nail in the coffin for a beloved franchise and also birthday parties for 2 year olds, and the evils of Cocomelon

6:25 - Mark and Smithers try to explain NFTs two years too late

11:20 - TRAILERS! The Bubble is Judd Appatow’s Tropic Thunder, all of Chris Pine’s movies look the same now, and Brad Pitt on a bullet train

25:00 - Anthony Starr might be channeling his inner Homelander and saying very cringey things

27:30 - Jason Momoa hates family and therefore will be the villain in the Fast and Furious franchise finale(s)

31:05 - Hollywood knows that you remember Will Smith dying in I Am Legend, but that’s not gonna stop them from making a sequel with him in it!

33:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick gives a very “meh” rating to a AAA game, Diabolical will quench your bloodlust, and special JeenYus talk for an idiot

44:30 - DRAFT TIME! Hopefully a more competitive draft this week as we debate the best live action Batman villain portrayals 

56:30 - REVIEW! Does The Batman live up to the hype? I guess it depends on who you believe…

1:34:20 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…. Ryan Reynolds in The Adam Project

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 284 of The Chumpcast! Everyone but Smithers got a nice relaxing vacation, but we’re back because Peacemaker NEEDS to be discussed. Don’t forget to send us your favorite animal sidekicks!

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Did you know that people from San Fran hate it when you call it San Fran?

6:00 - Three different takes on Pokemon: Arceus 

12:40 - All my homies hate Putin

18:00 - TRAILERS! A biopic that centers around Elvis’s crotch, Ozark has fully switched out their protagonist, Chris Pine and Ben Foster tell us a story we’ve already heard, 

29:25 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Severance is weird if you’re into that kinda thing, they’re still making Disenchantment, and Euphoria is 25 year olds pretending to be teenagers pretending to do drugs

38:05 - DRAFT! You wouldn’t know it based on Brick’s results, but we select our favorite animal sidekicks

51:25 - REVIEW! We decided we couldn’t continue without first addressing the brilliance of John Cena as Peacemaker

1:10:15 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….BATMAN! What are you expecting?

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to ACTUAL episode 283 of The Chumpcast! This week, we were joined by our affable and always well informed friend Joe from Guy at the Movies! We recap the Super Bowl, catch up on the latest from Hollywood, and review Tom Holland’s latest action role in Uncharted.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Welcome to Joe, who is a big jerk who sees all the movies before we get to. 4:40 - Are we desperate enough to watch interim, non-football sports? Are we just stereotypical mid-30s white dudes? Also, commercials used to be good, and now they aren’t. 14:30 - TRAILERS! What the hell is Nope, too much of Moon Knight and Dr. Strange, Ring of Power is ballsy and expensive, more of The Boys, and the return of serious Adam Sandler (uncut jaaaams) 31:45 - Stop making idiots and assholes into famous people, featuring the tinder swindler. 34:00 - Stranger Things is coming back again, then leaving, then coming back again. 35:55 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Smithers was stupid to think he could avoid an R-rated animated show, Mark calls Peacemaker the best show on television, and a book(?) recommendation from Joe. 45:20 - DRAFT TIME! What better time to draft our favorite movies based on video games? 56:15 - REVIEW! Tom Holland and a cast of well-played villains make this a movie that you might not forget entirely! 1:07:30 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 283 of The Chumpcast! We had a lot of fun this week talking about the “big game”, dumbass scammers, and Death on the Nile. Enjoy!

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Hello darkness, my old friend (aka football going bye bye), plus Jackass talk

9:20 - Here’s where you, the audience, get to hear about how badly our Super Bowl bets went 

12:55 - TRAILERS! The Adam Project, DC Flexin’, Brick in Lightyear, and big ass Dinos

27:10 - NEWS DUMP! Netflix says goodbye to the Defenders, Futurama lives (again and again), Blade Running, and Oscar noms

35:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Book of Boba Fett gets better, Mark watches people climb mountains, improv murder mysteries, and the quarterback equivalent of Wonder Bread

48:10 - BEST MAN ALIVE! People are always going to try to scam you. You should screw with them, like Smithers did.

58:30 - REVIEW TIME! Death on the Nile is a movie, and we saw it. Was it good? YOU BE THE JUDGE!

1:07:20 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 281 of The Chumpcast!

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Brick feels the wind through his ponytail as his blade slays invading Mongolians; they don’t even see the cheeto dust fingers coming

6:50 - The entire podcast correctly picks Swaggy Joe Burrow to go to the Super Bowl

11:35 - Nothing can prepare us for the debauchery that will be Jackass, not even an actual flying jackass

16:45 - TRAILERS! Guillermo del Toro leads us to “Disney after Dark”, another show about a douchebag, Space Force returns

28:40 - NEWS! In the most obvious move ever, Jason Momoa has joining the Fast and Furious Family franchise, maybe many more Mortal Kombats, and a Chris Evans & The Rock Christmas movie

38:50 - Support local homegrown podcasts, not the ones that famous Hollywood jerks make. Also, Brick watched Home Team and the return of Saga

46:00 - DRAFT TIME! Most dysfunctional families in television shows? GO!

56:20 - REVIEW! Ozark Season 4 is back to be super blue and depression while you hate the characters but continue watching anyways

1:09:40 - SPOILERS FOR OZARK S4! You’ve been warned…

1:18:10 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 280 of The Chumpcast! You know the drill, we’re back. There’s is news, plus some trailers and stuff. Also, The Last Duel starring Matt Damon, Jodie Comer, and Adam Driver.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:15 - Brick tries to poopy pants ruin someone’s day because he’s a jerk

7:55 - Microsoft will soon become a monopoly by actually buying Monopoly, the final game that they do not own

18:15 - TRAILERS! Funny people from New Zealand who play pirates, Apple TV stays weird, so does Cuphead, and Moon Knight looks metal as hell

31:50 - NEWS DUMP! Updates on Mission Impossible and Tom Cruise wanting to die, Batman is going to be too long, Mark is leaving us for his own YouTube career, butt cheeks, Apple TV gets Godzilla, and more!

42:00 - Can you BELIEVE how insensitive the Weber Grills promotional email about grilled meatloaf was? 

44:30 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Peacemaker stays sexy, A24 stays weird, old wrinkly creepy people, butts, Ozark, and stuff

51:00 - REVIEW! Ridley Scott’s ultra dark and depressing tale of honor, legacy, and douchebags. Matt Damom, Jodie Comer, Adam Driver, and Ben Affleck star in The Last Duel, now available on HBO Max

1:09:15 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 279 of The Chumpcast! Brick is taking a sick day, but don’t fret! We still have plenty of time to discuss risk analysis of Pokemon cards, eating week old pudding, and the latest from box office in the new Scream Requel.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - A very special belated birthday, cowardly sobriety, and being bad at gambling

6:05 - Smithers laughs in the face of old pudding, most likely sealing his fate of getting food poisoning

11:20 - TRAILERS! Some stuff that might not be great (Studio 666, Kimi) and some stuff that might actually be great (Bob’s Burgers, Last Looks)

20:30 - NEWS DUMP! Michael Sarnoksi directed the best movie of 2021 (Pig starring Nic Cage) and now he’s directing A Quiet Place 3

28:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Let’s talk about Peacemaker, and do you Wordle bro?

33:50 - BEST MAN ALIVE! Isn’t opening first edition Pokemon card packs a bad idea?

43:20 - MOVIE REVIEW! Scream knows that you know that they know that you know what they’re thinking

55:55 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 278 of The Chumpcast! A slow weekend at the box office leads to plenty of mularkey, including a draft of the most iconic rivalries in entertainment.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Welcome to your wonderful new home! (It’s just 600 Busch Light boxes taped together, $1.4M)

5:20 - Uncle Kyle gets married and wonders “Which celebs are marriage goals?”

12:30 - TRAILERS - Who the hell keeps takingLiam Neeson’s relatives? Do ghosts live in video tapes because James Wan put them there? Is Josh Gad funny, serious, or neither?

22:50 - NEWS DUMP - Morbius delays, casting for a new Christopher Nolan flick, and weird Pixar stans

32:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS - The Righteous Gemstones returns, all aboard the Yellowstone train, and snakes aren’t actually venomous we’ve just been lied to our whole lives

41:10 - DRAFT - we should have narrowed it down, but what the hell…let’s draft iconic rivalries

53:30 - TV TALK - Mostly a check for Cobra Kai, since we have all become obsessed. Sprinkle in a little Ted Lasso

Whhhhaats up ya’ll and HAPPY 2022! Welcome to episode 277 of The Chumpcast! We’re back in the swing of things with a full draft, nonsense, and obviously a review of The King’s Man.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Mark wants Smithers to buy him drinks, but doesn’t want to actually hang out with him, Brick is a bad Coloradoan 

6:00 - What’s more dangerous? Driving a Ferrari, or snowboarding down a mountain?

8:50 - RIP to the real one B Wheezy aka Betty White

11:45 - TRAILERS! Aka movies for which we have already seen trailers, but they decided to give us new one anyways. Batman and Uncharted, anyone?

21:00 - Armie Hammer is being replaced in an upcoming movie from director Taika Waititi by….Will Arnett? Also, more squid game coming your way

23:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Mark is reading Teen Titans, Brick is into Kobra Kai, and Smithers is disappointed by S2 of The Witcher

31:00 - DRAFT TIME! Who are the best war heroes from ACTUAL wars that have ACTUALLY occurred? 

42:10 - REVIEW! The King’s Man is a pleasant surprise, considering that we’ve been watching trailers for it for 3 years

55:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….also Smithers tries to sneak in an “I love you” like a weirdo

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 276 of The Chumpcast! Merry after-Crimbus, we hope you all had lovely and stress free holidays. We had a new treat of a comedy from Adam McKay with a powerhouse cast, and Brick brought in AJ for some backup. Let’s do this.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:15 - Welcome. Christmas is about suppressing your farts in front of loved ones 

9:55 - TRAILERS! Dr. Strange’s post-credit scene was just a trailer, Death on the Nile couldn’t get rid of Armie Hammer, and The Northmen looks metal 

29:35 - Spider-Man: No Way Home is the 3rd fastest movie ever to make a billion dollars

35:55 - The old “release it weekly versus drop it all at once” argument hits Peacemaker

39:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Come On Come On, Hawkeye updates, World War II docs, and more! Look at the range we have! 

44:45 - DRAFT TIME! Assemble your crew of movie characters to save Christmas

1:03:05 - REVIEW! Adam McKay assembles a dream team for a wild, on-the-nose-but-still-funny Don’t Look Up

1:21:45 - Next time, on the Chumpcast…