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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 295 of The Chumpcast! We’re just in and out this week, but Top Gun: Maverick was definitely worth discussing. Also, maybe we drop some important news about an upcoming live show…

TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - GUESS WHO HAS A BIG EPISODE COMING UP?!?! 7:00 - TRAILERS! Pinochio has come to haunt your dreams with bad wigs and makeup, but Netflix might be bringing the heat 20:45 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Obi-Wan premieres and Mark threatens to tackle children, Letterkenny spins off onto Hulu, Stranger Things returns, and more! 30:10 - A whole lot of TOP GUN: MAVERICK talk! 57:10 - Next time, on The Chumpcast…

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 294 of The Chumpcast!This week gave us a surprise masterpiece in the Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers reboot! We obviously had to draft cartoons we want fresh versions of, and piled in plenty of nonsense. Enjoy!

TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - A potential father of the year contender on our own little podcast who is immediately leaving his children

3:50 - The ghosts of dead people will continue to haunt our movies for as long as it is profitable 

6:40 - TRAILERS! A wild ass video game, a litany of TV shows, and Netflix winning us back with original movies

30:45 - We shall be blessed with more Daredevil from Disney+, and maybe more Black Mirror

33:50 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A movie that you definitely should NOT watch, Love Death and Robots returns, and much more!

43:10 - Let’s draft TV shows that we want rebooted!

53:20 - REVIEW TIME! Chip n’ Dale, rescue rangers got your back

1:07:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 293 of The Chumpcast! Mark is inexplicably absent this week, so let’s enjoy it! We finally got the ending of Ozark. Does it pass the smell test?

TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - A new Chump in the world! Also general nonsense and a special remembrance of the iPod

5:45 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but the highlights include Kobra Kai, Resident Evil, and hating James Cameron

21:30 - Christopher Walken in Dune? Christopher Walken in Dune.

23:10 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Brick is the kind of weird party games and proponent of Xbox Game Pass, and Smithers falls back on an old classic

29:00 - DRAFT! In honor of a truly terrible TV mother in Wendy Byrde, we pick the worst TV moms of all time!

36:00 - REVIEW! The final decision on whether Ozark is worth the 44 hours it took to watch

44:00 - SPOILERS FOR OZARK SEASON 4! You have been warned.

59:35 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 292 of The Chumpcast! Mark and Smithers ran the show this week, which is great because we got comic book heavy a few times. We also talk trailers, news, and tons of nonsense.

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0:10 - RIP to a couple of comic book legends, plus a special “don’t be that guy” and…horse racing?

5:00 - This is a new game we like to call “let’s get Mark’s hopes up only to crush his spirit”

8:00 - TRAILERS! Too many to list, but trust me…you’re gonna want to hear this

25:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! A quick and stupid watch on Netflix, a dark and serious watch on Netflix, and studios need to stop giving us half of a story

31:35 - Welcome to our spoiler free portion of the Doctor Strange Deep Dive!

39:00 - OH MY GOD SPOILERS COVER YOUR EARS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET

52:50 - Next week on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 291 of The Chumpcast! Life has been weird lately, but it feels good to sit down and argue about shit that doesn’t matter. For example, The Northman from Robbert Eggers. Also….

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Life is like….super hard and stuff, but we’re glad to be back with you! Also, kids are bastards!

6:20 - SURPRISE, IT’S RECOMMENDATIONS! We love how much content is currently out there, including Winning Time, Halo, Moon Knight, Tokyo Vice, and more!

17:50 - TRAILERS! Thor 4: More Thor, Love Death + Robots, and the return of Chip ‘n Dale

27:25 - Netflix kinda seems like they’re stepping in a big pile of something stinky….

33:10 - A wave of nepotism rocks our draft world! Is there no honor amongst Chumps?!?

35:40 - DRAFT! Idk, party animals or something Brick is just gonna cheat anyways

49:45 - REVIEW! The Northman promises Viking murder and conquest. Does it deliver?

59:50 - Next week, on The Chumpcast…

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 290 of The Chumpcast! Mark is in a pissy mood, but that’s not going to stop us from discussing the happenings of this week. Also, some Harry Potties.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - We try to will Mark into being hit by a train, RIP to Gilbert Gottfried, and diddlers are getting more brazen

6:00 - Elon might be an actual supervillain, because why else would you want to buy Twitter?

9:00 - Speaking of billionaires, Brick bought a 3080 graphics card and Smithers had to sell his prized possession

15:45 - TRAILERS! Bob’s Burgers comes to the big screen, Mark makes threats of violence, one of the Cronenberg’s is making more eff’d up body horror, and Stranger Things S4 pulls back the curtain

26:35 - The Fast and Furious franchise continues their crossover efforts with every other universe, will add Brie Larson

29:15 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Severance ended in infuriating fashion, Righteous Gemstones continues to rule, Mark loves murderers, Master Chief Check In, and Moon Knight

44:30 - DRAFT TIME! We didn’t get to review Sonic 2 (awful) but we can still draft the best Jim Carrey roles

56:05 - REVIEW! This is the segment where actual Harry Potter fans get mad at us for discussing The Secrets of Dumbledore

1:15:45 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 289 of The Chumpcast! Morbius was such a mess that we needed AJ to join and discuss what went wrong. As it turns out, we don’t know as many vampires as we thought we did.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Mark will defend Jared Leto and Machine Gun Kelly to his dying breath

5:30 - The first of many instances where we reference Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock

10:50 - TRAILERS! Choose or Die gives you two very obvious options, Dual has Karen Gillan and weird potential, The Sea Beast could be referring to an upcoming animated movie or your mother, and new Gru too

22:00 - NEWS! The endless reboots continue on a particularly cursed franchise, Jason Bateman + Scarlett Johansson + Chris Evans, and naked Willem Dafoe

28:00 - RECOMMENDATIONS! An Apatow movie that produces a giggle or two, an argument about a dumb video game, AJ bears his soul over a YouTube show, and Moon Knight

38:35 - DRAFT! How quickly will 4 people run out of vampire characters?

50:20 - REVIEW! Just how bad was Morbius? Is Jared Leto coming for your toenails?

1:03:50 - Next time on The Chumpcast (and more slap talk)….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 288 of The Chumpcast! Let’s talk about Nic Cage, the best fictional cities, and other dumb stuff.

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:15 - Strap on your New Balances, tuck in your shirts, and hold onto your butts, Mark’s Minivan is coming! Also, racing is better than college basketball

4:50 - Mark’s google search history gets a little dicey (furry) and Brick has the weirdest power

10:30 - TRAILERS! A weird look at the weird new Joker, enough of this Liam Neeson bullshit, and a movie about making a different movie

25:20 - NEWS! Nic Cage as Vampire John Travolta, Disney finally listens to Smithers, and Amazon is already bastardizing James Bond after owning the rights for 3 days

29:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! Apple TV+ shows are killin’ it with Severance and Mythic Quest, and Mark tries to sell you Paramount+

42:15 - DRAFT TIME! What are the most kick-ass fictional cities?

54:00 - REVIEW! Sandy Bullock, Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt drag along The Lost City, but is it worth it?

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 287 of The Chumpcast! Our old friends Joe and Elise were kind enough to join us as we enjoy another Pixar flick and pretend to know things!

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0:10 - Welcome to our beautiful disaster of alcohol and farts as we remember our 2 year long D&D campaign

9:00 - TRAILERS! Ms Marvel has arrived, Mike Meyers tries another comedy in a brand new era, another HBO show featuring crooked cops in Baltimore, a British Big Little Lies copy, Antonio Banderas is still Puss in Boots, and remember Jessica Biel? 

35:20 - Joe and Elise pretend to know anything about Star Wars and The Mandalorian

42:00 - Your parents are better at finding the things that you like than you will ever be, deal with it

43:40 - RECOMMENDATIONS! We catch up on some comics, a rare board game recommendation, more comic books, and some hidden gems on Apple TV+

51:40 - DRAFT TIME! Send us your favorite werewolf/were-beast/were-thing transformation!

1:04:30 - REVIEW! Pixar giveth, so we must revieweth. Turning Red came to Disney+ this past week, and we all saw it

1:18:30 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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Whhhhaats up ya’ll and welcome to episode 286 of The Chumpcast! We’re bringing you all the news you need and the dumb opinions you won’t, plus a guy that doesn’t know Star Wars talks Star Wars!

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TIMESTAMPS!

0:10 - Dad benders just aren’t the same on St. Patty’s day. You’re either playing Dungeons and Dragons or in bed by 9 pm

5:10 - It’s the most gambling time of the year when no one watches college basketball but bets anyways!

8:35 - TRAILERS! Mark infuriates Star Wars fans around the globe and then defends another ill-fated DC property, some middling Netflix property about being an awkward teen, and more gore in The Boys S3

18:00 - A sequel is coming to another classic from our childhood, but is it 30 years too late?

21:00 - Shawn Levy and Ryan Reynolds must really like spending time together

23:20 - RECOMMENDATIONS! BAH GOD that’s BRICK’S MUSIC! Drive to Survive is damn near perfect, Mark caved and watched a bad movie recommendation, and Adam McKay takes on the Showtime Lakers

30:00 - DRAFT TIME! What are the best time travel themed movies or franchises of all time?

39:30 - REVIEW! The Adam Project reunites Ryan Reynolds and Shawn Levy, plus Zoe Saldana, explosions, Mark Ruffalo and…sigh….Jennifer Garner.

51:00 - Next time, on The Chumpcast….

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