We got illuminati talk, cannibals, and the most disturbing King of the Hill fanfiction you've ever heard. We are slowly securing our place in Hell.

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The crew takes a look at the Donkey Lady, the BTK letter, and premiere the new staple segment of the Cringe Corner: Fan Fiction Theater!

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Time for a banger. We got Jason from Small Town Monsters pimping his craft. We got Chris' mom reading AxCx lyrics. We got an in depth discussion on the NPC and Simulation Theory. We got a thing on WTFU that almost makes Jess puke. All this and more!

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What Made Jess Nearly Puke (18+ NSFW): https://efukt.com/22290_Most_Vile_Girl_On_The_Internet.html

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It's all falling apart as the pulpit talks The Scottish Catman, Tupac being alive, bugchasers, and feminist Kesha parodies. Plus, the Deacon and the Cardinal perform dramatic readings of death metal lyrics.

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The boys cover skinwalkers, batsquatch, an excerpt from Pee Wee Gaskins' autobiography, and terrible National Anthem performances in honor of the election.

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It's the first ever Halloween special and it all falls apart when the party is crashed by the drunken Godfather. We play shocking trivia, cover the Toolbox Killers' Halloween murder, cringe at an emo rapper, and more!

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Jess, Sam, and newcomer Chris unwrap the legend of the Bandage Man, take a peek inside Franklin Castle, revisit the manifesto of Patheticus, and have an intimate encounter with Slenderman.

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UNHOLY BEASTS

- Bandage Man

- Franklin Castle

- Calvin Parker

-Sargel18

WTFU

-More of Patheticus' Manifesto

Cringe Corner

- F**k Me Slenderman!

-After Service Reception

-Outtakes

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Jess and Sam shine a light on the Enfield Horror, revisit a documentary featured previously on WTFU, and Riley Reid cannot rap. Also, Bobby Brown apparently has banged a ghost.

SEGMENTS

UNHOLY BEASTS

- Enfield Horror

- Bobby Brown Banged A Ghost

WTFU

- Maregasm 2: The Second Coming

- I'm a Necrophile, Ask Me Anything

- The Letters of Charles Whitman

Cringe Corner

- Riley Reid Cannot Rap

- Rose McGowan Rambles

Lonnie Sings: BYOBigfoot

-Outtakes

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The Reverend and Deacon look at the Ratman, the 4chan School Shooter manifesto, and some snakes get busted. Lonnie instructs the boys on what the Squatch says.

 

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Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam look at The Beast Of The Land Between The Lakes, the Virginia tech shooter manifesto (in impressions), a Canadian freeman, and we insult Murray State University for really no reason.

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UNHOLY BEASTS

- The Beast of the Land Between The Lakes

- Gef

- Spooky Story Time

WTFU

- Disturbing News Stories

- Impressions Game: Virginia Tech Shooter Manifesto

Cringe Corner

- Die Cis Scum

- Canadian Freeman

- 4th Baby announcement

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