This week, we look at the Tengu, Jess meets a serial killer, Lonnie sings Post Malone, and we learn valuable lessons from Pruane2Forever. Who was phone?

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- Tengu

- Flat Earthers

- The Beast of Bladenboro

- Creepy Mysteries

- The Elevator Ritual

WTFU

- Jess Meets A Serial Killer

- 911 Call: "Deal With It"

- 911 Call: "His Head's Missing..."

- 911 Call: "I'm Dying!"

The Cringe Corner

- Angry Juggalette WOW Player

- The Legend of Pruane2Forever

- Lonnie Sings Post Malone

- Conclusion

- AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION

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This week, the toxic trio talk Hodags, ghost hunts with show superfan Trobi, revisit Albert Fish's letters, check in on some Cringe Corner favorites, and play 2 Lies, 1 Truth.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- Hodag

- Turnbull Canyon

- Guest Ghost Stories: Trobi's Graveyard Adventure

WTFU

- Canadian Elliot Rodger

- The Imitation Game: Albert Fish Revisited

Cringe Corner

- Bev And Bob Revisited

- Mine Diamonds

- ﹰRapping ﹰFor ﹰJesus

- Christian Side Hug

GAME TIME: 2 LIES 1 TRUTH

- CONCLUSION

- AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION

This week, Jonathan takes the night off so Jess and Sam talk the Pope Lick Monster, Kentucky urban legends, the Bjork Stalker, MCR fan fiction, and drug PSA. Also, Lonnie sings a song for you at the end.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- Pope Lick Monster

- Kentucky Legends

- The Truth About Donald Trump's Hair

WTFU

- Ricardo Lopez

- My Chemical Necrophilia Romance

CRINGE CORNER

- Social Farter

- I'm Pee Wee Herman and This Is Crack

- Jacob Sartorius

- Oppa Spongebob Style

-Conclusion

- Lonnie Sings

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This week, we see what happens when Jess and Sam drink Canadian whiskey.  It's an exercise in bad taste. We talk Agogwe, see how much more disturbing we can make the Toy Box Killer tape, revisit the cringy Juggalo rapper, and tell some lies.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- Agogwe

- Party Sex Dolphin

- The Truth About George W.

WTFU

- A Group Of Celebrities Channel The Toy Box Killer

- 911 Call: My Chimp

Cringe Corner

- Juggalo Rap Revisited

GAME TIME

- Two Truths and Lie

Outtakes

This week, it is the moment you've all been waiting for. The one and only Bigfoot Hunter: Lonnie. Join us for a 40+ minute interview with the man, the myth, the legend. It includes evidence, witness accounts, and a government cover-up. You do not want to miss this. After the interview, the boys look at cringy Juggalo rap, another Albert Fish letter, and play a game of Did The Juggalos Do It?

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- Melon Heads

- The Lonnie Interview

WTFU

-  "Your Hot Peanut Butter" With Albert Fish

The Cringe Corner

- Kill The Hater

- You Only Live Once Vocal Cover

- IceJJFish

-GAME TIME: Did The Juggalos Do It

Rev. Jess VS Altar Server Jonathan

-Conclusion

-After Service Reception

Special Thanks to Lonnie for coming on the show! Check out his upcoming book: Bigfoot Off Grid when it drops

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This week, your toxic trio talk about globsters, the truth about Wal-Mart's low prices, well endowed gnomes, goths, and foreign insults. Jonathan channels the Toy Box Killer, and George Dunne of the podcast Second Shot takes the crew on a tour of an elderly sex dungeon.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- The Globster

- Well Endowed Gnomes

- The Wal-Mart Time Travel Truth

WTFU

-  "He's In The House" 911 Call

-  The Toy Box Killer Tape

- Scientologist Fear Mongering: Tom Cruise Is The Only One Who Can Help

The Cringe Corner

- The Life of A Goth

- The Teen Werewolf

- Dear Potheads by Coppercab

- Guest Appearance: Sex Dunnegeon with George Dunne

- Cold Drinks Training Video for Wendy's

(https://youtu.be/PJ-JBFXh2IU)

-GAME TIME: Foreign Swears with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan

-Conclusion

-Outtakes

Special Thanks to George Dunne for calling in! Check out his podcast: Second Shot, available through Above Below Entertainment on all podcast platforms!

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This week, Jess and Sam talk about a magical frogman, discover what JRHNBR means, torture Altar Server Jonathan with a 9 volt battery, train for future careers at Wendy's, and delve into the world of Minecraft song parodies. Also, world renowned comedian Chris Paugh talks to us about ghost turds. It gets pretty messed up this time around folks.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- The Loveland Frog

- Wereotters

- The Voicemail Malaysian Flight 370 Conspiracy from Twitter

-Guest Appearance: Ghost Turds with Chris Paugh

WTFU

- Evalion

- JRHNBR

- Christian Fear Mongering: The Spirit of Truth

- Whitney Wisconsin

The Cringe Corner

- Mine Oddity by Minecraft Awesome Parodies

- Karla Holmolka

- Hot Drinks Training Video for Wendy's

( https://youtu.be/3xSyVjkSib4)

-GAME TIME: Shocking Movie Trivia with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan

-Conclusion

-After Service Reception

Special Thanks to Chris Paugh for calling in! Check out his new album: APAUGHCALYPSE NOW, available May 11th through Above Below Entertainment on all digital platforms!

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This week, Jess and Sam take a look at weird Japanese monsters that love butt stuff, vegans who are inappropriate with papaya, Kyle Odom's close encounters, and Ugandan homophobia. Also, we get accused of being anti-gay.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- South Bay Bessie, The Lake Erie Monster

- The Shirime (https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/)

- The Kappa

(https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/)

-Close Encounters with Kyle Odom (Kyle Odom's Manifesto: https://www.scribd.com/doc/303424144/Kyle-Odom-s-Manifesto)

WTFU

- Don Spirits' Bad Day (911 Call)

- Christian Fear Mongering: Eat Da Poo Poo

- The Sound of Schizophrenia

The Cringe Corner

- Bev and Bob sing Chop Suey! (https://youtu.be/LG-X1iOQBXE)

- Pewdiepie Roasted! by THEROASTINGKID1907

-VVJ By John Sakars

( https://youtu.be/BTm9LgnHGxM)

-Conclusion

- The Longest After Service Reception Ever

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After Jess recovers from illness, the boys are back! This week, your horrible hosts cover two cryptids, tell the tale of a gym rat turned Ghostbuster, get a taste of Japanese rock music, and try to curb an addiction. This and much more await the congregation so have a listen!

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES

- The Crawsfordsville Monster

- The Thetis Lake Monster

- The Ghost Who Couldn't Lift (4chan Story)

WTFU

- "I Kill My Kids" 911 Call

- Christian Fear Mongering: Crack That Wrist!

- Spongebob Theme 800 Times Slower

- Chu Chu Lovely by Maximum The Hormone Analysis

The Cringe Corner

- I Love Money by Longneck (https://youtu.be/eXIk9V8TFcg)

- Problem by Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend (https://youtu.be/0Ta-ki-V5o0)

-Jess and Sam Try The Reboot App

GAME TIME: B-Movie Titles 

(The Aftermath of the Game can be seen here: https://twitter.com/RevJess_FLRadio/status/973915799978151936?s=19)

-Conclusion

-After Service Reception

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A late night service has Jess and Sam looking at the Flatwoods Monster, Grave Robbing For Morons, and comparing the quotes of Putin and Bernie Sanders. Also, the depraved duo premiere the new segment: The Cringe Corner.

SEGMENTS INCLUDE:

-Unholy Beasts: The Flatwoods Monster

WTFU

- Ruth's Unexpected Guest (911 Call)

- You Have 1 New Message (The Original Night Stalker)

- Grave Robbing For Morons

The Cringe Corner

- Sceneable (10 Years Old) Tells Us Why We Need Communism

- The Angriest Juggalette Ever

GAME TIME: Putin or Sanders?

-Conclusion

-After Service Reception Prep

-After Service Reception

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