We’re both constipated!! Brittany accidentally befriends multiple conspiracy theorists by talking about her thesis on false memories. Ali’s camera roll is filled with pictures of dog shit for a good reason. We discover “the hidden mysteries of Antarctica,” that mountains are actually tree stumps, and that babies can be used as mops.

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