John Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Milhiser sets the bar high for accuracy as he rewrites this 1997 Best Picture Winner.

We take on John's script, play some games, and more!

Kyle and John are joined by Cam Gavinski.

We are also close to debuting The Neverseenies, our version of The Oscars! You will be allowed to nominate moments, episodes, guests, and scripts from last year in all sorts of categories. Find the podcast on Instagram and Discord to see when nominations open!

Go see Kyle in San Francisco and Los Angeles this month!

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EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script!

Extended episode with no ads on our Patreon!

And Los Angeles on January 19!

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Cam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movies of all-time, which he has never seen. There's chimps, there's space, there's Hal?

Cam and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Kel Cripe!

We play some games, read Cam's script, and more!

Go see Kyle in San Francisco on January 24!

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Kicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam.

The four folks partner off into teams to compete in rounds of Before & Afters, Character Card Head, KyleDadGame, Build the Perfect Movie, Letterbox'd Guessing Game the Game, and everyone helps Kyle develop a new game where they see who can guess what movie is being described in the fewest words possible.

Go see Kyle in San Francisco on January 24!

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Max Silvestri has never seen "Wicked" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Max succeed in figuring out what this massive musical prequel is probably about?

Max (Cohost of "I Need You Guys" pod on Smartless) comes back on Never Seen It to give us his take on what "Wicked" probably is, talk prequels and musicals and "Wicked" and more, and then talk about the new show he's working on, "I Love LA" now airing on HBO.

We also talk favorite Los Angeles-based movies, and more!

Kyle and Max are joined by Lindsay Adams, who simply cannot guess what Max has not seen.

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Courtney Michelle has never seen "Snatch" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! I know I've said this before, but is this the most accurate take anyone has ever had on this show? 

As any good British film should be, there's no shortage of incredibly accurate, regionally-specific accents in our reading. 

Enjoy Courtney's script, some film talk, some games, including "Fill In This Quote From The Sopranos, Which You Haven't Seen." 

Courtney and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton and Todd Sklar!

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Will Pepper has never seen "Goodfellas" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Will is pretty sure "Goodfellas" has something to do with a rivalry at an arcade. It he close? 

We take on Will's script, talk "Goodfellas" and more prestige movie watching, and play some games! 

We actually recorded with Will back some weeks ago, but the audio from that episode was corrupt and the recording was lost (amongst two others!) and so thankfully Will came and rejoined us in studio. 

Will and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Maddy Schmidt and Mike Bridenstine! 

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Fumi Abe has never seen Nightmare On Elm Street, but he rewrote it! He was pretty sure it was called... Freddy K? Does Fumi nail the tone of the classic horror film?

Plus, Fumi talks about scary movies in Japanese culture versus American culture, we play some games, talk more Halloween movies, and more!

Fumi and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton!

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Amy Miller returns! Amy has never seen Megan, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Enjoy our annual Amy-Miller-Halloween-Episode, complete with her Megan script, and a lot of games.

Kyle and Amy are joined by Johnny Pemberton! And Johnny's amazing voice and accent work.

Truly, an episode for the ages, folks.

Apologies for no video, this week. Camera situation in studio.

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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is impressive.

Kyle and Jono are joined by Shane Torres and we take on Jono's script with great antici-

-pation.

We talk Rocky Horror, group viewing, play some games, and more!

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