Patrick Noth has never seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The brothers, the princess, the historically accurate accents. It's all there. How close does Patrick get to the real movie?

Enjoy his script, and we talk about Patrick growing up the son of a film critic! Plus some games, and more!

Patrick and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar.

Los Angeles! Live podcast on August 9th!

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Josh Gondelman has never seen Frozen, but he rewrote it and we read his script. A very Boston take on the Disney classic.

We read Josh's script, talk about Disney's classics, old and new, and more! Some games, some chat, all fun.

Kyle and Josh are joined by Lindsay Adams!

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Maggie Mae Fish has never seen "The West Wing" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. We get right into things with Maggie, who takes on Sorkin and "The West Wing" with her incredibly accurate portrayal of government how is should be.

After her script, we play some games, talk some Sorkin, and more! Maggie and Kyle are joined by Will Reese and Bailey Norton.

Check out Maggie's new show, "Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse" premiering July 13th on Nebula. Directed by Will Reese, written by Maggie and Bailey! And with jokes and voice acting from, of all people, Kyle!

Go see Kyle in NYC or on the road soon! Save 10% off tickets to his off-Broadway run in New York City, September 4-14, with code KYLE10.

Apologies if the tech in this one is a bit loud or clunky, we recorded and uploaded this same-day.

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It's All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Tyler Jackson, Jay Light, and Joe McAdam to play some movie games. Before & Afters, KyleDad, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and, I am sorry, but the return of Simulthemeous, the simultaneous TV show theme guessing game.

Also a taste of the return of Character Study! We debate the favorite movies of Arrested Development characters. Exclusive to the Patreon, but with a little bit here!

Go see Kyle perform in Philly this weekend, and North Carolina and New York soon!

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Lindsay Adams has never seen "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," but she rewrote it. Lindsay finally slides over to the writer's seat! Enjoy her script, that is definitely not more a script for "Lost in Translation."

Kyle and Lindsay are joined by Bailey Norton

Go see Kyle in Philadelphia this month, Charlotte in August, and New York in September!!

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Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam?

NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games, then Ali returned to the studio for the script read through. Sorry for any redundancies or linear oddities.

Kyle and Ali are joined by Lindsay Adams!

Go see Kyle in Philly, Charlotte, and New York City this summer! (tickets either up or will be up on the site, shortly).

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Rebecca Weiser has never seen Sideways, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Was there a f*cking merlot?!

Enjoy Rebecca's take on what she's pretty sure Sideways probably is, and some games and more!

Kyle and Rebecca are joined by Sammy Mowrey!

Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him! kyleayers.com for details.

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Mike Drucker has never seen Ford v. Ferrari, but he rewrote it and we read his script! There's cars! There's... Henry Ford! There's... David... Ferrari?

Enjoy Mike's take on what he thinks Ford v. Ferrari probably is. And check out Mike's new book, "Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games" wherever you get books!

We talk video games, play video game games, and more up top, then get to Mike's script!

Kyle and Mike are joined by Chase Mitchell!

Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him!

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Gabe Gibbs has never seen Million Dollar Baby, but he rewrote it, AND some original music for it! Gabe brings his full keyboard in studio and serenades us with what he's pretty sure Million Dollar Baby is about.

PLUS we play, folks, a thirty minute edition of Character Card Head Guessing Game the Game. Has there ever been a more this-podcast episode of this podcast?

Enjoy an extended version of the pod over on the Patreon, where our next "Never Played It" D&D session will drop and livestream on (hopefully) June 1st!

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Jacquis Neal has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The men... they're angry. But you'll never guess how many of them there are.

Folks who've seen it, how close was this?

NOTE: There is some wild leaf blowing happening right outside the studio. I thought I cleaned out the sound in post but there might be some lingering.

Kyle and Jacquis are joined by Caleb Synan and they learn about Jacquis' favorite things he HAS viewed, read his script, play some games, and more!

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