Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam?

NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games, then Ali returned to the studio for the script read through. Sorry for any redundancies or linear oddities.

Kyle and Ali are joined by Lindsay Adams!

Go see Kyle in Philly, Charlotte, and New York City this summer! (tickets either up or will be up on the site, shortly).

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Rebecca Weiser has never seen Sideways, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Was there a f*cking merlot?!

Enjoy Rebecca's take on what she's pretty sure Sideways probably is, and some games and more!

Kyle and Rebecca are joined by Sammy Mowrey!

Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him! kyleayers.com for details.

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Mike Drucker has never seen Ford v. Ferrari, but he rewrote it and we read his script! There's cars! There's... Henry Ford! There's... David... Ferrari?

Enjoy Mike's take on what he thinks Ford v. Ferrari probably is. And check out Mike's new book, "Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games" wherever you get books!

We talk video games, play video game games, and more up top, then get to Mike's script!

Kyle and Mike are joined by Chase Mitchell!

Come out to PHILLY on June 27 & 28 and see Kyle's standup hour about living with chronic pain! Come laugh at him!

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Gabe Gibbs has never seen Million Dollar Baby, but he rewrote it, AND some original music for it! Gabe brings his full keyboard in studio and serenades us with what he's pretty sure Million Dollar Baby is about.

PLUS we play, folks, a thirty minute edition of Character Card Head Guessing Game the Game. Has there ever been a more this-podcast episode of this podcast?

Enjoy an extended version of the pod over on the Patreon, where our next "Never Played It" D&D session will drop and livestream on (hopefully) June 1st!

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Jacquis Neal has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The men... they're angry. But you'll never guess how many of them there are.

Folks who've seen it, how close was this?

NOTE: There is some wild leaf blowing happening right outside the studio. I thought I cleaned out the sound in post but there might be some lingering.

Kyle and Jacquis are joined by Caleb Synan and they learn about Jacquis' favorite things he HAS viewed, read his script, play some games, and more!

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Vinny Thomas has never seen Friends, but he rewrote it! Enjoy his take on this obscure TV show he's never watched.

How many Friends are there? Do they like each other? Are they on a break?

Get to know this first-time-neversee'er and more!

Kyle and Vinny are joined by Bailey Norton.

For the extended, uncut episode with no ads, check out our patreon for only a few dollars a month.

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Rashawn Nadine Scott has never seen Face/Off, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Enjoy what is quite possibly the most and least accurate script in the history of the podcast. 

Has anyone ever entered the pod with less knowledge about what they are rewriting? 

Rashawn and Kyle are joined by Jessica Sele! 

Hear more of the pod, join our Movie Club, hear some D&D and more over on our Patreon!

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Business Casual (the LA-based Sketch Trio) has never seen Minions, but they rewrote it and we read their script!

They know about the Minions. They can identify some Minions, but do the know what happens in "Minions"? Enjoy their full script, a wild amount of riffing, and some games!

Get the ad-free, uncut version over on our Patreon, where our Never Seen It Movie Club will have its next edition this weekend!

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Cody Wilkins has never seen Breaking Bad, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cody's full take on this incredibly popular show!

We play some What Did That Memorabilia Sell For? and more!

Kyle and Cody are joined by Bailey Norton!

For an extended episode with a lot of cut time, and an ad-free experience, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit

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Tom Thakkar has never seen Lost, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Tom takes on one of Kyle's first favorite TV shows. Can he capture the mystery, the intrigue, the dozens of bad episodes?

Kyle and Tom are joined by Michael Joyce. A lot of riffing, a lot of games, and a lot of Lost.

Thank you to everyone who came out to the show in New York! If you want more of Kyle, check out his Substack.

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