We rarely have guests, but when we do, it is a great time. Author and former pastor Cornelius Lindsey used to work for Ms. Pat at the stadium when he was a teenager. He gives us some fantastic stories of a younger, more feral Pat that surprised him by calling him all kinds of things.

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What is growing up under Nikia's eyes? What is wrong with the hands of Dr. Cline's 94 babies? We answer the questions you never thought to ask.

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This is a heavier episode on politics and race (but without the fights). But first, we start off talking about how fat the whole podcast used to be, and how Chris looked like a lesbian. Then, we discuss Deon's criminal phase, and he delivers a message for America.

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Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him. 

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We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man.

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What is America's most trusted news outlet? The Patdown. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris talk about the random weird stuff that has been happening in the news.

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Ms. Pat tries to read the Bible and tells Deon what the Coldplay cheaters did wrong.  She flew private and asked an audience what they like on their pootang.

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Ms. Pat has some advice to keep your family safe, and it includes not going to a popular chain restaurant.

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Ms. Pat recaps her big party that she threw for friends on the Fourth Of July.

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We welcome Ms Pat's friend Calimar White on the show as we talk about Ms. Pat's walking farts.

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