Ms. Pat makes some disturbing new claims about her FUPA, and then she tells us to stop talking to old people so they won't forget stuff.

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Ms. Pat shares some behind the scenes of her time opening for Martin Lawrence, she shares her love for MeidasTouch Media and we take a few more phone calls. 

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An underinsured motorist hit Ms. Pat's car, Chris's dad hired a serial killer, and we answer some touching Speakpipe calls.

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Ms. Pat got some crazy questions from the audience through Speak Pipe, there was a car crash in her house, and she has some advice for removing things from your butt. 

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Ms. Pat recently went to an event and met Ramona Toole. She is a Deputy DA for Fulton County that manages the Diversions, Records, and Record Restrictions Unit. She told Ms. Pat she was eligible to have her record cleaned up! Ramona joins us to explain how it is done, and sheds some light on Ms. Pat's past. 

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The Super Bowl is over and Chris and Deon owe Pat money! Maybe they can go on TikTok and beg the government like one lady did. And we take listener questions with SpeakPipe. 

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Ms. Pat is amageddyready, and hopes you are too. 

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We continue last week's conversation in a calmer tone.

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Donald Trump takes the oath, and Elon does... what? Warning: this is a heated political episode.

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Ms. Pat shares some personal stories and parenting advice. She gives us a preview of her two big interviews with Dion Sanders and Shaq.

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