The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a crack at this dystopian actioner about a fractious militaristic society that has been invaded by giant Robots In…cognito. It’s man vs. machine, brother vs. brother, and world-building vs. trademark infringement: It’s TRANSMORPHERS!

C-list actors in a B-movie phenomenon gets an A! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gobbles up this latest offering of chum, featuring enough cameos to choke a great white. Our hero, Ian Ziering and his lady love played by Tara Reid take a pleasure trip to New York City, only to encounter what they thought they had left behind… cultural relevance!

Troubled teens sent on a “scared-straight” camping trip learn about American folklore the hard way when they come face-to-axe with a giant monster by the name of Paul Bunyan. The Cinema Craptaculus crew hacks away at this bloody take on the famous tall tale -- Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.

A creepy little guy with wooden features terrorizes a mother and her offspring. No, it’s not Ted Cruz. It's PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE!

Seriously. It doesn't make any sense.

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a delicious bite out of Sharknado!