The Jerks welcome back Dog Show, as they discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly side of drugs. A meth-smuggling mommy faces off against a crank-wielding squirrel master in a brand new Jerk of the Week, and the Jerks attempt to interpret what that abnormally skinny, patchouli-smelling, dreadlock-sporting man with the baggy pants is selling at the music festival in Drug Lingo.

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"YO DAWG, HERSCHEL GOT THE MONSTER AFTER HE BOOFED A JACK MACK INTO GRANDMA'S AND STRAIGHT UP BUTCHED-IN WHEN SOMEONE THREATENED TO OUT HIM AS A CHESTER!"

If you don't understand, you obviously didn't play Jailhouse Jargon with the Jerks, and you're primed to "Dance on the Blacktop"! Spread your cheeks, close your eyes for the delousing powder, strap on your Bobo's, and take a trip upstate as the Jerks discuss everything-prison; from rape, to strategy, to films, to death row.

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On a totally wild edition of The Circle Jerks Podcast, the guys compare and contrast their spirit animals, converse on the ethical treatment of domesticated creatures, salivate over the Earth's tastiest morsels, pair unlikely opponents in Epic Animal Battles, and marvel as two mega monsters vie for supremacy in, quite possibly, the biggest Jerk of the Week ever!

The Jerks also bid salutations to their brand new wildlife correspondent, Sir Archibald Cromwell; providing us with a bountiful and riveting glimpse into the erotic world of the Mackerel, the Antelope, and the Seahorse.

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This week... coming to you from The Circle Jerks Sealab, off the coast of glorious Atlantic City, New Jersey, The Circle Jerks Podcast celebrates Justin's Bachelor Party!

The Jerks reminisce about being single, hit a veritable jackpot in a brand new Jerk of the Week, heed valuable relationship advice from Ja Rule in another Ja Rules, translate womanspeak in The Wife Whisperer, and answer some very special Inappropriate Fishbowl Questions, Bachelor Party Edition.

With special guests: Dog Show (previously on Episode 3, "This One's for the Dogs"), The Doodle Wizard (@instrumentalconcepts), Mike (of @jacksgls, previously on Episode 7, "Shillelaghs Out"), Sal, Seabass, and Steve

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In the Memorial Day Special, the Jerks honor our living and fallen soldiers... as well as a few other folks who don't get the recognition they deserve, in Unsung Heroes, lay judgment on a cheeseburger-wielding criminal and a reptile-throwing fast food junkie in Jerk of the Week, and finally test their knowledge of American history to find out which Jerk is the most patriotic.

Happy Memorial Day, American Cheesebags!

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Take "Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not), and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)!

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In lieu of Ari Aster (director of "Hereditary" [2018]) releasing the trailer for his new nightmare fueled "Midsommar", the Jerks take on cults; the history, subtle differences from religion, weird rituals, leaders, and followers. A testifying cult slave master squares off against a crack-smuggling father in Jerk of the Week, and the gang create their very own cheese, wine, overall, and moon-based cult "The Cheesos".

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Take "Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not), and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)!

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"Should I Breed?", the first ever standardized test to determine whether you should reproduce (or not) is live!

Take it and be entered to win a FREE Circle Jerks t-shirt and some gnarly stickers (limited to the Unites States)!

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In an attempt to celebrate Mother's Day, the Jerks try to get in touch with their feminine side by determining what their week as women would look like, pin a shiny brown ribbon on another Jerk of the Week, and square off to find out who is the most feminine Jerk.

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In a brand new season, and part two of the Population Control Special, the Jerks stump each other in a brand new round of Real News / Fake News, salivate as a burrito-throwing troglodyte faces off against a trigger-happy truck enthusiast in Jerk of the Week, examine laws made specifically for jerks in Jerk Laws, and continue excavating the first ever standardized test for the license to breed... "Should I Breed?", coming soon.

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In part one of the Population Control Special, the Jerks scrape the bottom of the stupid-barrel by trying to identify real and fake Instagram hashtags in Trendbot 9000, oppose a moronic, busted faux-cop with a match-striking, group-sex-deprived maniac in Jerk of the Week, ponder creative ways to reduce Earth's population, and break ground on "Should I Breed?", the first ever mandatory test allowing or denying hopeful couples the privilege of reproducing.

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The Jerks reveal their reluctant preferences in an in-depth game of Would You Rather, pit a pair of gun-wielding, slack-jawed morons against an entire Korean corporation in this week's Jerk of the Week, enrich their lives through the infinite wisdom of Ja Rules, and go full-blown Hollywood Jerk in The Pitch Room.

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