The Circle of Jerks

This episode we have no ragrets.

Well, aside from the one regret that saw us lose the first portion of this podcast.

And it was fire!!!

But here are the embers that were left from the flames.

If Wooten doesn't offend you at least once, we'll delete this podcast.

Wooten, Smiley, and Parsley all drive to Bringle's house ready with the same mission.

However, Wooten quickly gets a glamour makeover with little to no resistance, and a new man is born. Or is she?

We have some station identifications and commercials added from this point forth, and we hope we have a better idea of what we're doing next time.

So, basically there was a technical problem in the guys' group chat and the original episode we'd planned on recording fell through.

But never to fear... The Crepe Crusader and Wooten were near.

Joshua needed blinds, Justin made the time. Together our heroes walked heroically through this super-heroic podcast to bring you the villains we all love to hate.

This episode sounds the way your girlfriend's vagina tastes.

Josh, Justin, & Cody are forced to take matters into their own hands in this week's episode after their scheduled waxer vanishes. But for better or worse, the show must go on.

So, after a quick trip to Walmart and purchase 3 different types of waxing products, the guys get the show underway.

Upon drawing numbers, Cody is stuck with the most ideal scenarios in having to wax his toes, chin, and nipple.

Wooten is up next with hair removed from his upper lip, shin, nose, and the lower side of his chin/neck area to end the show with a bang.

Justin draws last but clearly gets the worst of the waxing: his eyebrows, both armpits, and his lower back.

Find out of the pre-waxed strips or microwaved wax bodes best in this self-care scenario. Also, call us for any and all emergency waxing needs.

Dr. B backs out of this week's adventure a few hours before going on air. He didn't let us bring Kimber Lovecraft with us either.

This episode sort of has a Pulp Fiction feel to it; it doesn't exactly start at the beginning of the night. No, no, no. Wooten ingeniously deletes about 30 minutes of solid audio and what we're left with is this shaky ass episode LOL!

Join Justin, Joshua, Molly, and Sienna on their drive back from The Dent Schoolhouse in Cincinnati, OH. SnapChat memory lessons learned, Wooten's clown phobia exploited, a 6-year-old's rating of the #3 haunt in America, and Molly's silence are all showcased in this week's episode.

The last 30 minutes are nothing but the sounds of terror as we walk through the infamous schoolhouse haunt in the newest episode of the CoJ podcast.

Some people shine, some people don't. Just like some people hit the record button and save, some people don't. Fuck off, Jerk Offs.

On the inaugural episode of welcoming the newest addition to the Circle of Jerks podcast (Cody Bringle) Joshua and Justin invite a local startup brewer onto the air. The guys sit back, relax, and enjoy some homemade delicious beer while shooting the shit.

Pretty Nice Guys Brewing Co. is a local business just getting its start, and their beer is stellar, guys. One of its founders, Ryan Harris, talks about how the idea came to be, the focal point of the marketing of the beer being built around a dog, and where it's all heading in the future.

Join us on another uninteresting episode of the podcast and be sure to keep an eye out for this hand crafted beer that's taking it back to the basics. You won't regret it when you get the chance.

So, pop a top, throw in your earbuds, and be prepared to be captivated by the soothing sounds of these 4 masculine men keeping it basic on this week's episode.

Cody Bringle lets us inside of his studio to record the 32nd episode of the CoJ podcast, and we are honored. Josh and Justin leave with Kimber Lovecraft by the end.

This was prerecorded during a Facebook live broadcast where Cody walks us through a quick makeup tutorial as he paints his face over his thickish mustache. They discuss old times of growing up together, where they're at now in life, and the different business ventures they're all currently working on.

The endgame is clearly fame, it makes a man take things over. But glam will make the woman take things over. They all make a pact to record a followup episode and tell Bringle that he can paint their faces but only if they can don the looks in public.

This episode feels like comedy gold. Josh leaves the studio questioning his own sexuality. I think?

Joshua starts off by self-titling this episode "The Wooten Episode". Being that it's the month of October, we decided to sport some pink in support of Breast Cancer Awareness for this week's edition.

Josh and Justin acknowledge the lack of presence of their normal cohosts, Jeff and Molly. Molly seems to be down with a bug but slowly recovering. Joshua calls out Justin on the fact that he is forever the black sheep of the Parsley family.

Joshua takes us through a tour of his department inside the Honda plant. The guys spread some awareness in regards to Eric Berry's cancer and the seriousness of epilepsy.

By the end of the show, they reach out to Kendra Conover for her best Halloween story, but they can't get an answer, so they decide to leave a voicemail in hopes of receiving some unique services.

What 3 things can you buy to make a cashier at Walmart uncomfortable?

SPOILER ALERT–

The podcast starts off with Wooten mumbling about the weather before taking us through a verbal tour of his apartment. Molly sits in again and finally vocally contributes to the podcast. We're still not sure if she knows that Star Wars doesn't qualify as sci-fi/horror.

Joshua and Justin talk about various local haunts they've traveled to before laying it all on the line in a list that is 31 movies long to suffice every listener's viewing pleasure over the next month in preparation of the Halloween season.

From David Lynch to Rob Zombie to Stephen King, there's a little bit of everything included in this one. The list was compiled by Jeff, Josh, and Justin. We hope you'll tune in to see what movies rank from 31 all the way to the top in this very special, unique edition of the CoJ podcast.

Also, there is a cameo by Justin's grumbling stomach mere hours before the meat shits takeover where the meat sweats left off.

Justin and Joshua roll home from a shopping trip on the west side and record their conversation the entire time. This comes shortly after Josh’s wardrobe malfunction inside of a changing booth at a resale store.

After Josh mixes up the $10 and $20 bills, Justin incorrectly guesses Eisenhower’s presence on the dime, so the guys research who’s who on the money in a segment titled “Big Bad Ass Baller Money Presidents”.

Joshua then learns what hip-hop is for clarification along the way. Josh tells everyone that if he hits the lottery, he’ll spend the money on paying off his debt followed by cocaine and hookers. Justin refrains from talking about Tourette’s on the air before stating the rules for dating or sleeping with exes (3 years or 1000 showers btw).

Josh accompanies Justin on his journey to pick up his kids from his gold digging ex as they join the two men in signing off.