The Circle of Jerks

The guys start off the show by cleaning up a spill in the backseat. Shortly after, Wooten makes up a new definition for the word “punctuality” after reading Cher’s messages to both himself and Justin.

Josh’s vehicles get some love for their lack of love, but he reminisces about the most action his cars have seen in recent years NOT involving him (minus the eye contact). The show then takes a quick trip through Fairland before touching on Josh’s baby burns and mommy issues.

A couple of terrible Mrs. Doubtfire impressions are picked up along the way too. Josh comes out with his new self-proclaimed nickname of “Little D”, but you’ll have to listen to find out both reasons why no matter how obvious they seem. They vow to never choke a girl during a one-night stand, so they’re never victims of circumstance.

This will be the soundtrack of Justin’s funeral, and the reasons why are contained within. The rest of the trip is spent trying to get Wooten to admit to a unique kink he comes equipped with, but the fact of the matter is that his sex is plain and vanilla with easy to follow instructions.

After the guys and Molly enjoy a few drinks at the local spot of Whiskey Business, they turn on the microphone one last time for the trip home in case there is any accidental magic.

Two sleaze bags hanging outside of a Starbucks being basic and offensive.

This one seems tame compared to its title.

It's where fans of the old can fall in line with fans of the new.

And it's the shortest episode to date, if we're not mistaken.

If so, please abort the previous sentence.

Morgan Edwards drops by via audio and gives us a little more insight into the young woman she is.

She struggles to tell the voices apart as Josh tries to get her address.

A few Topix discussions occur, but the icing on the cake is Jeff's rant about his woman problems in Sunny and Cher.

Amanda, we're talking about you.

The best looking episode of our podcast despite Josh still being in the room. The Topix portion of the show impresses, and this innovative episode looks to follow suit.

Jennifer Paxton joins Josh, Justin, & Molly downstairs for an impromptu interview and the specifics regarding her dating auction.

Jeff starts the bid out at $5 before asking for some change back as we branch out and try an entirely new concept.

We didn't realize our acronym was off until we were on (the air, probably).

Tune in, listen to our soothing voices, and relax as we jerk you–

wait, jerk off and then fall asleep.

No, damnit...

Just listen to this episode.

Sam Brown volunteers her time and energy to the show as the 24th episode's guest star. Molly Smiley joins us in the lab as we formulate another classic episode.

The best the circle has to offer thus far, and Wooten is left feeling shameless as he embarks on his journey of finding out any and every bit of information he can.

Justin encourages it while Jeff eats Peanut M&M's the entire episode while trying to remember that we're actually in the middle of an episode. This and more. Cum and give us a listen.

Jeff, Josh, and Justin are blessed with the chance to interview the operations manager for the (FIRST AND ONLY) First Church of Cannabis, Granny J.

Granny J enlightens us in the practices, beliefs, and purposes of the church. We touch on the misconceptions formed from outside members of the church and do our best to inform the general public about their beliefs and practices.

Tune in, zone out, and chill with the vibes of the soothing sounds of this podcast. It's far out.

P.S. Spread some love today, fam.

Join us on the first episode of its kind.

Jeff, Josh, and Justin surf the web trying to find the best Topix to cover until their original guest becomes their fallback plan as well.

Listen as Wooten wins his first argument with a female moments before his nervous pen clicking is the most audible noise in the room. Find out more about Sable (no, this one has NOTHING to do with wrestling).

The guys announce their guest next episode (Granny J from the Church of Cannabis), and Benji Kauffman calls in to admit his being calm with himself as well as extending an invitation to j(U)st(I)n and (W)ooten to grace a local backyard with their presence.

This and more just in time for your morning shit.

Oh, yeah, Jennifer Paxton enters the audio studio in video form.

Justin & Jeff sit down to say goodbye to the old podcast and welcome in the new.

This was a podcast built around nothingness.

Not only do we provide you with exactly that, neither one of us are sure why this one is being released.

Except that soothing, sexy sounds of voices we bring to the table, this episode is made literally of nothing.

Enjoy. But you probably won't.

This is one of the most absurd podcasts from beginning to end. Listen for Wooten's solo session because you can never truly predict what he'll say.

Find out who ranks #1 within the class of '06.

This podcast still has zero to do with AOL Instant Messenger (AIM). Nor does this podcast pertain to magicalme420. Except in the fact that he is a co-host.