Cappy reads an article about a miserable Baby Boomer spinster that is shocked being single, childless, and majoring in stupid shit has a cost later on in life.

Cappy reads a great and short article about how private equity is FINALLY going bankrupt and the assholes who run it are going to be washed up.

Cappy reads an article from a gossip journalist for the whoreish New York Times. Apparently women want you to ask them out at work again, but the victimhood "power dynamic" narrative is RIFE in the article indicating women still want to ruin your career if the office romance fails.

WELCOME to the new home of The Clarey Podcast...if Spotify doesn't fuck it up.