Cappy Talks Shop.

"The Cubicle Awards."

Dean Martin's Celebrity Roasts.

Cappy's "Ode to Balloons."

Let the Left HAVE the World. It would be EASIER.

Lone Wolves vs. Tribes

Refusing to Give Wedding Gifts. Only Give Anniversary Gifts.

Somali Cop Arrested...THAT'S RACIST!

College Students Being Stupid...Again

Millennials Killed Toy's R Us? Nah, Feminism Did.

Cappy mails one in as he just wants to go to sleep and take a nap before driving out to Wisconsin. General, barely awake rambling as Cappy wonders how you people tolerate commutes.

Drunk Indians in Rapid City.

Wives Who Force Husbands to Move to Shitholes.

A Journalist Meets an Economist.

Professors Hate Minorities.

Women Lie to Themselves About Marriage vs Career.

Leaving STEM for Social Justice.

Cappy and The Great One hang out and chat about the worst excuses women gave for canceling dates in the 80's and 90's, why it takes 9 years to get a masters in "Creative Writing," the stages of entrepreneurship, and general tom foolery and boys acting like boys.

"How to tell a story"

Cappy accidentally attends a "Mega church"

Cappy flirts with religion.

Soy Boys of the Right.

Boys can't throw Grenades.

Academia and Portland. Havens for Lefties.

Potheads Running the Pot Industry.

Jean Claude Von Johnson.

The hipster craft brew pub bubble finally pops.

The news is bad for you. So give it up.

A post-op transexual writes Cappy to explain why he regrets it.

LGBTQQQUTIOUTIOTEOUI(*)&)(&^(*&XXXLJL

No minority or SJW women nurses at the nursing home.

Portland's Mayor is a moron.

Maintaining your Pride.

Spinsters' failures in frozen eggs.

Californian professors are poor and deserve to be.

Justin Trudeau is the world's biggest pussy. Seriously.