The Clopen Effect

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The Clopen Effect episodes

  • Won't You Be My Realtor? Part 1

    Realtor Jen Long is here and we talk about why she decided to join the real estate world, if the state and national tests are tough, how she loves victorian homes, and how she hit the ground running! We also borrow information from quizony.com and realtor.com, what can happen right before a closing, what not to do during the process of home buying, Jen uses her hands to talk, the heartaches of trying to buy a house, Jen shares what you need to do to buy a home, squatters, and what she found in a home!

    44 min
  • Bri's Getting Married!

    Bri unwraps her bridal survival kit and we talk about what NOT to do at a wedding from bestlifeonline.com

    Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support

    Buy Merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    41 min
  • Live from the Clopen Studio! It's 2023!

    Our first live recording on Instagram! And we were on mute for the first 9 minutes! LOL

    New year's superstitions from addapinch.com, Congrats to Brianna and Rob, Cass titles all of our episodes, cheers in our Christmas cups, stores we would want inside the grocery stores, why do we lose our thoughts!?, Poppy Cakes cookies are the best and Meredith does not share, we love all types of cake, restaurants we would love to see in the grocery stores, who uses checks anymore?, no one knows how to process checks and WIC at the register, check writers, Top 100 selling grocery items for 2023 from businesses.com (so many carbs and sugar!)

    31 min
  • Stop Blaming Your Farts on the Dog - Funny New Year's Resolutions

    Cass found herself in a tough neighborhood this week, letting people go, it's never Bob, we will be super successful in 2 years, New Year's resolutions, examples of funny resolutions from countryliving.com, we share our New Year's resolutions (hint: we don't have them), we love pasta

    Google tells us that: Though medieval Christians attempted to replace January 1 with more religiously significant dates, Pope Gregory XIII created a revised calendar that officially established January 1 as New Year's Day in 1582. Google tells us that New Years took effect on January 1, 45 BC, by edict. The calendar became the predominant calendar in the Roman Empire and subsequently, most of the Western world for more than 1,600 years. The Roman calendar began the year on 1 January, and this remained the start of the year after the Julian reform. Google tells us: Why 12 months instead of 13? Why are there 12 months in the year? Julius Caesar's astronomers explained the need for 12 months in a year and the addition of a leap year to synchronize with the seasons. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year

    Fidget ring mentioned: https://www.etsy.com/Shop/Mywildflowerjewelry

    49 min
  • Just the Tip

    We’re talking about cash and digital tipping, tipping etiquette, who to tip, how much to tip, and those that fight over it. Also, what to do when you can't accept tips, cashiers without a filter and paying it forward at Olive Garden.

    53 min
  • Back to our Retail Roots

    The customer is always right unless they are wrong, stories of bakery, grocery, and baking aisles, Cass and the Yes manager, Meredith has an itch, customers don't listen, Cass listens to a customer complain about her on the phone, how we handle customer complaints and customers that insult us. Some info borrowed from cheezburger.com and deputy.com. Cass talks about their new puppy, Nicky!

    53 min
  • Carrot Cake to Keto to CrossFit

    We know nothing about diets but we're going to talk about them anyway! The most popular food fad the year you were born from mashed.com and the most popular diets from the past years from businessinsider.com.

    55 min
  • Have a Very Trendy Holiday

    Celebrating Episode 90 on Black Friday!

    Julia is here! We share our best and worst gifts ever received. We also talk Amazon's best sellers for 2022, the Top 12 Trends You’ll See Everywhere in 2022 from purewow.com, Wednesday 11/23 was Espresso Day, Small Business Saturday, Bonfire, Zazzle, and all the links below

    Espresso Day: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect

    Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488

    Bonfire link: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/

    Zazzle link: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect

    54 min
  • If you got time to lean, you got time to clean...

    ...if you got time to rhyme, you got time to shut the f*** up! Chores and how we hate them. Also, the top 10 most boring chores from madrock1025.com, lots of Thanksgiving talk and all the food.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all! We appreciate you and thank you for all the support. Much love.

    59 min
  • Cass is Back! An unedited episode

    We are back and have so much to share! We talk about Cass' 4th time having Covid, dog bites, Thanksgiving recipes, team work and jobs that can be done alone, Happy Birthday Bestie!, Meredith's fish stories and Cass shares a couple recipes

    1 hr

About The Clopen Effect

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Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®!