Closing Time Nation, consider this a public service announcement. Although we’ve made it through another gruelling, tedious, monotonous semester of school, Milan is still pretending to read books. This is complete and total anarchy. Somebody needs to knock this guy off his high horse before he rides it all the way to Doucheville — population him.

He seriously needs to be stopped. Listen to this episode to hear Sully bring him down a peg and remind him that although he can pretend to read, he is still a moron.

Other topics we cover include: the fine line between ass kissing and taking initiative, Sully’s Red Light Fantasy, and the trouble with people reselling the clothes that they thrift.

Stay safe out there CTP fans, and we’ll talk to you soon!

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Closing Time fans, we’re gonna come clean. In this episode we get a tad neurotic.

Sully rants and raves about the audacity of his dad. How dare the legendary Wayne call and ask him how he’s doing!? Meanwhile, Milan babbles about how he can’t sleep at night due to a chess robot named Nelson. He’s tried for weeks to beat him and has even read scholarly journals of chess, but nothing can quench his thirst for victory.

It’s evident that COVID-19 is finally starting to get to us, but we say this in the name of comedy. Milan cries about how he could never make the NBA and Sully gives an in-depth analysis of Gordon Ramsey shattering innocent people’s dreams.

We also attempt to describe our new hobby, fake texting, debate who cleans the house the best, and question the stability of our sanity.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and take care of yourselves!

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Closing Time Nation, we’re here for you! If you live in our home province, you’ll know that we’re under-going round two of quarantine. If your mental health is going to shit, you’re not alone! In this episode, we ease your pain by making fun of the downward spiral that is our declining sanity.

Some topics we cover include: Milan sobbing like a baby because of Mike Tyson's wisdom, Sully’s maniacal mood swings, and an out-of-this-world analysis of depressed ravers.

Thank you to everyone who sent us some hilarious questions to answer for this episode! They are much appreciated. Thanks for answering the call!

Things will get better Closing Time fans! But until they do, we’ll be here for you, trying to take your mind away from the bullshit of the world with whatever it is we do.

Stay safe out there losers, and we’ll talk to you soon.

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Closing Time Nation, we need to let you in on a little secret. Milan and Sully have been at odds ever since the infamous "game night." A highly suspicious Instagram message was sent from one of the guy's accounts. But who sent the message!? Milan blames Sully, and Sully blames Milan right back. What would result, is a very sad and screwed up version of what the CTP Boys think a court of law is. Listen in to hear the guys plead their case... AND defend their honour.

Other topics covered include: the time a much younger Milan and Sully accepted halloween candy from a lady residing in a crack den, an analysis of hot halloween costumes, and Milan's irrational hatred of Monopoly.

Thanks for listening CTP nation, and we'll talk to you soon.

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Happy Thanksgiving Closing Time fans! We are thankful for each and every one of you (lame). In all seriousness, everyone has something to be thankful for. Sully is thankful for a BOGO deal from a local pizza chain that supplied him with breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a long weekend alone. Milan is thankful to be back under Sully’s wing, who always laughs at all his jokes and never ever finds him annoying in any way whatsoever (yeah right).

This episode we are back on our horse shit. We rant about how white people’s music has no rhythm but also describe the many situations where some emo-centric jams might actually come in handy. We also talk about the phrase “I need to decompress,” lemony scented bubble baths, group chats that suck and Lebron’s constant need for attention.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation!

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Guys, psychopaths across the nation are insisting on breathing their straight-up stank breath onto innocent civilians. Here at the Closing Time Podcast, we would like to say that these people always have the worst breath and never brush their teeth. Do you brush your teeth? Of course you do. Because if you're a rational person you probably have no issue wearing an extra piece of cloth.

This episode is a wild one. One moment we've got our suits on while making fun of the American presidential debate, and next thing you know, we're rambling about Brayden's Tonka truck ass and getting drunk with dads. 

We also saunter through topics such as crashing weddings, smoking cigarettes and handsy ladies.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation. Mask up!

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CTP Nation, your favourite podcast is back in business! This episode we talk about leaving the comfort of our home and exploring the outside world, where new people lurk... drunk... ready to give us life advice. We also discuss a Winnipeg YouTuber in distress, and the joys of acting classes online!

If you're wondering why we sound so cool, no, it's not because we are trying to be the next Lil' John — I turned on auto-tune as a joke and I couldn't get it off. #whoops

New episodes will come out every second week. School is punching us directly in the Nard Dogs, so bear with us as we finish out our last year of university.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up!

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We're gonna get right down to it guys. We have found the absolute greatest name for a business that has ever existed, "Blunt Force Trauma." Care to wager a guess as to what line of work BFT is in? The answer will undoubtably be the most shocking thing you've heard this hour.

Guys, times may be shitty. Our province is absolutely botching Covid precautions to eat burgers with onion rings on them and to host glow-in-the dark raves.

But have no fear! We are here to ease your pain, as we reminisce about the joys of getting some new(ish) back-to-school clothes in our youth. We also ramble about defending our sibling's honour with fisticuffs and an awkward dating encounter you have to hear to believe.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up!

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Guys, this may be our most, how should we put it? "Interesting" title to date. You gotta hear about our current living situation. A seven foot tall Serbian is torturing us with the sounds of sin. But have no fear! We have a plan to deal with him and his dazzling damsel.

We also talk about Milan's glorious retirement from the wonderful world of construction, reminisced about a fight at our grade eight pinewood derby and traced the roots of Milan's stubborn nature. 

Thanks for listening CTP Nation. Mask up and stay safe!

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Milan Horanski

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