Sully’s having a rough time with the world of Bumble, but does he care? No. Ask him. Go ahead. He’ll tell you himself. He. Doesn’t. Care.

For that matter, we don’t even care if you listen to this episode. Just kidding, we’re desperate to keep your approval.

In this episode, we talk about denying a pretty lady’s request to dance, how Wii Sports can cure insomnia and about a kerfuffle caused by Iron Man 3!

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Please keep supporting us. We were just kidding, we actually do care about you guys.

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We’re back on the booze! After a few failed attempts at entering dive bars, we found a new place to enjoy the sweet taste of bottom shelf alcohol. But it came with a cost!

We had to dance.

Now, you may be asking yourself — what’s the big deal? Well, you haven’t seen us dance. It’s not always pretty — but it gets the people goin’!

This episode is even more wild than usual. We talk about dancing on stages, getting rejected and pretending to smoke.

Stay safe, stay slick and stay thirsty.

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Love is in the air! Sully attended a wedding! As expected, there was a beautiful bride, but there was also a speech based on “The Book of Lynyrd Skynyrd,” and a photographer that was not a good person. Get over yourself Jackie!

We also talk about theatre kids crushing our dreams, a stakeout of Lord Farquaad’s castle, and limping with a smile.

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We’re back on the road! As promised, this episode features countless tales from our trip to the west coast!

We biked, we hiked, and behaved like little tikes!

We also tell stories about the beauty of dive bars, pandemonium outside of a Winnipeg Jets’ game, and offer an in-depth analysis of the Blues Clues message that caused global heartbreak.

Thanks for listening! You guys are very good.

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A single question has been sweeping the nation. Soft lil’ b-word boys everywhere have been asking each other, “what does MGK have that we don’t?” Mainly a job. We start there.

We also wonder why the hottest people in the world never smile. You’re hot. Lighten up.

CTP fans, we are now well-travelled. This episode features tales from the sky, an encounter with a clown gone rogue, and a psychological analysis of guys who try to hit on girls during election day.

Thanks for listening guys! You guys are far better than just ok.

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We’re back. You heard it right. We are — back. And we’re not back in the sense that we’re here but we’ll be leaving again shortly. No.

We. Are. Back.

In our first episode back from our brief hiatus, we talk about teaching construction workers how to read, faking your own nickname, and about how rollerblading can lead to people assuming you’ve never felt a woman’s touch.

This episode will not let our loyal fans down, and we thank you for your continued support.

Keep listening and stay thirsty!

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CTP fans, we have a theory. Well, technically Sully has a theory. He thinks there’s list of words guaranteed to send any guy into the never-ending sinkhole known as the friendzone. Listen in to find out what they are and if they are actually repulsive to a potential date.

We also talk about trying to sing a happy song while in a sad mood, a close encounter with a car-jacking, and the song “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.”

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What’s better than spreading a rumour? According to social media, nothing.

What kind of a weirdo takes the time to delve into the life of a TikTok Rockstar and analyze their innermost turmoil? Not us. Having said that, we do analyze their analysis, so figure that one out.

We also talk about the worst headline ever, old guys, and sending teddy bears as an apology.

See ya next time!

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That’s it. We’ve had it. After a long stretch of good behavior, the CTP boys are back on the booze, and they couldn’t be more excited about it.

Listen in to the seventh installment of season three to hear Sully and Milan rant and rave about the creation of vampires, the shitticanes that follow a night of hard drinking, and near-death experiences.

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Dumb kids, rebellious old people, and hot moms. Need we say more? We probably should.

In the sixth episode of season three, we talk about a tanning session that turned weird, Facebook poetry, and a sugar bender that caused near heart palpitations.

Thanks for listening losers!

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