CTP fans, the final episode of Season 3 is here! Milan’s out of school, and out of control, while Sully is back in class and packin’ a whole lot of sass.

Sully’s had it. He’s done. He’s one class into his final semester, and if he has to hear one more comment about a classmate’s pet bird, he’s going to have a coronary.

Milan has been a man without a country since finishing his final exam. He’s been looking for a job, but he’s been putting far more effort into pretending to be a rock star.

Thanks for listening to all these hours of us trying to be funny. Stay on the lookout for even more funny stuff in Season 4!

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The new year is here! Unfortunately, Milan and Sully started 2022 trapped in two separate homes. What did they do with their time? Sully started singing homemade sea shanties, and Milan learned that he may be closely linked to Neanderthal DNA.

This episode is starting the year off right! We riff about a chronic re-gifter, gym bros, and saving the drama for your mama.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! We appreciate you to the moon and back.

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Happy holidays Closing Time Nation! This episode, we hit you with a little bit of everything. It’s the sampler platter of entertainment!

Sully tells the story of a guy who refers to himself as “the man.” As you can imagine, “the man” sucks. He sucks a lot. Meanwhile, Milan explains the funniest way to start an argument during the holidays. On a side note, there are few things funnier than arguing with your family while wearing an elf hat.

Other topics covered include: a confusing thrift store, clapping at the movie theatre, and the reason Twitter has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Stay safe out there Closing Time fans!

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CTP fans, you guys better call Steve Harvey, because this episode is a Family Feud. Sully talks about helping his sister through teenage drama, while Milan rambles about an awkward encounter featuring his mom, dad, and a friendly waitress.

Other topics covered include: the audacity it takes to modify an A&W order, people who think Gary Vee is cool, and a documentary about Hollywood’s most risqué moments.

Thanks for listening Closing Time nation! We’re here, you’re there, and none of you guys are square.

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CTP fans, we have a holiday ritual that must be completed every year. Well, this year, our ritual took a turn for the stupid! After a few hours of rockin’ around the Christmas tree, we decided to do the impossible. What was “the impossible?” Well listen in to find out!

We also talk about Sully controlling his ‘hanger”, a child that destroyed Milan’s self-worth, and American Eagle employees ruining the jean-buying experience.

Thanks for listening CTP nation! Stay warm, stay wicked, and stay winning.

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It’s December, and our holiday cheer is already here! We kick off the episode by explaining how a mother we’d like to get to know forced an advent calendar into our home. Was it weird? Yes. Are we happy she did it? Also, yes.

We talk about the worst father ever (he’s on TikTok,) fake motivation and Christmases that have spiraled out of control.

Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Get festive out there. We’re watching you.

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Big news! Sully has money and a job! He’s a new man, he’s got a new plan, and he’s cooking in a cast iron pan (like rich people do).

Sully’s ballin’ out of control, as he reminisces on a high-class birthday party, describes the “new him,” and rants about earnest eyes.

Meanwhile, Milan exposes Sully’s arguing tactics, sparks a heated debate about the Black Widow, and develops a scale to determine the hotness of any male.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation!

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Many people don’t know the rules of fun. Many don’t even know the rules exist. Well they do, and we're here to teach you all about them!

This episode gets educational. We teach you how to tell better stories, how to bend rules, and how avoid little snitch narks. We also talk about a very fun and very tiny man, snoring like a dad and Irish exits. 

Take care and take a chill pill Closing Time Nation.

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Just as we predicted, people were overflowing with spooky angst this past weekend! There are few things funnier than grown men arguing while dressed as the Mario Bros. Having said that, we have some stories that are!

We talk about taming drunken fools, Borat reincarnated, and digging through the lost and found.

Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Stay safe, stay smart, and stay sultry.

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Spooky season is upon us, and we’re here to tell you — there’s levels to these scaries! If you’re going out on the town this Halloween, we tell you how to be remembered, how to be forgotten and how to survive a night of madness.

We also talk about the horrors of working at a 24-hour restaurant, a crazy guy on the loose and about a pool shark with an attitude problem.

Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Stay safe, stay spooky and stay honest.

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