Hello and welcome back to Part 2 of the Cock Pageant 2026 episode.

This half features this year’s unforgettable entries, as we finally crown the worthy winner of 2026.

To round off the night, we head into a Star Wars–themed nightclub, where things unfold exactly as you’d expect… and then somehow get worse.

It’s rude, it’s funny, but mostly it’s completely moronic.

If you’re the kind of person who still laughs at the word “helmet", in normal conversation this podcast is definitely for you.

So sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos…

Much Love

BPJ & N-FATT