All hell breaks loose with fishing adventures in the outback with Steven Irwin. Find out how did Abu Hamza loose his hands and which Hollywood star was caught shoving a deoderant can up his tradesmans... Todays finale is the Conlenel's rendition of 'Moon River'

We start with a sore penis, then move on to hot potatoes, attacking children, training mosquitos to bite extremists and we hope against hope that Ronan Keating will never sing again

Is Bono a veal eater? Is Jim Morrison dead? Is there something nasty in Sage's woodshed? Beefeater hats?... Sandal confusion, suicide bombers, Chopper Harris, de-materialisation, Houdini... and of course, more fingers up rectums

Series Four begins with sausages! Beware... they're dangerous, aggressive and complex

Tall tales about unorthodox parenting, learning to swim and suicide bombers

More preposterous tales about The King of Pop violating giant sized puppetry... Will the Colonel escape Neverland intact? And have you seen Lorraine's growler?

The Jacksons... miniture mad scientists... strapped to the wall... bottom injections...

Skulduggery afoot as the Colonel uncovers the links between leather clad nipple tweaking Richard, breast displaying Judy and the Al Qaeda network

Britney Spears, the nipple tweaking Prince, large ladies and Himmler's affection for funky chickens

Sage accuses The Colonel of racism, homophobia and pillow talk