I joke about Malaysians trying to be French, trying to hang a black flag, my weird Malay friend in the UK who likes to drink, and the pitfalls of “perfect” societies.

I joke about my bad BM, people around me going crazy with the lockdown, a Vietnamese student doing bad tings in his zoom class, being poisoned by my mother, and North Korea.

I read YOUR *nasty* stories about breakups during the pandemics.

I joke about famous diarrhoea, Malaysian protests, seeing new homeless people in the streets, and not nutting in forever.

I joke about the police, dad’s cooking, vikings, watching nude scenes with parents, and how I’d behave around a gay son.

I just RANT about the state of our country and how it’s all my fault. I joke about gangsters threatening my dad.

I joke about small penis compensation, my birgin brother, productivity at work, and special needs dogs. I also debate if it’s weird that Britney Spears needs to prove to the court that she’s not crazy

I read YOUR filthy responses about what you think are Malay stereotypes! I also joke about meeting a talkative Chinese uncle, Waze, BLM, Asian father temper, and of course, penis size.

I joke about President Duterte of the Philippines, common misconceptions about Malays, whoring out my fuckboi brother (and cancelling him at the same time), dating preferences, “short kings”, and Malaysia accepting Covid relief donations from the EU.

Why you all think we have huge dicks? I joke about getting injured, papa’s reaction to his vaccine, Novartis using black poverty porn, a homeless man, tech savvy Indians, the protests in Myanmar, and being productive.