I joke about Malaysian hospitality, #tetapbangga , how to make the perfect maggi, papa behaving like a teenager, and a listener question about porn storylines.

I joke about an AI Conference, politicians, washing feet before bed, productive podcasts, and “dating” a Korean. I also advise a horny Malay fuck who wants to date Chinese women.

I joke about the badge lady, Hitler, dad being a shisha addict, divorce and horny hijabi women.

I discuss the Ryzal Ibrahim controversy. I joke about Israel spying on Malaysia, post Ramadan weight gain, hijabs, and John Cena.

I defend the Queen. I joke about the Prasarana Chairman, vaccines, annoying UNHCR volunteers, the badge lady, being a brother, rude friends, staying over my mother’s place, and the fuckboi lifestyle.

I joke about Malay’s Covid infection rate, India, good-looking Palestinians, my Indian friend Raju, how I hate volunteering, and my idiot girlfriend and brother.

I joke about depression, Neelofa, Friends (TV Show), vaping, passionate relationships, and broke boyfriends.