The Complete Guide to Everything

This week is our annual summer movie preview, recorded after several of the year's biggest blockbusters have been released and already forgotten. Since loud, dumb summer movies are basically created for people like Tom, we've created the Tom-Scale™ of movie ratings so you can keep track of which movies are worth your time.

But first, we announce the extremely exciting and very sexy topic for our first show in London this year. By the way, the shows are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live.

Also, Tim tries to find a venue for his birthday party that isn't a bar, and we solve a problem from a listener about iced coffee.

What conversation about mattresses would be complete if it didn’t start with 20 minutes of Tim complaining about Tom’s new Apple Watch and ignoring Tim’s text message? After that, we talk about the new mattress Tom bought from the internet, the time Tim got duped into paying an extra $200 for a mattress by a mattress salesman, mattress protectors and spilling wine/wetting the bed and a tease for future bed episodes.

This week we also solve a problem from a listener who found a bunch of undeveloped film rolls in hiding place in the old shed of the new home he bought.

This week we kinda talk about the great state of California, a place where we have each been a couple times and have some vague opinions about. Also, Tim is sick, Tom gets a new water filter and we solve a problem from a listener who has a weird mental picture of the two of us.

This week we're talking Home and Garden Television, or HGTV to the layperson. Flip or Flop, House Hunters, House Hunters International, Property Brothers, you name it. (Mostly just those though.)

It's Tom's birthday, so he gets to talk about whatever he wants this week. Oddly, he chooses to talk about the subject of birthdays.

Also: Tom doesn't get his Apple Watch in time for his birthday, Tim has a bus adventure, we contemplate the future of Marvel movies and a fact about a talking horse creeps us both out. And in a new installment of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, we help a listener with his ringtone quandary.

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It’s the return of Bruno. Not really, but we talk a lot about Bruce Willis, his musical alter-ego Bruno, and his sci-fi film career.

Do you want to know more about aliens hidden at secret government facilities?

Do you want to see Donald Trump kiss a bunch of people on television?

Do commercials for toilet paper make you irrationally angry?

If you answered yes to these questions, this is the podcast episode for you!

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This week we’re talking cars of the future, like Tesla, Google’s Self-Driving Car, Hyperloop, Apple’s Car and more. Also this week we hear about how Tom fell down in the street along with the riveting tale of how Timmy Baloneyskins became Timmy Meatballs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

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This week's episode is about a chain of coffee shops that also sells easy listening music and always has a bathroom for you to use when you need one.

Also this week: Tim has some ideas for spoons, we salute the hard work done by bookies everywhere, and we solve a problem from a listener about her dogs.

Hey New York City! We're doing a show in Brooklyn on 4/10 at Union Hall. We have to keep the topic secret because we're afraid to announce it publicly, but we promise it'll be worth your while. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live.

Tom’s had an interesting week in regards to popcorn and being a tough guy. Also, Tim and Tom argue about the logistics of stretch limo hot tub maintenance before getting to the topic at hand: buying a car. Neither is buying a car, but that doesn’t stop them from discussing it.

Also, a problem is solved in relation to vacationing with a family friend in NYC.

HEY NEW YORK! Come see us in Brooklyn on 4/10. Tickets at tcgte.com/live.

HEY LONDON! Come see us in London on 6/25, 6/26 and 6/27. Tickets at tcgte.com/live.