The gang reviews The Exorcist (1973) *spoilers*. Possessed Rob slams pea soup much to Laura’s horror. Merlin assists Father Greg with his split lips. Did this movie pass Rob’s SYS (Sh*t Yourself Shuffle)?

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The gang reviews the sci-fi “horror-ish” War of the Worlds (2005) *spoilers*. Laura sucks down peach schnapps while Greg marvels at his Garage Sale samurai sword. Rob declares an official name change. Who is cuter—Dakota Fanning, or these cuddle-fish aliens?

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On the last episode of Conjecturween "The Musical", the gang reviews Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) *spoilers*. Laura attempts to prevail over Greg during Rob’s game of “Like Mike” with an Aladdin Cheat Code. Graves makes a shocking Halloween appearance. Rob’s fan theory completely derails the conversation… is this even real life!?!

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Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween (2018) *spoilers*. Rob and Greg ride a tandem bicycle without wheels as they attempt to compete in Laura’s “Would You Rather” challenge. Michael Myers loves samurai swords, but not as much as D.G.G. loves “fizzy” Easter Eggs.

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Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007) *spoilers*. Rob builds a frightening slasher on squeaky wheels. Greg uncovers a hidden fetish… for hands. Laura is anything but a “New Loomis” fan. The question must be asked: is Michael actually a *hero*?”

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Continuing their Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) *spoilers*. Greg casually sips his Michael's Mule whilst wearing no pants. Laura is appalled at No-Neck Mikey's roided physique. Rob is so horrified by this ending that he pretends to pick up Dr. Loomis but instead drives off into the night.

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In their first episode of "Conjecturween", the gang reviews Halloween (1978) *spoilers*. Laura aggressively takes the wheel and rips it straight off. Greg quits soda and becomes Michael Myers, standing around aimlessly. Rob can't decide who's more inefficient at their job - Michael or the Sheriff?

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The gang reviews Event Horizon (1997) *spoilers*. Laura boards the mothership to “bowl” with The Rock. Greg's not eating this space cheese and demands a rewrite. Rob declares his fondness for orgies.

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The gang reviews Return to Oz (1985) *spoilers*. In another of Rob's random movie picks, Greg remembers a previous life and is traumatized. Everyone agrees Dorothy doesn't see sh*t. Lobotomies, wheelers and heads - OH MY!

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The gang reviews Train to Busan (2016) *spoilers*. Rob tests Laura & Greg on their "Train Track" familiarity, but one of them drops some Jupiter. While Laura is heartbroken and Greg stifles tears, Rob exhibits a heartless demeanor. Everyone concedes that zombies are benign compared to the nefarious nature of humans. 

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