The gang reviews Midsommar *spoilers*. In a heroic attempt to recover from this movie’s bad trip; Laura, Rob & Greg jump feet first into Viagra mist, unprovoked wieners, and Rob’s plausible desire to be naked. Do audiences love this movie, hate it, or simply love themselves for wanting to burn it to the ground?

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The gang reviews Stephen King's O.G. Pet Sematary *spoilers*, from the director who brought you 'Killer Shark vs. Octopussy'. Rob looks to bury Laura & Greg in a game of 'Howl-ing High Can You Go', while we all shout 'for the love of baby pimps, sell your kite and buy a fence!' 

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The gang reviews The Invitation *spoilers*. Spouses accept an invitation to compete in Rob’s not-so-newlywed game, “Are you Happier than a Torrance?” Drug use and sex unanimously contribute to your horror movie demise. But guys...where the f*** is Choi?!

The gang reviews Labyrinth *spoilers*. Laura & Greg achieve redemption as they navigate the “Labyrinth of Conjecture”. A surprise guest joins the pod to contest this film’s child scare factor. Puppets might still be up for debate, but David Bowie’s bulge is unanimously frightening.

The gang reviews Frozen *spoilers*. In a game titled “Let it Go”, Laura & Rob are appalled by cold-hearted viewers (*ahem* Greg) who scoff at the Disney film of the same moniker. Laura declares she and the Rock have extraordinary upper body strength. Rob’s advice for survival is to pee on everything.

The gang reviews Mama *spoilers*. Laura fails in her attempt to scare Rob. Everyone questions Rotten Tomato's cred. Greg traumatizes Laura with his next movie selection. The pod's first universal rating is achieved!

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The gang reviews Killer Klowns from Outer Space *spoilers*. Rob provides nightmare fuel with his vision of the perfect Klown. Greg is aghast at female Klowns with big balloon boobs. NO ONE is sucking on these cotton candy sticks!!!

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The gang reviews Crawl *spoilers*. Rob Harvey presents ‘Frightly Feud’. Another host continues her/his supremacy. Laura joins Graves Diggins on a lesson about gators and testicles. Sorry Michael Phelps—not even you can outswim an alligator!

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During their longest yet most fulfilling episode to date; Rob, Laura, Greg & Tony the Cricket review The Shining *spoilers*. Laura compares herself to an awkward giraffe. Graves presents us with “Bro Science 101”. Rob reveals his Furry butt flap.

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The gang reviews The Lost Boys *spoilers*. During a Corey vs. Corey Face-Off, Laura’s continued dominance is erased by Greg’s last second desperation play. Rob wants to slay the Sax and thrust his pelvis. Despite complaints, one analysis surprises. Could this be a perfect horror movie? 

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