The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

The gang reviews Sinister (2012) *spoilers*. Rob crawls out of cardboard boxes doing the "backseat boogie", while Greg would rather hunker down for the purge. Laura is petrified of Baguul in the pool. Under no circumstances should anyone EVER enter their attic without sage in every orifice.

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The gang reviews The Exorcist (1973) *spoilers*. Possessed Rob slams pea soup much to Laura’s horror. Merlin assists Father Greg with his split lips. Did this movie pass Rob’s SYS (Sh*t Yourself Shuffle)?

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The gang reviews the sci-fi “horror-ish” War of the Worlds (2005) *spoilers*. Laura sucks down peach schnapps while Greg marvels at his Garage Sale samurai sword. Rob declares an official name change. Who is cuter—Dakota Fanning, or these cuddle-fish aliens?

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On the last episode of Conjecturween "The Musical", the gang reviews Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) *spoilers*. Laura attempts to prevail over Greg during Rob’s game of “Like Mike” with an Aladdin Cheat Code. Graves makes a shocking Halloween appearance. Rob’s fan theory completely derails the conversation… is this even real life!?!

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Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween (2018) *spoilers*. Rob and Greg ride a tandem bicycle without wheels as they attempt to compete in Laura’s “Would You Rather” challenge. Michael Myers loves samurai swords, but not as much as D.G.G. loves “fizzy” Easter Eggs.

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Continuing with Conjecturween, the gang reviews Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007) *spoilers*. Rob builds a frightening slasher on squeaky wheels. Greg uncovers a hidden fetish… for hands. Laura is anything but a “New Loomis” fan. The question must be asked: is Michael actually a *hero*?”

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Continuing their Conjecturween, the gang reviews Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) *spoilers*. Greg casually sips his Michael's Mule whilst wearing no pants. Laura is appalled at No-Neck Mikey's roided physique. Rob is so horrified by this ending that he pretends to pick up Dr. Loomis but instead drives off into the night.

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In their first episode of "Conjecturween", the gang reviews Halloween (1978) *spoilers*. Laura aggressively takes the wheel and rips it straight off. Greg quits soda and becomes Michael Myers, standing around aimlessly. Rob can't decide who's more inefficient at their job - Michael or the Sheriff?

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The gang reviews Event Horizon (1997) *spoilers*. Laura boards the mothership to “bowl” with The Rock. Greg's not eating this space cheese and demands a rewrite. Rob declares his fondness for orgies.

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The gang reviews Return to Oz (1985) *spoilers*. In another of Rob's random movie picks, Greg remembers a previous life and is traumatized. Everyone agrees Dorothy doesn't see sh*t. Lobotomies, wheelers and heads - OH MY!

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