The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

The gang reviews Train to Busan (2016) *spoilers*. Rob tests Laura & Greg on their "Train Track" familiarity, but one of them drops some Jupiter. While Laura is heartbroken and Greg stifles tears, Rob exhibits a heartless demeanor. Everyone concedes that zombies are benign compared to the nefarious nature of humans. 

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The gang reviews You're Next (2011) *spoilers*. Greg demands lessons in proper blood penmanship. Not on his life would Rob ever look under the bed. Laura declares her woman boner for Erin. Everyone constructs their Mount Rushmore of bad @$$ b*tches.

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The gang reviews Host (2020) *spoilers*. During a game of "Never Have I Ever", Laura pounds Astral Shots and Greg casually admits to dabbling in arson. Rob develops a theory and shakes up the plot like a Polaroid Picture. Watch out for those pots and pans!

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The gang reviews Tremors (1990) *spoilers*. Greg sinks into grounded memories of overcoming his fear of Land Sharks. Laura calls upon Beetlejuice to make this movie watchable. Rob stays firm with an impressive 90 inches, er, minutes of phallic jokes.

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In their most terrifying episode to date, the gang reviews The Conjuring (2013) *spoilers*. Greg examines the antagonist, AKA "BathSalts". Rob proclaims one character should stick to his TPS reports. Laura summons an actual spirit. All three renounce clapping for the foreseeable future. 

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The gang reviews John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) *spoilers*. Rob devises on-the-fly narratives to explain every mystery. Laura is irked by the surplus of testosterone. Adding to an already riotous conclusion, Greg's final rating is truly perplexing.

R.I.P Wilford Brimley.

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The gang reviews The Happening (2008) *spoilers*. In a competitive game of 'M. Night or Marky Mark', someone's infinite knowledge of the Funky Bunch bandleader is too robust to be beat. Laura calls B.S. on M. Night, Greg 'Grinds his Gears' and Rob's final rating shocks. Lets say it again louder for the people in the back, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!". 

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The gang reviews SCREAM (1996) *spoilers*, and gush over the perfection that is the 90's. Laura gives a plethora of trivia. Rob incites an anatomy lesson. Kevin Williamson and Wes Craven are the ultimate dream team.

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The gang reviews Paranormal Activity (2007) *spoilers*. Rob has a beef with Casper. Laura's one-leg-out snuggle struggle is real. Grave Robbins reveals someone has been imprinted on by a spirit. Greg's throwing a rager, BYOD! (Bring Your Own Demon!)

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The gang reviews the British-Australian film Triangle (2009) *spoilers*. Greg & Laura go neck and neck during Rob's brilliant "Name That Hemsworth", but only one triumphs. The trio attempt to properly analyze the acute and non-obtuse nature of this story. Graves the Mythologist discusses Greek gods and internet memes. The next movie reveal is a steal!

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