In their most terrifying episode to date, the gang reviews The Conjuring (2013) *spoilers*. Greg examines the antagonist, AKA "BathSalts". Rob proclaims one character should stick to his TPS reports. Laura summons an actual spirit. All three renounce clapping for the foreseeable future. 

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The gang reviews John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) *spoilers*. Rob devises on-the-fly narratives to explain every mystery. Laura is irked by the surplus of testosterone. Adding to an already riotous conclusion, Greg's final rating is truly perplexing.

R.I.P Wilford Brimley.

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The gang reviews The Happening (2008) *spoilers*. In a competitive game of 'M. Night or Marky Mark', someone's infinite knowledge of the Funky Bunch bandleader is too robust to be beat. Laura calls B.S. on M. Night, Greg 'Grinds his Gears' and Rob's final rating shocks. Lets say it again louder for the people in the back, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!". 

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The gang reviews SCREAM (1996) *spoilers*, and gush over the perfection that is the 90's. Laura gives a plethora of trivia. Rob incites an anatomy lesson. Kevin Williamson and Wes Craven are the ultimate dream team.

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The gang reviews Paranormal Activity (2007) *spoilers*. Rob has a beef with Casper. Laura's one-leg-out snuggle struggle is real. Grave Robbins reveals someone has been imprinted on by a spirit. Greg's throwing a rager, BYOD! (Bring Your Own Demon!)

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The gang reviews the British-Australian film Triangle (2009) *spoilers*. Greg & Laura go neck and neck during Rob's brilliant "Name That Hemsworth", but only one triumphs. The trio attempt to properly analyze the acute and non-obtuse nature of this story. Graves the Mythologist discusses Greek gods and internet memes. The next movie reveal is a steal!

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The gang reviews Fire in the Sky *spoilers*. Rob survives, despite past alien abductions. Laura's gears grind excessively as she is consumed with desire for Mike. Greg steps aside for our first ever 'Grave Rob-bins'. We are all BELIEVERS!

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The gang reviews Midsommar *spoilers*. In a heroic attempt to recover from this movie’s bad trip; Laura, Rob & Greg jump feet first into Viagra mist, unprovoked wieners, and Rob’s plausible desire to be naked. Do audiences love this movie, hate it, or simply love themselves for wanting to burn it to the ground?

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The gang reviews Stephen King's O.G. Pet Sematary *spoilers*, from the director who brought you 'Killer Shark vs. Octopussy'. Rob looks to bury Laura & Greg in a game of 'Howl-ing High Can You Go', while we all shout 'for the love of baby pimps, sell your kite and buy a fence!' 

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The gang reviews The Invitation *spoilers*. Spouses accept an invitation to compete in Rob’s not-so-newlywed game, “Are you Happier than a Torrance?” Drug use and sex unanimously contribute to your horror movie demise. But guys...where the f*** is Choi?!