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The gang reviews The Lost Boys *spoilers*. During a Corey vs. Corey Face-Off, Laura’s continued dominance is erased by Greg’s last second desperation play. Rob wants to slay the Sax and thrust his pelvis. Despite complaints, one analysis surprises. Could this be a perfect horror movie?
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The gang reviews The Faculty *spoilers*. Greg brews “Scat Cat”, a questionable new drink. Laura dominates the Scare Aptitude Test (SATs). Rob’s contempt for this movie is rivaled only by a universal contempt over Josh Hartnett's hair.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
Rob, Laura & Graves (NOT Greg) review Let The Right One In *spoilers*. The gang dives deep and talks child bullying. Greg enjoys atrocious CGI, much to Rob & Laura’s dismay. Everyone enjoys a sexy vampire. Except cats. Cats hate vampires.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews A Nightmare on Elm Street *spoilers*. In a game of “Screw, Stay, or Slay”, Laura & Greg slay Freddy while Rob chooses screw. Wes Craven loves booby traps. Rob is unimpressed.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews The Mothman Prophecies *spoilers*. Laura admits to Greg she made a ‘mothstake’. Rob receives a mysterious phone call. Everyone has heightened anxiety.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews Don’t Breathe *spoilers*. Rob is disgusted at Greg’s drink choice. Laura and Greg go head to head in a Home Invasion Trivia Game. Laura throws shit. Rob can’t get over THAT scene.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews The People Under the Stairs *spoilers*. Laura & Greg fail miserably during a Choose Your Own Horr-venture. Rob is disturbed by Dominatrix Daddy. The gang comes up with a new cast for the remake.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews Jeepers Creepers *spoilers*. Rob crushes on Justin Long while Laura is outraged and Greg feels betrayed. Doc Brown hangs off of an exo-suit.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews Funny Games *spoilers*. Greg hates Monopoly. Rob feels trolled. Everyone says “F*ck” A LOT. No one is happy.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
The gang reviews The Visit *spoilers*. Laura crushes Greg in an M.Night trivia game. Rob talks dirty diapers. Greg raps better than that one kid.
Theme Music: Ocean Palace (Wave Breaker) - CoTMM-68030
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