The Cooked Crab

Welcome back to The Cooked Crab with Sammy (aka Claudette) and Megan 🦀

This episode is stacked with absolute chaos as we dive headfirst into another round of Cooked Comments… and trust us, they did not hold back. Off the back of our latest reel blowing up with 1.6 million views, we’re unpacking the wild, weird, and straight-up unhinged takes flooding the comments section.

Plus, we break down the moment everyone’s talking about… Claudette dropping the nipper 🎣💀 — how it happened, why it happened, and why the internet can’t stop replaying it.

If you love a bit of banter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of crabby chaos, this one’s for you.

Today we’re diving straight into the deep end — from the wild world of excessive hate comments, to the seriously strict rules around commercial fishing in Australia. We stir the pot with “On the Boil,” debating whether fancy gear gives people an unfair edge, and wrap it up with a look at the reels we’ve been cooking up lately. It’s a mix of salty opinions, real talk, and a few laughs along the way.

In this episode of The Cooked Crab, things get weird, wild, and properly cooked. We dive into the ongoing question everyone seems to be asking—does the crab identify as a female crab? The debate continues…

We also celebrate the four lucky kids who scored themselves brand-new crab pots (future crustacean legends in the making), and share the story of an unforgettable wakeboarding session for a 60th birthday—where, of course, someone had the guts to challenge the crab.

To top it all off, we unwrap a brand-new mystery gift that’s got us equal parts confused and excited.

It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from The Cooked Crab. Tune in and get cooked with us. 🦀🔥

🦀 THE COOKED CRAB – Episode 4 "Sharks, Fire & Free Crabs"

This week we're getting into it — sharks. Controversial, messy, and we have opinions. 🦈

Megan's back in the hot seat for a round of Crab Trivia, we've got a Crab Pot Giveaway happening, and Sammy has been out trying to make fire — the reel is coming and it went exactly how you'd expect. 🔥 it failed.

This week we break down the reel before it even exists… and then unpack how it actually turned out. From chaotic brainstorming to the final edit, we’re giving you the full behind-the-scenes debrief.

Megan reveals how much someone paid at a fundraiser for a crab measurer (yes, a crab measurer… and yes, the price shocked us), and we attempt to recreate the Winter Olympics in the most questionable way possible.

Plus, we introduce a brand new segment called On the Boil, where we dive into hot topics, crab controversies, and things that have us slightly steamed.

This week on The Cooked Crab, we dive into our Comment of the Week, reveal the chaotic origin story behind the name The Cooked Crab, and unpack our latest reel featuring Lexi the Lobster. We also break down the role swap that had Megan and Sammy switching characters in our newest reel and let you decide who truly nailed it. Plus, we announce the first giveaway winner from our legends at Ultimate Pro Crab Pots. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s very crabby. 🦀🎙️

Join Megan and Sammy as we yarn about the adventures of Claudette the crab, behind the scenes of creating this podcast and what we plan to get up to next - 20 minutes of pure shit talk. Not designed to inspire

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