Segment I: Cristiano Ronaldo cannot keep his clothes on when cameras are around. Segment II: Abby Wambach is the new Scarface, MLS sale on red cards! Segment III: Kirby's Corner: Soccer April Fools Jokes, Panama Papers. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com

037 - Klinsmann Pout Segment I: Jurgen is using the Guatemala payoff money to buy a new house Break 1: On The Volley Apparel live read Segment II: NYCFC didn't look better than USMNT Break II: On The Volley Apparel 20% off promocode TheCooligans commercial Segment III: Kirby's Corner (also live on periscope every Tuesday) Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com

Only one Cooligan on today's show. Alexis is on vacation in San Francisco, so Christian does this show solo, but he'll be talking comedian and ESPN commentator, Reese Waters. Reese just came back from Leicester City where he was filming a segment for ESPN. Hear us talk about it! Follow Reese on Twitter and Instagram @Reesewaters Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com

Segment I: Arsenal are done, until they buy Lukaku Segment II: Jamiroqai scores a worldie Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com

Segment I: MLS is flying high in it's first week! Segment II: Our EPL teams bottling left and right. Should Wenger and Martinez be sacked? Break II: @VAfootballClub gear! Get it! Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com

Segment I: MLS Ready For CCL? Break I: @vocalminorityCA podcast with TFC review Segment II: Arsenal Bottled It Break II: Sick Kirby Intro Segment III: Kirby's Corner Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

I: We discuss the ethics of purchasing a full soccer kit. II: FA Cup & Champions League drama. II: Fifa is about to elect a new dictator. Special thanks to Jamel Johnson @nonprofitcomic / @soccerniggas for providing our breaks today. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

Title: Chinese Super Cooligans League 1: Arsenal's Cinderella season moves forward because of Welbeck's massive forehead. Break 1: Christian Polanco tries to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans II: Chinese Super League is buying everyone BREAK 2: Alexis Guerreros trys to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans III: Kirby's corner' Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco

I: Wearing a soccer jersey to a Super Bowl party Break I: We get a Premier League update from @SoccerNiggas II: Liverpool fan protest and How happy is Matt Miazga about Kurt Zouma's injury? Break II: Another soccer update from @SoccerNiggas III: Kirby's Corner! (News Flash Segment)

Pep City! It's official! Manchester City has confirmed that in 2016 they will have a new manager and that will be Pep Guardiola! It is a bit strange since they still have a manager who is literally in the middle of a battle for the top of the Premier League. It is quite plausible that current manager Manuel Pellegrini could win the title and then be fired immediately. "Thank you for bringing our squad the highest accolade in our league, now get the F out!" I: Now Yous Can't Leave Break I: VWFC Review with @SoccerTalkVan II: NYCFC Beat The Soccer Powerhouse of FGCU Break II: FC Dallas Review with @3rdDegreeNet III: Kirby's Corner!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans