The Cooligans discuss the attacks in Paris and the attempts to terrorize the world and the beautiful game. I: Paris Attacks on The Beautiful Game II: Pirlo Is Staying, Right? RIGHT?! III: MLS DP SNAFU

Segment I: Can Vieira Captain NYCFC To Invincibility? Segment II: EPL Update'

Big news in MLS. Head coach of NYCFC has been fired. What will happen next for the star-studded and underachieving squad? Alexis & Christian talk about it! Segment I: Alexis' Tweet Got Kreis Fired Segment II: EPL Update'

I. What If MLS Playoffs Weren't So Exciting? II. Capital One Cup Sucks & So Does Mourinho III. Footy Themed Halloween Costumes What would be your soccer themed Halloween costumes? Send us a message or tweet at us. 646-598-8721 @SoccerCooligans'

Polanco has a new nemesis in Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show. I. Wyatt Cenac Ruins Everything II. We Discuss NYCFC and EPL III. Cooligans Hotline Bling'

NYCFC has been eliminated from the playoffs but Alexis and Christian are reflecting on the season's ups and downs. Segment I: Mexico beat USMNT by cheating, right? RIGHT? Segment II: NYCFC out of the playoffs and Will is crying about it. Segment III: MLS Cup predictions'

Segment I: NYCFC FIFA 16 event where Polanco became best friends with half of the NYCFC players. Segment II: EPL review. Who is a bigger dickhead, Mourinho or Mourinho? Segment III: FIFA bannings. Polanco defends Sepp Blatter while Alexis says he feels bad for him, because they're both idiots.'

Alexis and Christian talk about: I: the big NYCFC win against San Jose II: Premier League update and Christian finally decides his Premier League club. Will it be Arsenal and make Alexis happy, or will be pick one of the other clubs and ruin The Cooligans? III: NASL suing USSF because of their changes to D1 and how it'll effect MLS and Y U should GAF'

The Cooligans are stuffed after having the Pirlo sandwich but have woken up from their naps to record a new podcast. Segment 1: Humiliating defeat for NYCFC against the LA Galaxy. Segment 2: Premier League transfer gossip Segment 3: Polite hooligans

The Cooligans are busy enjoying their week after a great win for NYCFC. Maybe our moods shouldn't be dependent on whether our football club wins or loses, but if we wanted to be reasonable people, we wouldn't love football. Segment 1: What EPL team will Christian support? Segment 2: Burritopocalypse Segment 3: We look at NYCFC playoff chances.