Segment 1: The Premiere League is here and Arsenal will promise to disappoint Alexis (Guerreros). Segment 2: Let The Cooligans plan your funeral. Segment 3: MLS Playoff predictions. @SoccerCooligans

Segment 1: The NYC comedy scene is supporting NYCFC. Segment 2: How can we fix the MLS All-Star Game? Segment 3: The MLS is peaking the interest of many European stars.

The Cooligans are on the road and record the podcast at an NYCFC practice in Purchase, NY. Segment 1: Driving to Practice Segment 2: NYCFC practice Segment 3: Post-practice drive.

Segment 1: Insane response on our first CooligansTV video Segment 2: Doug Esser is un-American and 10 ways to fix him Segment 3: Can we make racism funny or are we just Frimponning it up?

Segment 1: TFC-NYCFC Recap and Colombia's goal call music Segment 2: Broad point about the Canyon of Heroines Segment 3: We fix Orlando, FL by covering it with raspberry vinaigrette

Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco (@SoccerCooligans) comedians, NYers, and soccer-aholics talk footy. Segment 1: Who are Alexis & Christian and how'd they get into soccer? Segment 2: Maybe the USWNT should wear hot shorts. Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo should too! Segment 3: The future of soccer is looking so bright, we have to put on shades over the shades we're already wearing. @SoccerCooligans