The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

Step into the sacred sass zone where we break down what you think you know about witchy basics — and what actually matters when it comes to spiritual protection and practice. From energetic shields and veil-thinning to the non-negotiables of doing your own damn research, we’re pulling back the curtain (and maybe burning a little incense while we do). Whether you’re new to this or just need a cosmic recalibration, Moon and Mystic are here to lovingly roast the TikTok trends and remind you: intuition is powerful, but knowledge is protection.

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In this cosmic vent session, we’re letting it all out — the chaos, the complexities, and the unexpected heartaches of parenting. From navigating the unspoken rules of step-parenting to the everyday overwhelm of raising small humans (or big ones), we're peeling back the curtain on the moments that make you question your sanity and your strength. This one’s for every parent, bonus parent, caregiver, and soul who's ever felt like they're flying blind through a storm of expectations. It's raw, it's real, and it's served with a cosmic eye roll and a little love from the void.

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In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through the spectrum of neurodivergence.

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In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the complex world of family — the ones we’re born into and the ones we choose. Join us as we explore the beauty, chaos, and healing found in chosen families, while also unpacking the weight and expectations that often come with blood relatives. Whether you’re navigating boundaries, celebrating soul connections, or questioning loyalty, this episode has something for you.

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You thought we were done? Not even close. Part 2 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session is here — and we’re going even deeper. More rants, more raw honesty, and maybe even a touch of healing through laughter. Life’s absurd, and we’re leaning all the way in. Join us for another round of cosmic catharsis.

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In this episode, Moon covers her own medical trauma. This episode has TRIGGER WARNINGS for those sensitive to medical trauma nature. She discusses the medical trauma she's suffered with throughout the course of her life. 

When listening: Please be cautious and be kind to yourself. If you can't listen to this, it's okay. If you do listen, heed the trigger warnings. Take care of yourself. We are doing this to let you know we see you, we hear you, and you are validated. Stay safe and kind to yourself.

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Sometimes you just need to let it all out — the frustrations, the rants, the cosmic chaos that life throws your way. Welcome to Part 1 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session, where we’re not here to sugarcoat a thing. We’re rolling our eyes, spilling the tea, and saying what most people are too polite to admit. Got stress? Same. Let’s talk about it.

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Parenting is chaos, clarity, and caffeine all wrapped in a never-ending to-do list. In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the wild world of parenting — the real, the raw, and the ridiculous. From tantrums to triumphs and everything in between, we’re here to validate your struggles and share our own. Whether you’re crushing it or just trying to survive, this one’s for you.

We cracked open our spiritual closets and found sage, salt, and a few skeletons. From Witchy 101 to “Wait, was that a sign?”, we talk about our spiritual upbringings, how we unlearned the cringe, and what cosmic chaos looks like now.

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Mental Health is not a joke that people take lightly. Here at the Cosmic Eye Roll, we touch certain topics before deep diving into a whole series surrounding it.

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