On this week’s Crazy Sheet – Week 13 episode, we’re stuffing the playoff chaos into one last regular-season weekend before the turducken coma kicks in.

We’ve got Tennessee rolling into The Swamp to visit Florida in a night game that feels like equal parts rivalry and therapy session.  Missouri heads to Oklahoma trying to convince the committee they’re more than just “that team that ruined your parlay,” while USC @ Oregon looks like a track meet disguised as a football game.

We’ll talk through Rutgers being a 4-touchdown+ chew toy for Ohio State, Samford picking up a check in College Station, and whether Arkansas @ Texas is a football game or just a three-hour message board argument with pads on. Then it’s BYU @ Cincinnati, Tennessee @ Florida, and a little late-night Washington @ UCLA for those of you who hate your sleep schedule.

We’ll break down the new CFP Top 5, who’s truly alive, who’s CFP-bubble toast, and which coaches are about to have some very awkward December meetings. Plus: best bets, live-dog hunting, and our weekly segment, “This Line Can’t Be Right… Right?”

Hit play, grab a drink, and let week 13 wash over you.

Hawaii Over 64.5
Hawaii +3
Rutgers +31.5
Temple +8.5
BYU -2.5
Florida + 4
JMU -13.5
Maryland +14
UNC +7
Coastal +24.5
Oklahoma -7.5
Utah -17.5
Arizona -7
North Texas -17.5
Iowa -16.5
Utah State +3

The board is loaded and the playoff picture is wobbling like a drunk field-goal kicker: we’re breaking down Texas marching into Athens to face Georgia, Oklahoma heading to Tuscaloosa to poke the Alabama bear, Notre Dame–Pitt in a sneaky elimination game, plus Ohio State–UCLA under the lights, Iowa at USC in the Coliseum, Texas Tech trying not to trip over UCF in Lubbock, and America’s new chaos agent South Florida rolling into Navy with CFP dreams.

We’ll talk lines, live-dog alerts, and which top-10 team is about to get its playoff hopes folded like a cheap lawn chair. Expect bad beats therapy, SP+ and gut-feel fights, and a full autopsy on the latest CFP rankings shake-up—including how in the world South Florida crashed the party and why the committee keeps trolling fanbases weekly.

Grab your card, your Tums, and your favorite underdog.

It’s Week 12. Chaos is undefeated.

Week 11 is here, and The Crazy Sheet is fully leaning into the chaos. This week’s episode breaks down the biggest spots on the board: statement games with playoff and conference implications, tricky road favorites, live dog alerts, and totals that smell funny in all the right ways. We’ll hit the marquee matchups, the “please don’t ruin my Saturday” landmines, and a couple of disgusting Sicko specials you’ll hate yourself for liking. Plus, we’ll close with our favorite sides, totals, and derivative plays to build your Week 11 card. If you’re betting this weekend, don’t press submit until you’ve listened.

If you looked at Week 10 in August, you were thinking "Damn! This is going to be an awesome Saturday."  Well, it doesn't always work out that way.   But we don't care—we are going to squeeze a little more Juice out of October before we turn the page to November.

Vols -3
Wazou -3.5
UNLV/NM Over 61.5
K State +7.5
Ohio State -20.5
Navy +6.5
Houston -13.5
Indiana -21 - Buy the Hook
UTsa + 5.5

Marc has to pull solo duty on this week's pod, with Scotty having to attend to his day job.  LFG!!!

UNT - 25.5
Boise -21
Uconn -10
Baylor +3.5
Indiana -25.5
Sparty +14.7
Ohio -11.5
Arky -2.5
Missy State +7
LSU +3
Mizzou +2.5 ML
South Carolina +11.5

The Boys managed another winning Weekend, going 6-3.  Let's see if we can keep this rolling along.

Indy -27.5
Uconn +1.5
Washington +6.5
Arky +7.5
Ipwa -3
Baylor /TCU Over 65
UNLV +12.5
Ohio State -25.5
SMU +7.5

The boys did alright last week, but need to improve. 

Texas Tech -14
Clemson -14
Usc -2.5
Auburn +3.5
Mizzou +3.5
Oregon
Texas /Oklahoma under 43.5
Oshio Stte -14.5 - Buy the hook to 14
Tennessee/Oregon over 68
Washington -10.5

The boys wrapped up last week 4-4 to stay on the positive side of the ledger for the season.  Let's see if they can keep this rolling.  Here we go:

BYU-19.5
CMU-8.5
Florida +7
Cincy -1.5
Kansas State +6.5
Old Dominion -19.5
Cal + 3
Texas Tech -10.5

Scott's Four Team Parlay - Purdue, Florida, Maryland, Cal to pay 10-1
Marc's Underdog ML Parlay - UAB & Wyoming

The boys went 6-4 last week and took a few bad beats.  Let's see if they can keep this train on the Winning Track!

Washington +8.5
Oregon +3.5
Kentuck +6.5
Florida State -6.5
Iowa State -6.5
LSU +1.5
Boise State -16.5
Ohio -9.5

Money Line Parlay - Cincy & Kentucky

Week 3 turned out to be a winner, with the boys going 5-2 in the Westgate College Super Contest. We also hit both of our parlays, including the ML underdog parlay, for a nice payout.  Let's see if we can keep this rolling!

Supercontest Plays
Mississippi State -21
Mizzou -10
Tulane +12.5
Miami -7.5
Texas Tech +3
Illinois +6
Nebraska +2.5

Other Plays
USC -17
Memphis +7.5
ECU+6.5
UVA -15.5
Cuse+17.5
TCU\SMU Over 64.5

Money Line Parlays
IMizzou, UVA, Nebraska, Miami, USC - 1 Unit Plas

.25 - .5 Unit Plays Round Robin
Illinois/Nebraska/Memphis/ECU/Tulane