The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour

The Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour episodes:

• 02.28.2018

  CCRH: See Matt Schott at the PIT Loft!

  Matthew Schott, the man behind CCRH and the voice of Pastor Clearwater, has a BRAND NEW one-man improv performance, THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM, that will have its world premiere Friday March 2nd, 2018 at 10:30pm at The PIT...

  
• 09.25.2017

  CCRH #17: Lawyer

  Pastor Clearwater, It has come to my attention that your time at the Beavertail Historical Society has come to a firey end. It would appear we need to, once again, find a new placement for you. This time, I have...

  
• 06.26.2017

  CCRH Mini: Choose Your Own Adventure Audiobook

  While the Pastor prepares for another new job as part of his community service, he tries to knock out a few more hours by testing his skills as an audiobook narrator. Listen as the Pastor guides you through a spooky...

  
• 04.10.2017

  CCRH #16: Museum Tour Guide

  Pastor Clearwater, It has come to my attention that your time in the employment of the local bowling alley has come to an end. I thought that you could keep yourself out of trouble at such a simple job but it...

  
• 04.03.2017

  CCRH #15: Bowling Commentator

  Pastor Clearwater, It has come to my attention that there was yet another tragedy in the halls of John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Unfortunately it would seem your former superior and Lunch Czar was actually notorious Russian...

  
• 03.20.2017

  CCRH: In Memoriam

  In light of the recent woes at the newspaper, the Pastor takes on the responsibility of reading a backlog of missed obituaries from Beavertail. Listen as the Pastor pays tribute to a number of fallen townspeople (incidentally, many of whom...

  
• 03.06.2017

  CCRH #14: Lunch Man

  Pastor Clearwater, My name is Ethel Laharl, I’m the social worker assigned to your case. As you know, your official sentence was 13 weeks community service for the crimes of “Name Lying” and “Baring False Witness Upon name of the...

  
• 03.05.2017

  Silver Streak: Chapter 4, “Forget It Jim…”

  Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers. Silver Streak: Chapter 4, Forget It Jim… Jim Silvers goes into the sewers for the thrilling conclusion...

  
• 03.04.2017

  Silver Streak: Chapter 3, “The Axe Man Cometh”

  Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers. Silver Streak: Chapter 3, The Axe Man Cometh Detective Jim Silvers takes up smoking, switches his...

  
• 03.03.2017

  Silver Streak: Chapter 2, “Lost In The Supermarket”

  Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers. Silver Streak: Chapter 2, Lost In The Supermarket Detective Jim Silvers continues his hunt for any...

  
• 03.02.2017

  Silver Streak: Chapter 1, “The Hunt Begins”

  Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers. Silver Streak: Chapter 1, The Hunt Begins Detective Jim Silvers takes over the reigns of the...

  
• 12.28.2016

  CCRH #13: Can We Talk?

  Hey Everyone, I realize I’ve neglected to actually tell you what’s going on in these episodes and accidentally been posting my emails instead. That ends now. In the Season Finale, The Pastor invites the rest of the religious figures from...

  
• 12.12.2016

  CCRH #12: NOT GUILTY!

  The trial of the century, The People vs. Donald Falcom, has come to a close. As per Beavertail tradition, the all-female jury returned from their delibirations at the Beavertail Holiday Inn’s special Jury Delibiration chamber and spa, to announce their...

  
• 11.02.2016

  CCRH #11: The Trial of the Century!

  The town of Beavertail has been rocked a PTA election that left 26 people dead, a snake infestation and an animal uprising but now its about about to face the biggest thing It’s seen all year: A trial. Donald Falcon,...

  
• 09.27.2016

  CCRH: Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-go #4- Education

  Strap-in, ladies and gentlemen. The recording you are about to hear is from an ACTUAL classroom. Beavertail Middle School has become the first of what is sure to be tens of hundreds of schools taking part in a brand new...

  
• 09.13.2016

  CCRH #10: URGENT ALERT

  ATTENTION BEAVERTAIL! This is an urgent news bulletin. The body of local resident and best selling author, Todd Sinnoh was discovered this morning in the Murasaki Woods two miles south of the Main Street Denny’s. The body was discovered last...

  
• 08.30.2016

  CCRH: Sermon-on-the-go, SPECIAL OFFER!!!

  THE PASTOR IS BACK THIS WEEK WITH A VERY SPECIAL OFFER!! THIS IS ONE EXCITING BARGAIN YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO PASS UP!! YOU AREN’T GOING TO FIND SAVINGS LIKE THIS ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN!!! THOSE IN NEED OF...

  
• 08.22.2016

  CCRH #9: OVERDUE NOTICE

  Mr. Donald Falcon, My name is Patty Audino. I am writing to you on behalf of the Beavertail Public Library to ask you to please return the following books:  Investing in Incesting: The Do’s and Don’ts of Sibling Seduction –...

  
• 08.09.2016

  CCRH: Live from the Beavertail Animal Shelter!

  Description: Exciting News everybody! We have a special treat for you this week, a brand new mini-episode of the Creedence Clearwater Revival Hour, Live from the Beavertail Animal Shelter! This one is for all you animal lovers out there! On...

  
• 08.02.2016

  CCRH #8: MISSING PERSON

  Hello, This is an automated message being sent out to the entirety of Beavertail (Or at least the ones of ya’ll whose email addresses I was able to find which, to be honest, wasn’t many) regarding a new missing person...

  
• 07.18.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-go #3: Advice

  The Pastor is gearing up for big things at the church, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to put in one of his patent-pending go-bags! This week the Pastor really outdoes himself with some exciting news about the...

  
• 06.27.2016

  CCRH #7: LIVE EXTRAVAGANZA!

  This episode of CCRH was recorded live at Cornerstone Studios in New York City, on June 26th, 2016, as part of the Uptown Arts Stroll. The Pastor and I hit the road to do a special show in the Big Apple-like city of...

  
• 06.20.2016

  CCRH #6: What Is This Exactly?

  Pastor, My name is Marshall Eagleman, I work at Morris-Marker Book Publishers. Recently I received an unsolicited manuscript from an author using the nom de plume: “Don, the Man You should Marry” whom I believe to be an associate of yours,...

  
• 06.13.2016

  CCRH: Pastor Clearwater’s Yard Sale Bonanza!

  It’s that time of the year again!! The Revival Church is holding their annual Yard Sale to raise funds to buy the church a proper podium the pastor can stand behind. As we all know, this tradition started last year...

  
• 05.24.2016

  CCRH #5: Insist on Love, Chapter 5

  Pastor, Before you release the next episode of your podcast with those creepy conjoined twins I was hoping you could take a look at this passage from the novel I was working on. I think that once this is done...

  
• 05.16.2016

  CCRH: Bonus Interview With Snakes!

  After pulling MANY strings, Pastor Clearwater has landed a brand new guest for this EXCLUSIVE EXTRA LONG EPISODE!!   Pastor Clearwater has a treat in store for you all today! Reverend Bernard Kaber-Shaw has come all the way from Crumdun...

  
• 05.12.2016

  An Audio Look At Phreaking

  Critical Point is currently working on bringing our new show Phreaking to San Francisco! In this audio special, we will hear how the show has developed over the process. We will also sit down with Dylan James Amick, as he answers some...

  
• 05.02.2016

  CCRH #4: OH GOD WHAT DO I DO!?

  Pastor, I know that you need help with your podcast but frankly I don’t care. All you did this week was sit around and talk to some people from that old folks home on Birch Street anyway, no one is...

  
• 05.02.2016

  CCRH #4: OH GOD WHAT DO I DO!?

  Pastor, I know that you need help with your podcast but frankly I don’t care. All you did this week was sit around and talk to some people from that old folks home on Birch Street anyway, no one is...

  
• 04.25.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-Go #2: MATRIMONY

  Dum Dum Dum Dum! Dum Dum Dum Dum! You know what that means (assuming you’ve read that in the correct rhythm) wedding season is JUST around the corner! NOTHING is more stressful than planning a wedding but never fear because...

  
• 04.04.2016

  CCRH #3: PLEASE READ!!!

  Pastor, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE!!! Now that thats out of the way, for your next episode’s description just write something about how you had on that crazy woman from the PTA and her idiot lawyer and...

  
• 04.04.2016

  CCRH #3: PLEASE READ!!!

  Pastor, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE!!! Now that thats out of the way, for your next episode’s description just write something about how you had on that crazy woman from the PTA and her idiot lawyer and...

  
• 03.21.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-Go: Integrity

  Pastor Clearwater is back with his award-winning* Sermon-on-the-go series! Join the Pastor as he discusses a subject near and dear to his heart: Integrity. Find out how faith and integrity go hand in hand** and how you can live your...

  
• 03.21.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-Go: Integrity

  Pastor Clearwater is back with his award-winning* Sermon-on-the-go series! Join the Pastor as he discusses a subject near and dear to his heart: Integrity. Find out how faith and integrity go hand in hand** and how you can live your...

  
• 03.07.2016

  CCRH #2: RE: A Misunderstanding

  Pastor, I think there was a bit of a mix-up with the last podcast you put out. I wasn’t saying that you should just copy and paste the e-mail I had sent you and use that for the episode description....

  
• 03.07.2016

  CCRH #2: RE: A Misunderstanding

  Pastor, I think there was a bit of a mix-up with the last podcast you put out. I wasn’t saying that you should just copy and paste the e-mail I had sent you and use that for the episode description....

  
• 02.23.2016

  Create-A-Podcast Starter Kit- CPT Broadcasting Team, Tuesday Thoughts

  So You Want To Start A Podcast? What’s wrong with you? Why would you want to do that? Are none of the four original and frequently updated CPT podcasts enough for you? Okay, whatever. So you’re gonna start your own...

  
• 02.22.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Mailbag #1

  Too busy to stop in to church every Sunday? Pastor Clearwater has got you covered with the first in his brand new “Sermon-on-the-go” series. In the first of these shorts, Pastor Clearwater answers a touching letter from a young boy...

  
• 02.22.2016

  Pastor Clearwater’s Mailbag #1

  Too busy to stop in to church every Sunday? Pastor Clearwater has got you covered with the first in his brand new “Sermon-on-the-go” series. In the first of these shorts, Pastor Clearwater answers a touching letter from a young boy...

  
• 02.14.2016

  CCRH #1: RE: What to name my first Podcast

  Pastor, I got your email about your podcast. I think thats great that you want to do one! I’d be more than happy to help you come up with a name for your first episode. Why not, “Meet Pastor Clearwater!”...

  
• 02.14.2016

  CCRH #1: RE: What to name my first Podcast

  Pastor, I got your email about your podcast. I think thats great that you want to do one! I’d be more than happy to help you come up with a name for your first episode. Why not, “Meet Pastor Clearwater!”...

  
• 02.11.2016

  An Introduction to Pastor Creedence Clearwater of the Revival Church

  In anticipation of his podcast debut on Sunday, here’s a message from Pastor Creedence Clearwater himself, and a few words from his sound engineer, Don. Hello people of Beavertail, Pastor Creedence Clearwater, from the Revival Church is launching a brand...

  
• 02.09.2016

  State Of The Podcasts Address- Tuesday Thoughts

  Podcast Head Honcho, Andrew Terrance Kaberline addresses the listeners about the changes in the podcasts, and the launch of new episodes on February 14th. You can listen to the audio version of the address, or you can read it in...

  
• 02.09.2016

  State Of The Podcasts Address- Tuesday Thoughts

  Podcast Head Honcho, Andrew Terrance Kaberline addresses the listeners about the changes in the podcasts, and the launch of new episodes on February 14th. You can listen to the audio version of the address, or you can read it in...