Matthew Schott, the man behind CCRH and the voice of Pastor Clearwater, has a BRAND NEW one-man improv performance, THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM, that will have its world premiere Friday March 2nd, 2018 at 10:30pm at The PIT Loft! Matt recently appeared on the Pro Wrestling Podcast Much Ado About Wrestling, to talk about his new show, and give an audio run through of it.

Tickets are $8, and you can purchase them by clicking on the above image!

THE SAGA OF THE SHINING EMBLEM – Chapter VII: The Legend of Destiny:

You are no longer in the world you know. You have stepped into the Hall of Heroes, a place where all the greatest tales of adventure throughout all space and time are kept! Guided by the enigmatic and charismatic Archivist, one lucky audience member will have the chance to take part in the greatest story ever told “The Saga of the Shining Emblem: Chapter VII: The Legend of the Destiny”. Its a choose-your-own-adventure where anything and everything can happen based on the whims and choices of the audience/hero of the evening! One actor, One audience member, endless adventure! All accompanied by a live score!

Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time at the Beavertail Historical Society has come to a firey end. It would appear we need to, once again, find a new placement for you. This time, I have an idea that I believe should suit your particular skill set.

Its well known that you famously defended yourself in your trial, successfully even. Therefore we would like you to act as a public defender for the city of Beavertail as the city currently has 0 lawyers and many, many outstanding trials.

We will start you out with an easy one, a simple B & E revolving around a stolen trading card. Wayne Lisby from Crumdon will be once again coming into town to serve as prosecutor and you will be arguing before the honorable Wayne Cartwright.

I would very much like to come into work without hearing you have somehow lead to another location burning down.

Featuring

Created by Matthew Schott

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

While the Pastor prepares for another new job as part of his community service, he tries to knock out a few more hours by testing his skills as an audiobook narrator.

Listen as the Pastor guides you through a spooky new interactive audiobook from the good people at Industrial Illusions. Listen at your own risk!*

*Note: This is not a cute way to hype the product. There are in fact real and serious legal consequences to each and every person who uses their free will to decide to listen and partake in this audiobook

Pastor Clearwater,

It has come to my attention that your time in the employment of the local bowling alley has come to an end. I thought that you could keep yourself out of trouble at such a simple job but it appears I gave you too much credit. I spoke with the alley and apparently you impeached the religious freedoms of the patrons? A bad crime for a pastor’s rap-sheet.

Nevertheless I have found work that I believe will better suit your particular, presentational skill set. The Beavertail Historical Society is looking for a new tour-guide for their interactive tours through Beavertail history. I have secured this position for you to work off your remaining 11 weeks community service. Please, please try to stay out of trouble.

If it is difficult to reach me over the next week it is because I will be out of the office on very private business. Please do not inquire about this further, and please try to at least keep this job until I return.

Best Regards,

Featuring

Created by Matthew Schott

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

Best Regards,

Featuring

Created by Matthew Schott

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

In light of the recent woes at the newspaper, the Pastor takes on the responsibility of reading a backlog of missed obituaries from Beavertail.

Listen as the Pastor pays tribute to a number of fallen townspeople (incidentally, many of whom have appeared on this program).

The Pastor will be organizing a “catch-all vigil” for the deceased, to be held right outside of the previous church (Now Jay Carmichael-owned skate park). The vigil will include the traditional throwing of rocks at a building (the skate park) while traditionally chanting “Jay Sucks. Pastor Rules.” The date of this event will be determined soon.

Join us for these tasteful tributes… largely tasteful due to the passing ice cream truck during the recording.

Pastor Clearwater,

My name is Ethel Laharl, I’m the social worker assigned to your case. As you know, your official sentence was 13 weeks community service for the crimes of “Name Lying” and “Baring False Witness Upon name of the Church”. You are therefor going to be given a job here in town which you shall work at in order to pay your debt to the town of Beavertail.

Since you have experience working with people of all ages I have decided to assign you to the John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Due to recent tragic events, they have found themselves short one cafeteria worker. You shall be filling in for this position. Your official title will be that of Lunch Man.

You will be trained on the job by the current working Lunch Woman and are to do exactly what you are told. Its my understanding that you can be a bit of a trouble maker to I ask that you please just keep your head down, serve the lunch and make this next 15 weeks easy on us both, ok? Please contact me if you have any questions regarding your employment.

Yours,

Ethel Laharl

Beavertail Department of Social Services 

Featuring (Left to Right)

Created by Matthew Schott

Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline

Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

Silver Streak:

Jim Silvers goes into the sewers for the thrilling conclusion of Silver Streak. What will he find in the sewers? The Axe Man? The Pastor? Deborah Forrest? One thing is for sure, it will all end with an unoriginal and tired joke.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

Silver Streak:

Detective Jim Silvers takes up smoking, switches his focus to a different case, and obtains a tape from “The Axe Man.” There’s another PSA, too, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott

Pastor Clearwater returns on March 6th. In the meantime, get ready for the new season by diving into the world of Beavertail Detective, Jim Silvers.

Silver Streak:

Detective Jim Silvers continues his hunt for any information about the missing Pastor. He starts looking at a supermarket and teaches us at home how to interrogate. There’s also a PSA.

Created and Edited by Trevor Scott