The Creekend

Do you remember parties? We don't really, but apparently this episode is about one and all the things Adam hates like people being irresponsible around expensive technology, loudness, people saying "I don't want to date the idea of you" (yes Jen and CJ), childhood angst resurfacing as sexual frustration... Gus! Hate on 'em with us, VanDerFreaks!

Road trip!!! You're gonna hate everything about this road trip from BEANTOWN to rehab, just like Eddie, Audrey, Joey and Bob. This ep is actually pretty funny despite all the tangents. Please do reflect on your personal peak and pit of Ben Affleck.

Okay maybe Audrey's been having a rough time but she had an epiphany one morning on the beach in Malibu and now everything's fine. OKAY? Girl. That and other bull shit like Eddie telling Joey he loves her after she stalks his ass all the way to Worcester. This world is getting more fucked up and Dawson's not even in this ep... proceed with caution.

Disclaimer: We messed up our audio from the iconic S6E10 "Merry Mayhem" ep so we do a quick recap in this ep with some performances of Merry Mayhem's best monologues. Then we rush through the panicked fever dream that is S6E11 in which Joey gets ghosted so hard Eddie travels to another dimension. 

What can we say - this is not a very good episode. Probably because we have to deal with Pacey betting on Emma's hotness without her consent, and the Joey-Eddie-Hetson triangle that just will not end!! The real ones will stay for the at-length Chris Carrabba breakdown. 

THE ONE WITH THE NO DOUBT CONCERT. Rest assured, the extended live concert footage is the absolute best part of this episode. Sadly we are obligated to call Gwen out for her history of cultural appropriation. Sorry girl, but you did that! Also Dawson's Creek is discussed.6

Have you ever wanted the out of body experience of watching a hot bartender pour salt-rimmed, happy hour margs while telling you that if you're lucky he'll hate you one day? Ya that's what's up in this episode. Considered every single one of your triggers warned... it's Eddie season. 

Famous prankster Dawson Leery gets a taste of his own medicine when a swarm of disembodied titties haunts him throughout his own Halloween party. 

Guess what? This episode is mostly a rant about toxic masculinity. You like that? Welcome to the Creekend! Key moments include bra fittings, an extremely British pronunciation of "nipples" and that time Aliah tattooed the lyrics to "Toxicity" on Adam's back aka their meetcute... D:

The laws of the patriarchy dictate that when a hot bartender calls you basic for not being obsessed with Jack Kerouac, you must feel an overwhelming urge to fuck him, even after he rejects your kiss. Listen, we don't make these rules, we simply scream about them while testing our oreo limits. Does this sound like the podcast for you??