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pal·lor

ˈpalər/

noun

1. an unhealthy pale appearance.

   synonyms:paleness, pallidness, lack of color, wanness, ashen hue, pastiness,grayness, sickliness, sallowness

   "her dark hair accentuated her pallor"

Keep your ears off the boob tube it's time for the crypt cast. This week we talk the Harold Revera themed episode Television Terror. For your listening pleasure, because, people still listen to the radio right? Are we radio NO we are the crypt cast and I'm posting this drunk but no one must know. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's starting.

Well I didn't mispell anything in this weeks title but that's all one can really say about  "Mute Witness to a Murder" because it's about a mute woman get it.

Let's join hands and summon the spirits of the hosts call their names trice and pay 1.99 a minute for the first minute.

Here comes the story of Eddie Izzard comedian writer but MURDERER? Well find out as we phone-book his face for a "Confession" 

We didn't start the podcast, this thing has been burning since the worlds been turning. Now we bring you an episode that teachers all of us a truly harsh lesson you need to learn now before it's to late. "College is fucking expensive"

Here we have a tale where you can be the Judge and Jerry about a real bitch who has a thing for suing the ghouls that make up good decent society. See her get hers as we watch "Let the Punishment Fit the crime

A case of freaky friday and freaky happenings all the way from across the pond street we bring you a tale of mistaken identity and national mixups we will tell you to go to hell because we know the way as we watch JUDY YOUR NOT YOURSELF TODAY

Witness the shitty prequel of the crypt-keeper and like most prequels it will contain nothing but references to the past 48 episodes. So sit back relax and enjoy a little tale of a terror tyke who always prefers a LOWER BERTH

The only one that could ever teach me was the son of a creeper man and now we bring you a tale of infidelity straight from the rotten apple or whatever people call boston. I can't spell so fuck the title but hopefully we bring you as YE sow. or sew whatever cryptcast.