The Crypt Cast

Round and round and round we go where we stop OH BLOOD.  Terrible service lumpy beds and blood raining from every ceiling. But hey it's conveniently located next to the Beach of bones and lost souls.

Ill stop the world and melt with you. Youve seen the difrence and it's getting More freightning all the time. Theres plenty for you I will not do. Ill stop the world and melt with "Forever Ambergriss"

Wraped in glam and glitter and foil it's best to not let your food spoil, but what about a marriage? Can love be spoiled like so many a pot pie half not preserved under impregnable aluminum pressed into a paper like form. You know though we aren't really here to talk about delicious pot pies we are here to talk about delicious infidelity as featured in our fine home cooked episode "SPOILED"

Chop Chop chop let's get this episode rolling. It's a short and quick one kiddies so I won't stay to long on this just make sure to watch the episode before you listen and welcome to "Cutting Cards"

Well howdy yall we got another chicken fried episode of this here pone cast. We gots ourselfs a loves story what set your hearts a futterin so sit back in yall rocken chairs and sit a spell why don't yah to listen to. "Four Sided Traingle." bigumbet.

Dead correct on the money on the spot to say the least 100% accurate. Thease are things most people can not be but Madam Vorna is the worst type of psychic. She can tell you not what you want to hear but exactly what is going to happen.

On today's episode we dredge through one of the worst episodes of The Crypt. It's a boring episode to watch but fun to talk about sort of like David Lynch's early films. Enough about dune what do you say we get one with it. Today we present to you. "Operation Friendship"

Witness me listeners witness me. Tonight we join the old almaslaughter and try to join a fraternity as we examine the tale of Wesley Crusher at Star-fleet academy just trying to fit in with his fellow classmates.

This is the story all about how cryptkeeper got his start in acting. Hear his voice hear his tale hear his small bit part that probably took 5 minutes to film but be excited it's episode 60 and we got 29 left to record then perversions of science. LET"S DANCE

Woha here she comes. Watch out boys shell chew you up. Woah here she comes. She's a man eater. Tonight we give a twisted tale about one such he-man woman eater and the big fat monkey of his dreams. So buckle up your sitdowns and get an earful of "Food for Thought"