The Crypt Cast

It's time to fingerpaint with fingers. Get out your melting clocks by Salvador Deadie and join us at a look at what happens when your honey bunny leaves you to become an axe murder and art therapy is a lot less than helpful

Now comes a tale about a man who should have learned that when the roof the roof, the roof is on file. You do need some water and should not let that mother fucker burn. No idea how this many people perished in a perilous blaze but I do know one thing. It was quite the Disco Inferno

This time on the show we have quite the ride for you. Dyllan Mc'Drumbit has his hands full with the notorious sheriff Black Bart. With his life on the line and the backwards talking dwarf from twin peaks he'll learn a harsh lesson in proper insulin storage that'll make you think twice about storing your medicine in the same bottle as your super cancer. In this episode we find the true meaning of gypsy rape and a final cure for all diseases ever. 

What happens when Mr. Crabs and the Bad Guy from Karate Kid team up to solve a murder. Not a hell of a whole lot. Look friends and neighbors I'll level with you, this is not one of the best episodes fo tales. If you like to see General Eiling(of the flash) get his smug ass handed to him by Melt Man from Action Leauge Now we got the episode for you. It dosen't hurt that this episode also features the wonderful Cheech Maron. But, you pays your nickle and you takes your chances.

We're back bitches. Welcome to our grand standing rip roaring good time. After a long time away we've returned with a doozie of a Sam Kinison episode for crying out loud.

In this episode of love and Stamos we discuss:

• Ryan's escape from the law
• Wet Mouthy Kissing
• Robert Picardo
• Russ martins full proff plan of denial
• Mrs. Pecock
• An Occurrence at Owl creek bridge

Sorry folks I'm haveing abit of trouble with Doctor of Horror. However, Here is a good one for you while you wait. It's a little tale of love and hate and ...............more hate really. Let's sit back restrain your arms and legs, get that pointy stick ready as we talk about. "On a Dead Mans Chest"

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Shaft, ya, damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Shaft, can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Shaft, right on

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft
Then we can dig it

ISSAC "MOTHER FUCKER FUCKS YOUR MOTHER" Hays