The Crystal Chroniclers - the History of Final Fantasy

Season 1, Episode 6, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes... discover that Mount Gulg really doesn't provide enough material to fill a full-length episode. Hence this week, the out takes are left in. It's an hour and a half of talking toot, Chichester Comic Con, Papa Shango, the Final Fantasy TCG and more, with a modicum of FFI talk sprinkled in.

All the bits from Episode 5 that weren't related to Final Fantasy, but were still fun. PLUS a song about Mark's Final Fantasy TCG deck and sleeves.

Voices

A Fancy Version of Metroid

TV?

Naked Attraction

American “Comedy”

Impenetrable TCG Rules (and Cosplay?)

Andy’s Leviathan Shower

Songs

I Predict Dead People

Jamaican Me Crazy

Argument

There Isn’t No Stopping Mahna Mahna

Mike Myers is Doable

FMA

Culture

What’s Andy Counting..?

Naughty Fountain

The PG Era

Some Eagles

Where did Japanese Come From?

British Outrage

Metaformon

Taz

Tu speakez el foreign?

I Got a Lincoln Continental and a Sunroof Cadillac

Black Funk ALWAYS Happens

Hareruya (Mono Fire) - a song about the Final Fantasy TCG

Season 1, Episode 5, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes have lots more fun than last time. Plus, a prank on Andy backfires in a fine way. And there's funk.

FECC 2: The Nightmare Continues.

The episode where Mark is pleased he decided to hang on to the FECC recordings for times like these! In this episode we finish creating our characters. If you're waiting for part 5 of our Final Fantasy I playthrough, it's being recorded on Tuesday night. Enjoy!

In a departure from the usual release schedule, here's something... different. Enjoy!

All of the non-Final Fantasy talk from last week's episode. Includes such rare gems as:

Race Lift

Book ‘Em Dan-O

Freestylers

Marble mouth

No. No. Nope.

Belch

Kingdoms = Good, Empires = Bad, Paris = Syndrome?

They cancelled my cartoons

Arti’s coping skills

“I p*ssed all over Eric’s Dad’s knowledge of Doctor Who”

Pokémon or the cure for cancer

Prima Donna

No, that’s the Princess Bride

It WAS Back to the Future!

Bears

In a bag

Breakfast notes

Do it, Daddy!

More syndrome

Curiouser…

…and curiouser…

…and then less curious.

Season 1, Episode 4, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes realise that there are things worse than Vampires.

We discuss the fourth segment of Final Fantasy 1. Spoiler warning: It's a proper slog!

All the chatter from Episode 3 that was not fit for a serious Final Fantasy podcast. Including...

Pepsi Wind

Gods

Unbroadcastable

Where do we go now?

Bread

Shaven

He loves that animal

Science, Politics, Statistics, Languages, Theory of Humour

The “Meet-Cute”

Gerbil Jesus

Completely Sequitur

Newton was MENTAL

TV

Meats

Beyond FF

Wind

Cheap TP

Dirty Phone Call

Season 1, Episode 3, in which your Crystal-Chronicling Heroes try to make fetch happen.

Tangential chat from last week's mainline episode, including:

Babytalk

Eric B for President

Scary Terry

We’re not THAT good at music

The Love Lobe

TMBG

Bob Ross

Misophonia, not misophobia

Just the tip

The Booty Call

Haute Cuisine

Is it are?

The Proto-Chav

Chlamydia

Mark was completely off-base

Release Germans

We <3 U Man

The Princess Bride

Blart Sock

Fizzy Pop and Snacks

GLOW


The 5 Moves of Doom

Sharkier Things