The Crystal Chroniclers - the History of Final Fantasy

As per usual, all the stuff that WASN'T FF-related from last week's show.

Les Mis

Spontaneous Squash Song

No Intro

ABBA

Politics!

Childhood cartoons, modern films and recent TV shows. And books too.

Terry Crews seems lovely

Nintendo Labo

Play Online!

More spontaneous singing

Fave 5

Did you date my sister?

I could come up with a clever name for this segment, but in all honestly it’s all about Arti’s impression of Andy.

You Probably Get That A Lot (with apologies to TMBG)

Enjoy!

Season 2, Episode 5, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes learn that not every segment can have Josef's wondrous story arc.

ENJOY!

Last week's non-Final Fantasy stuff, with plenty of Final Fantasy (TCG) stuff...

Deutschlandlied

Final Fantasy Trading Card Game: Legends Ranked, Casual Formats

Cold-Blooded Richard

Final Fantasy Trading Card Game: Legends Ranked

Stickler

Marky takes a phone call: Pronunciation, Doki Doki Literature Club, School Days

Anime, Jonathon Creek

Final Fantasy Trading Card Game: SPICY BOIS, Competitive Play

Crystal-Crystal Literature Club

Focus On…

Mugs that come with Easter Eggs

Two nations separated by a common language

Telephone Line, bored in Spain, TV

MiB4

Jon’s method of revealing a death… SMDH

Gen X

Hamster outwits Andy

Wrong sketch entirely

Final Fantasy II - a card for Hilda?

Van Phlegm and Mondegreens

Bolt

Richard is a tired teddy, Andy’s very badass, Mark enjoyed a massage

ENJOY!

Season 2, Episode 4, in which Richard’s choice of checkpoints… MWAH! Perfection! Poor, poor Josef...

Enjoy!

Between last week’s on-topic talk…

Slave name

My Hero

Sh!tpost

The Golden Age

Codify your Mémés

Chavs

Rock Clock

Grenalogy

Dino

Freddie

The song from Shrek

Arti’s hair, or lack thereof

Sound effects

Arti remembers what he did

Super!

Papa John’s

Richard can rap

Richard can name Pokémon

Richard is hungry

Blinkin’

Po-Tay-To

James May

Arti’s ultra-f*cked-up dream

3rd Bass

We must question Arti’s ability to count arms

Dreadnaught control

40,000 cheaters

The moral high-ground

DFS

Intolelerance

Daylight Savings

Still with the puppies…

T-shirt

Jaws

All in all…

Alexa

Solo

A Whiter Shade of Pale

Season 2, episode 3... in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes (sans Andy, alas) rekindle their enjoyment of the game. We love the Final Fantasies!

It’s only a short one this week: it turns out we didn't have much to cut out last week!

The Human GameFAQ

Upcoming Video Games

No FFTCG Boosters for ANYONE!

Spoliers

Card chat

More spoilers

Intro?

Arti the Keyboard Warrior

Nigerian Prince

Final Fantasy VIII

Division

Intro? 2

Thong Stinkface

Techical Difficulties

Rappers

We are the Plebs

Community

Saiyan Hair

Evolution

More Saiyan Business

Armour

Break time

Is Eald’narche a guy?

Cloud Promo card

Andy’s sex life

Love Letter (with Mark’s apologies to Nick Cave)

Welcome to the… Casual Chroniclers?

Opus V, the fourth expansion for the Final Fantasy Trading Card Game, was release this week, so it’s time for your Crystal Chronicling heroes to talk cards.

We take a run through the Legend cards, discussing their relative qualities and how they might be used in future decks, with plenty of diversions along the way. We also take a glance at our favourite cards from the set so far.

You’ll have to excuse the sound quality slightly: we were opening and looking at cards throughout the episode so there’s a fair bit of rustling. At least it’s not on Skype though, eh?

If you're looking to make decks then we recommend opening FFDecks.com in one window, and FFTCGMognet.com in another. Mognet for searching cards, FFDecks for building the deck.

What DIDN'T we include in last week's episode? All this...

Cool Names and Knuckles

Couldn’t be gay :’(

LYNCH not FINCHer

Lick it good

Thanks for the MEMEories

Cilla Blank

Lots of beans

Wrestling

Masturbation

Dirty Captain Picard

Golden Shower

Lonely Meatballs

ASDF Movies

Mother’s Day

Andy Nintendon’t

Hello caller, you’re on the air

Coma Pact

Spiel des Jahres

Podcast ideas

Dissidyuk, emirate?

A very dry discourse on school meal funding

Queen

NSP

Fried Foods

Alternative Meeps

Galeophobia

Arte keeps his promo in his pocket

Fat Bottomed (Bluegrass) Girls

Enjoy!

Season 2, Episode 2, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes find that, perhaps, Final Fantasy 2 isn't _quite_ as much fun as first they thought...

Here's a link to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB00V7LyWyPmVzmJliym7rg

Mark's playthrough of this segment should be uploaded the day after this episode drops.

ENJOY!