The Crystal Chroniclers - the History of Final Fantasy

Rather later than advertised - Mark was very poorly for a long while there - we continue our trek through FF2. This episode, Arti takes on head-chronicler duties and does an amazing job. Enjoy!

All the stuff that wasn't relevant from the last episode...

* Doing it wrong

* Arguments

* The funny one?

* Pegging

* Card games

* Crrrrringe

* Films

* National Anthems

* Pikmin 4

* Musk n Freud

* Snoring

* 6/12/18/24

* Word of the day

* [redacted]

* Marky for Mayor

* Richard vamps

By Ramuh's beard! Can it be? A new, entire episode of the CC? Rumours of our demise were greatly exaggerated, and exacerbated by our prolonged absence.

In this return episode we battle Chimera, strange-foreheaded Rays and end up in the guts of a monster. We also battle with sound quality after a five-year hiatus.

Turns out, we weren't dead, merely sleeping. We're pleased to announce the return of The Crystal Chroniclers!

Let's get caught up! This is episode 7.5 in which Mark gets up to speed with the rest of the chaps in Final Fantasy 2. Just a short episode today, but episode 8 will drop Sunday.

Love you, bye!

It’s exactly ONE YEAR to the day since we dropped our pilot episode. To celebrate this auspicious anniversary, why not sit back and enjoy the outtakes from Season 2, Episode 7? They include…

Adele

Final Fantasy TCG Pauper Deck Building

Clumsy Andy

1am

DDT’s Peccadilloes

Guru Larry

Always Funny

Opera Omnia

Bad taste

Love you, bye!

A belated Season 2, Episode 7, in which your Crystal Chronicling Heroes soldier on without Mark... And the episode which Mark has had the most fun editing. A laugh a minute*, the boys cover the seventh segment of Final Fantasy II.

*not guaranteed

Andy, Arti and Mark are joined by Mrs C (Mark’s better half) for this week’s outtakes. Mark, who edits these, was taken aback by how much more posh and knowledgable his wife sounds than him. Andy’s wife Lacey giggles from the sidelines.

This is, by far, the rudest episode we’ve put out so far. I blame the presence of women for making us show off. The discussion includes, but is not limited to:

Richard’s Nostrils

Canada

Mllkshakes

Piss off, ghost!

Mo’ Cap

A question about weird food (including Mrs C’s science brain and a looooong rambling conversation)

A question about tattoos (including diversions about hairy men and medical nakedness)

Terrible impression of Jonathan

Stuff that is WAY TOO LEWD to discuss here

Mark doesn’t understand how girl bits work

Lightning in designer clothing

Podcasting is an audio format

ENJOY!

Season 2, Episode 6, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes struggle on against the stormy seas of podcasting without a rudder. In this analogy, the rudder is Richard. We did our best to stay on topic, though.

Both a reduced crew and a late upload… BUT Arti, Richard and Mark have fun discussing the Final Fantasy TCG. We cover:

Arti’s favourite card

The evolution of Lightning

Opus VI Spoilers: Firion, Guy, Yuna

* Royal Wedding Interlude *

Opus VI’s new mechanic

Title Series

* School Curriculum Interlude *

Regionals, Nationals and Cups

* Pokémon Hacking Scandal Interlude *

Cheaters

Best of One

Deck Consistency

Psychology

* The Quality of Mercy Outro *