The Crystal Chroniclers - the History of Final Fantasy

We diverged from the topic an awful lot on Season 2, Episode 1, Take 2... So check it out:

Wham!

Ice Dancing

Jog On

Digital Monsters (and Richard’s Rice Pudding ASMR)

Paul Scrivens

Old Richard’s Game

Arsenic and Sadness

Happy Days

The Bowie Extension

Square Enix wants your $$$

Readers

World Book Day

Deadly Boat

Kirby Taylor

Chewbacca

Blood type

Biting the frog

Chewbacca update

Marky was thinking of the film, “The Other Woman” and has no idea why he thought it was an SF show…

Marky was thinking of Buffalo Gals, not Double Dutch, so this makes him 0 and 2

Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes

Subway

Kageyama and the Final Fantasy TCG

Super Saiyan Hair (does Marky like manga and anime or not?!)

Sexy New Zealander

Geordie

Vibrator Face

Deep Fried

Grrrr

Gaslighting and Memes

Breakfast at Bernie’s

Uptown Funk

Enjoy!

Your Crystal Chronicling Heroes get it right the second time... and may have convinced themselves that this is a better game than Final Fantasy 1 after only an hour or so's play time.

On noes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCplm4dOPeo

It seems we've been faaaaaaar more professional in the last couple of recording sessions and it's taken TWO episodes to make up this set of outtakes. So from the end of Season 1, and the beginning of Season 2 we bring you:

Home Invasion

Alcoholic Housemate

The Playmat Fiasco

Trenchcoat (the Fiasco continues…)

Search History

Enough of your excuses, Arti! (Fiasco III: The Nightmare Continues)

The Legal Jedi

2 Playmat, 2 Fiasco

A Round of the Claws

Hi Guys!

Nintendo Labo

The DWP

Dissolving a Body - Danny Dyer - Tide Pods - Hard Drugs

Kodak

Zombie

Sandwich

Cheater!

After the ending…

Prank backfire

Getting Better

Read between the lines

One-Take Willy

The Jersey Boys

Charcoal, Condoms, and Socks

Sportsball!

Sex with the Welsh…

Console Wars - Sponsors - No One Can Know

Barbariccia’s Skin

Yet another joke falls flat

What Mark does when he’s bored (Our Mutual Friend)

Enjoy!

Season 2, Episode 0, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes (now with Jon!) look back on Final Fantasy 1, and look forward to Final Fantasy 2!

If you're looking to play along with us, the first segment will be:

Start in Altair.

Have a bit of a wander about, get equipment and spells.

Learn how the keyword system works.

Head North to Gatria town.

Then further north, skirting closely by the lake, to the Kingdom of Finn.

Meet Scott in Finn and collect his ring.

Take the ring back to Princess Hilda, the leader of the Rebellion in Altair

The segment ends when we gain Minwu as a party member and he gives us a canoe

Enjoy!

The season finale! Your Crystal Chronicling heroes feel a huge sense of accomplishment at completing the first step in our journey through the Final Fantasy series.

All the outtakes and non-Final Fantasy 1 chat from last week including:

Oversharing

Knuckles/Norn Iron

Pirate Radio

Pottery

Divas

Mark isn’t sure how ID theft works

Grand Jason

The Greater Good

Dissidia NT Promo Cards

Trading Card Science!

The Zelda Randomiser

The Cagnazzo Code

Black Mirror

Early Internet Cartoons

Bouncy Barkeep

AGDQFFIV

Final Fantasy TCG Opus V and more…

Dissidia NT

Next week we FINISH FINAL FANTASY 1! It's going to be emotional.

Season 1, Episode 10, in which your Crystal Chronicling heroes are so close to the end of the game they can taste it! We visit the Flying Fortress, our last stop on the way to the final dungeon...

26 weekly episodes in a row... and we've gone and stumbled! Long story short: Mark was far to sick to leave the house to record this week so he did a Let's Play of "Torneko no Daibouken: Fushigi no Dungeon" instead. Follow the link or head over to Youtube and look up The Crystal Chroniclers to watch! We'll back on mainline Final Fantasy 1 play through next week, promise!

https://youtu.be/UC1VsB3bxLA

It's over 30 years since Final Fantasy first appeared so your Crystal Chronicling Heroes (INCLUDING JON!) discuss the high-points of the series' storied lineage. This episode will drop on New Year's Eve so we hope you all have a grand 2018. This episode was also recorded in a very crowded Fistful of Dice, so the background's a little noisier than usual.