This week we anger Jesus and the Easter Bunny by suggesting they share their holiday with some of the old gods. In a world first, we discuss the ironic qualities of a certain song and we revisit some great games of the past. We are also slightly late in releasing the episode for the SECOND TIME EVER.

In this weeks episode we discuss what to call your junk (ironically, 'junk' didn't come up), computer games which may or may not be appropriate for kids and how to divide the household chores. I know I know I know, this is a sub par blurb for the show, but I'm running late ok? Get off my case.

In this episode of The Dad Zone, we answer the age old question of how much porn is too much porn? We debate public v private schools and go DEEP into the flat earth society. Andrew has an anecdote and riding high from the success of The Ronk (tm), Simon attempts to create a new wrestling persona with, wait for it.... MIXED RESULTS!

If you SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF.....

What the RONK......

Is......

slow roasting.

Thats right jebronies, this is the debut of the worlds greatest new wrestling personality. Also, Andrew and Simon answer all your questions about Andrews hairdresser, robot/child hybrids and when its ok to lie to children (spoiler: always).

Brownie pointers continues to poison your sex drive and we have perhaps the worlds greatest meme.

Welcome back DZoners! This week we tackle the most difficult Meme Watch submission ever, but witness the birth of an exciting and terrible twitter profile from its ashes. We talk about what was in the briefcase and kids with mobile phones. Simon demands more sexy voices and we get the definitive answer to happy new year wishing etiquette.

Here we are again for the second time in 2018! What a treat we have in store for you guys. Theres a new segment that definitely won't poison your ears and haunt you forever. There's all the old favourites! Questions, advice, a hero or two, MEMES. More words to fill up the episode summary. Oh look at all the words I'm typing. Here's another one! Wowee! Words.

We're baaaaack! Refreshed and rearing to go after the christmas break, Andrew and Simon answer questions and dispense advice. We talk zombies and regifting. We announce our plan to catch em all (all the fantasy authors that is). Also book recommendations and Simon tries his best not to spoil The Sinner. Enjoy!

Christmas has come early! less than a week after Andrew and Simon promised to go on holidays, they go and do this to ya! Please find herein an interview with New York Times best selling author Peter V Brett of the Demon Cycle. We talk about his books, his dadding techniques, Andrew gets drunk and calls him by the wrong name. Simon asks about American leave entitlements. This podcast really has everything. You can find Peter on twitter @pvbrett or on the web at www.petervbrett.com

If you haven't already, do yourself a favour and get at his books, they are fantastic. Start with The Painted Man (or the Warded Man if you are in America).

Simon sprays his Christmas cheer all over the face of this episode like it's the inside of a penthouse forum magazine (he prefers the stories). We talk about gift giving, suspicious activity and how best to teach your kids about nazis and robot dinosaurs.

This week Andrew and Simon find time for sex... not like that. They also get to the bottom of when it is appropriate to decorate shit at different times of the year (well xmas anyway). What do you do if someone dresses your kid in team colours you don't agree with? Who cares? (Simon). An in-depth and nostalgic analysis of stuff kids don't have to do now days is also included! Beat that for value for money! You can't is the answer.