This week we celebrate our 30th episode and finish our two part epic journey of.... it. We take a triumphant (and undeserved) victory lap of meme watch, resurrect the fart segment and talk about Thor Ragnarok. The city of Newcastle is the star of this one as Simon gets Andrew to describe a plate of chips they had in that very town! My cup floweth over with pure, unadulterated EXCITEMENT and yours will too. Come with the boys and experience the epic conclusion of episode 30.

What a jam packed episode we have for you, our loyal (and numerous) listeners! We crack perpetual motion and dole out divorce tips. MABDFBS (make a bad dad feel better service) makes its triumphant return due to popular demand. Snickers v Mars bar, which is better? Beer festival chat. Sit back and enjoy the epic first part of our 30th episode extravaganza!!!!! We also bring back an old segment, Ain't nobody got time for that!

Andrew maturely and respectfully interviews Simon about his food preferences. There are memes and Christmas traditions. Apples are discussed and a definitive answer is reached as to how much is reasonable to spend on a birthday. Not much dick talk this week, so its the perfect time to get your mum to start listening!

Boy howdy is this one a doozy! If you love great impressions it is anyway. If not, you might be out of luck. Andrew and Simon discuss gross stuff that kids have done, get mad at other podcasts and have a cavalcade of famous guests! Download if you know whats good for you!

Here we go. Simon is back from an extended social media absence. We talk a bout answering questions from listeners. Between three and four questions, to be precise. But wait, there's more. You want segments? We got 'em. You want other stuff? It's probably there.

Andrew and Simon return triumphant after having a sneaky week off, both from the pod and (in Andrew's case) work in general. There's Scottish heroes, strategies for removing mother-in-laws and toilet seat discussion. You name it and its there, except of course if you name 'good fake accents' because they definitely aren't there.

Hi, you've reached Andrew and Simon. We aren't here at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message with an occasional dad episode we recorded weeks ago but have only just got around to editing, that would be great. Leave your name and num.... beeeeeep

In this weeks episode we reclaim the Dad Zone from the clutches of those dastardly Hi Hungry, I'm Dad boys and discuss the birth of Simons marriage and Andrew's cat's trip to Valhalla. We give sage advise about how best to introduce kids to the new girlfriend and we baby proof the shit out of a house.

This week we get taken over by Jared and Nathan from the Hi Hungry, I'm Dad podcast. They do their best to fill our shoes while we are busy over in America getting foot cramps and broken toes by forcing ourselves into their tiny footwear. You can find us crushing their podcast by searching for Hi Hungry, I'm Dad on whatever pod machine floats your boat. While you are there, you should subscribe. They aren't terrible.

Single dads guiding girls through puberty, cleaning up the back yard, two out of three actual memes, a hero, a bad dad segment, a yahoo answer. What else do you guys want? Because we have it all. Whats that? Oh you wanted other things? There's probably a couple of items I haven't mentioned here. Oh yeah, Harrison Ford! We have Harrison Ford...... related chat. HARRISON FORD.