The Dapper Dads

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Hear us ramble about how many kids we could kick, Drama's first major hangover, holding in dumps for 8+ hours, and a slew of submissions covering Rammstein, random boners, Juggalos and a story of growing up in Iran.

Watch our Minneapolis recap video: https://youtu.be/G2kt0mpWUyE

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We sobered up a bit for this episode and who knows if it helped or made everything worse. We also took our FIRST LIVE CALL during this one. Listen to us talk about conspiracy theories, more geography, another trip to Slim's bathroom of terrors, tattoos we wanted when younger and more.

Go listen to our guest appearance on The Gore Score podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/devilish-dread-part-2-with-the-dapper-dads/id1390677254?i=1000420794251&mt=2

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Is this our loosest episode yet? Probably. Things get off the rails after several games of beer darts. We try to discuss calling sex hotlines, Jackie O (again), a wedding Slim attended, getting old, what happened to the man in the bathroom and other drunken ramblings. Good luck!

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Hear a detailed recap of our Minneapolis trip for Prof Outdoors including a dance party, $45 on Papa John's, Lil B and much more. We also get into reality tv, G.G. Allin, eggs and egging, how dirty we will get in a fight and diapers vs. being cheated on.

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Back from Minnesota we discuss felonies, horrible tv shows, a correction to something from last episode, a spicy text message, doctors and drinking plus our plans for Minneapolis.

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Slim gets unexpected visitors, Spotify shenanigans, how to enter a bathtub as a man, a 101 year old woman giving birth, the best erotic fan fiction and probably some other good stuff.

WATCH OUR CABIN VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSEqdIXJ1DA

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Back in the dungeon post-cabin we continue to harp on it and how life was better there. Other hot topics include a man that eats 1,460 burgers a year, quality pizzas, a new road name, Slim's middle school lip sync performance, turning japanese and more fun stuff.

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We snuck away out to the middle of nowhere to finally take an appropriate vacation for all of our extremely hard work. But even on a getaway we must still keep this thing chuggin' so we recorded our first episode away from the dungeon. Hear all the deets mainly about beers and the beach and realize how without stress we're no longer funny or entertaining.

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Recorded on a very weird Wednesday hear how we took Alex Jones Youtube account, a bunch of gross sex talk, one hit wonders, how many hot dogs is too many hot dogs and a submission that leads to geeking out about Goosebumps, records and Simpsons.

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Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat