The Dapper Dads

The Dapper Dads

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The Dapper Dads episodes

  • Five's A Massacre

    Diving straight into year two and not much has changed. Hear about our multiple recent trips to Chicago for Kweku Collins, Against Me! and Brockhampton, the long mistreatment of elephants, a father of 64 with too much math, rampage vs. spree, whip-it addiction and a bundle of other quality stuff.

     

    Hit us with those FIVE STAR REVIEWS on Apple Podcasts/iTunes because it helps us a ton

     

    Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and everything

     

    Read more of our dumb thoughts at www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Look at more of our dumb faces at www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for all the goods including anonymous submissions and hot merch!

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 31 min
  • Baby's First Birthday

    We did it. We actually made it to one year somehow. So we spend this entire episode reflecting on it. If this is your first time checking us out you might want to start with a different episode. You should also be watching this on YouTube because the video is insane. Anyway, thanks everyone for the support and making it worth continuing to a year. Year 2 is gonna get real weird so get ready.

     

    Watch the video version! https://youtu.be/X1iuOKPpY-I

     

    Give us 5 star reviews on Apple podcasts/iTunes

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever floats your boat

     

    Tweet at us www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Instagram our junk www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for all the good stuff like merch and anonymous submission

     

    [email protected] for your hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 59 min
  • Skol And Screams In A Thunderstorm

    You think you've heard it all but you haven't yet. Sit back and enjoy tales of billboard money, extreme Elvis, more grease, a voicemail full of lies, Malcolm in the Middle, fire stories, worst lyrics and other unspeakable stuff that was spoken.

     

    NEXT EPISODE IS OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Send in your submissions NOW. Tell us your favorite moments/episodes/whatever or anything else you think would be good to discuss. DO IT NOW.

     

    Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave a voicemail with what is above this

     

    Follow us on Twitter to read our words www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Follow us on Instagram to see our pictures www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including merch and anonymous submissions

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 44 min
  • 10 Year Old Uncle

    The big ol' 5-0. Let you ears be blessed with tales of Slim's "volunteer work" and Drama's brake job. Additional topics involve the documentary Finder Keepers, a slew of submissions such as breaking through the toilet paper, best sandwich choices, the importance of live performances, if we had cool new voices, what we're willing to give up for Sheryl Crow and so much more.

     

    Tell us your favorite moments, episodes, whatever for our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!

     

    Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave us a voicemail

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for anonymous submissions and everything else (MERCH)

     

    Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

     

    Facebook us www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat
    1 hr 36 min
  • Double Penetration Drive-In Theater

    Without hesitation we get right back to our bullshit. That includes the weirder side of Wish.com, the passing of beloved Duke, lobster science, alterations to school curriculum, movie reboot ideas, what happened to smut theaters and their answer to the lack thereof. Does anyone even read this anymore?

     

    Submit your favorite/funniest/whatever moments from us so far for our one year anniversary in just a few episodes!

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the above so we can put it in the episode

     

    Twitter @ us www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Instagram our pretty faces www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including anonymous submissions and merch

     

    [email protected] if you want to send us electronic mail for some reason

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat
    1 hr 33 min
  • Xanax Chimp Schematics

    We get right into Grimaces (or Grimini) again, do zombies take dumps, seeing Mount Eerie in Chicago, weirdest places they've shat, more quick ones including passing judgements, Lil Wayne, big spoon vs. little spoon and tons of other neurotic ramblings that should be cause for concern.

     

    Send us submissions for our one year episode! Tell us your favorite/funniest moments or episodes, when/how you started listening, what you want in the future, whatever else!

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave a voicemail with something from above

     

    Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mail

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including anonymous submissions and our merch

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 32 min
  • Filing Cabinet Fiasco

    In a disturbing discovery we find out Slim is hording something. We also dive deep into MADtv, being blind, some high quality videos, the movie Hereditary, favorite albums and all kinds of other hot stuff.

     

    Leave us glowing 5 star reviews on the Apple podcast app

     

    Call 402-7DAPPER with your favorite episodes/moments/whatever for our one year episode

     

    Follow @DapperDads on Twitter for some reason www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram for other reasons www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including our merch and anonymous submissions

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 32 min
  • Giraffeicide

    When left to our own devices it gets real weird real quick. Thankfully we got some submissions that cover 3 sexy specific quick ones, a bunch of "this or that" questions, and 3 additional quick ones. It's a great episode full of goodness and we totally wouldn't lie to you ever.

     

    Send us submissions so the episode are solid like this and also send your favorite Dapper moments for the one year celebration!

     

    Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something fun and/or your favorite moments

     

    Tweet at us in all caps www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Place hearts over our Instagram photos www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    Everything else including merch and anonymous submissions at www.thedapperdads.com

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mails

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

     

    1 hr 28 min
  • Balls Out

    Right back at ya with another tolerable episode. Hear how Drama thought he was actually going to meet Kanye, Slim sloshed around in a basement adventure, how much sawdust you could put in foods, how many pigeons you could carry, first love making sessions and a big black book that we end up just reading a lot of. Plus more I'm almost sure of it.

     

    Five star reviews on the iPhone podcast app or whatever it's called again please

     

    Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with that good good sweet sweet

     

    Go buy something so our lives get better www.thedapperdads.com/shop

     

    Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    www.thedapperdads.com for all the other stuff

     

    [email protected] for all the hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 31 min
  • Legs Does Hollywood

    Let the good times roll through this audio adventure. The guys chit chat about Evil Genius, the ability to commit their own crimes, a pair of legs that just won't quit, least favorite music genres, the beef between Pusha T and Drake plus some other good stuff probably about balls and whatnot.

     

    GO WATCH THE VLOG FROM MINNEAPOLIS/SOUNDSET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBXd-Gq1-M

     

    Buy some of that sweet sweet merch already: www.thedapperdads.com/shop

     

    5 star reviews or we're done with this

     

    Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something already

     

    Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads

     

    Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

     

    [email protected] for all your hate mail

     

    www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook

     

    http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday

     

    Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

     

    Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

    1 hr 30 min

About The Dapper Dads

From the publisher's feed

Saying the things you only think about in private but with less shame