This episode is not recorded into cute little microphones like we really want but it's still pretty good anyway. Listen and you shall hear a recap of 312 Day in Chicago with Danny Brown, split pee streams, the motel voyeur, a Danny Devito threesome, rap Mount Rushmore and lots of other goodies.

Don't forget the full video version of this episode is on Youtube

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We did it again. Here are some more outtakes from our test recordings before episodes. Like with the previous one this is all over the place with some audio issues and whatnot since this is how we make sure everything sounds good. If you haven't listened to the first one yet go check it out so you understand the process a little more. Happy Spring!

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Two back to back party weekends? It's true and as excessive as it sounds! Listen to the guys recap the Prof show, Drama breaking his knee, Slim's sweaty intermission, little old troll men that steal your happiness and much more.

Prof has a new album coming out April 13th - Preorder it and stuff - http://bit.ly/PookieBabyFE

(This is not an ad, he's just real cool and deserves some more ears)

Hope you like Brockhampton, because the guys sure do (as you might know) and they finally got to go see them live. This entire episode is a recap of their trip and Slim's first time to Milwaukee including a Pabst Castle, a 80's/90's dance party, drinking and of course Brockhampton. Check it out and then listen to STAR fifty times.

Smash that review button with nothing but 5 stars

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything you can imagine and hear it on an upcoming episode

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Hot off the presses. The guys get into band shirts and books, Drama skating again with consequences, trimming the cat, worst "dates", porn parodies and a very intense would you rather. All this and more to make you question your sanity and life decisions.

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26 episodes makes six months of doing this for some reason. The guys get into nu-metal (again like they're trying to bring it back or something), irrational video game fears, a submission about being friends with your ex and a submission about butt stuff. A good time to be had by all.

Justify all of this by giving us a hot 5 star review

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